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• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour Dancing with the Stars, then a new Castle.
• CBS has a new How I Met Your Mother, followed by new episodes of Accidentally on Purpose, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, and CSI: Miami.
• NBC has new episodes of Heroes, Trauma, and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new House at 8, then a new Lie to Me.
• The CW has a new One Tree Hill at 8, followed by a new Gossip Girl.
• AMC has Part 2 of The Prisoner at 8.
• Food Network has Dear Food Network: Thanksgiving Turkey at 8, followed by a new Dear Food Network: Top 10 Thanksgiving Problems Solved and a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
• TLC has two new episodes of Little People, Big World at 8, then two new episodes of Jon & Kate Plus 8 and a new Cake Boss.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• Cartoon Network has a new Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack at 9.
• At 10, Lifetime has two new episodes of Rita Rocks.
• E! has a new The Soup Presents at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Million Dollar Listing, followed by the series premiere of Chef Academy.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour Dancing with the Stars, followed by a new Castle.
• CBS has a new How I Met Your Mother, then new episodes of Accidentally on Purpose, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, CSI: Miami.
• NBC has new episodes of Heroes, Trauma, and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new House at 8, then a new Lie To Me.
• The CW has a new One Tree Hill at 8, followed by a new Gossip Girl.
• ABC Family has the two-hour season finale of Lincoln Heights at 8.
• TLC has two new episodes of Little People, Big World at 8, then a new Jon & Kate Plus 8.
• At 8:30, ESPN has Monday Night Football, the Steelers vs. the Broncos.
• At 9, USA has anew Monday Night RAW.
• At 10, Lifetime has two new episodes Rita Rocks.
• TLC has a new Cake Boss at 10.
• There's a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives on Food Network at 10.
• Also at 10: E! has a new episode of The Soup Presents.
• At 11, TBS has the series premiere of Lopez Tonight.

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After the jump, the late night talk shows.

• At 7:30, FOX has Game 5 of The World Series.
• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour Dancing with the Stars, followed by a new Castle.
• CBS has a new How I Met Your Mother at 8, then episodes of Accidentally on Purpose, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, and CSI: Miami.
• NBC has new episodes of Heroes, Trauma, and The Jay Leno Show.
• The CW has a new One Tree Hill at 8, followed by a new Gossip Girl.
• ABC Family has a new Lincoln Heights at 8, then the season finale of Greek.
• There's a new Good Eats on Food Network at 8.
• ESPN has a new Monday Night Football at 8, the Falcons vs. the Saints.
• At 9, PBS has a new American Experience.
• USA has new Monday Night RAW at 9.
• Food Network has a new Unwrapped at 9.
• At 9:30, Lifetime has three new episodes of Rita Rocks.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
• TLC has two new episodes of Cake Boss at 10.
• Bravo has a new Million Dollar Listing at 10.
• Also at 10: E! has a new episode of The Soup Presents.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

• ABC has a Castle marathon all night.
• At 7, ESPN2 has more U.S. Open coverage.
• At 8, ABC Family has a new Secret Life of the American Teenager, then a new Greek.
• ESPN has College Football at 8, Miami vs. Florida State.
• BBC America has a new Top Gear at 8.
• At 9, PBS has a new History Detectives.
• USA has a new Monday Night RAW at 9.
• There's a new Unwrapped on Food Network at 9.
• At 10, TLC has a new Ultimate Cake-Off.
• Food Network has a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives at 10.
• Travel Channel has a new Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations at 10.
• A&E has a new Hoarders at 10.
• Also at 10: E! has a new The Soup Presents.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

• At 7, ESPN2 has U.S. Open Tennis.
• At 8, ABC has the CMA Music Festival: Country's Night to Rock.
• ABC Family has a new Secret Life of the American Teenager at 8, followed by the season premiere of Greek.
• ESPN has Pre-Season Football at 8, the Vikings vs. the Texans.
• BBC America has a new Top Gear at 8.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• TLC has a new Jon & Kate Plus 8 at 9, then a new Ultimate Cake-Off.
• At 10, NBC has a new Dateline.
• Showtime has the season finale of Weeds at 10.
• Food Network has a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives at 10.
• E! has a new The Soup Presents at 10.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

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• At 8, NBC has a new Great American Road Trip.
• ABC Family has a new Secret Life of the American Teenager at 8, followed by a new Make It or Break It.
• Discovery has Cleopatra: Portrait of a Killer at 8, then two new episodes of Out of Egypt.
• ESPN has Pre-Season Football at 8, the Ravens vs. the Jets.
• ESPN2 has the Little League World Series at 8.
• Nickelodeon has a new Glenn Martin, DDS at 8.
• BBC America has a new Top Gear at 8.
• At 9, ABC has a new Dating in the Dark.
• USA has a new Monday Night RAW at 9.
• TNT has the summer finale of The Closer at 9, then the summer finale of Raising the Bar.
• At 10, NBC has a new Dateline.
• Showtime has a new Weeds at 10, followed by the season finale of Nurse Jackie.
• Travel Channel has a new Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations at 10.
• A&E has a new Hoarders at 10.
• There's a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives on Food Network at 10.
• Also at 10: E! has a new The Soup Presents.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Actor, comedian and classically trained suit wearer Joel McHale has taken his talent for riffing to the next level.

The star of The Soup and the upcoming NBC sitcom Community has joined forces with Michael J. Nelson's Rifftrax.com to provide a running comedy commentary for the perennial craptastic 80s classic Red Dawn. Nelson announced the guest commentary on the Rifftrax site and his Twitter blog earlier this week.

Rifftrax, for those who may not be familiar with the site and are therefore in no way cool, is the comedy website that provides downloadable MP3s of funny movie commentaries featuring the voices and talents of the minds behind Mystery Science Theater 3000 including Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. It is the only reason I still own all three Matrix films, that and the fact that my desk is missing part of a leg.

• TNT has Basketball Playoffs all night.
• WE has a Golden Girls marathon all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new Dancing with the Stars, then the season finale of Castle.
• CBS has a new Big Bang Theory, followed by new episodes of How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Rules of Engagement, and CSI: Miami.
• FOX has the season finale of House at 8, then a new 24..
• NBC has a new Deal Or No Deal at 8, followed by a new, two-hour Medium.
• The CW has new episodes of Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill.
• ABC Family has a new Greek at 8.
• PBS has a new Antiques Roadshow at 8, then a new American Experience.
• MyNetwork TV has a new Masters of Illusion at 8, followed by a new Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed.
  
• TLC has two new episodes of Little People, Big World at 8.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
• History Channel has a new Ax Men at 10.
• Also at 10: E! has a new The Soup Presents.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

• At 8, ABC has two new episodes of The Bachelorette, followed by a new episode of The Mole.
• NBC has a new American Gladiators, then a new, two hour Nashville Star.
• USA has the U.S. Olympic Trials at 8, then a new Monday Night RAW.
• At 9, PBS has a new History Detectives.
• Food Network has a new Unwrapped at 9, about cereal.
• There's a new World Poker Tour on GSN at 9.
• VH-1 has A Concert For Nelson Mandela at 9.
• At 10, ABC Family has a new episode of The Middleman.
• Showtime has a new Weeds at 10, followed by a new Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
• Food Network has a new Drive-Ins, Diners, and Dives at 10.
• E! has a new The Soup Presents at 10.
• Also at 10: MTV has a new Legally Blonde.

Check your local TV listings for more.