Jon seemed to be really honored that he was chosen to host the 2006 Oscars (bwaha! Next... President!).
Sure, he may not have been that great in the movies, but I'm sure he'll be brilliant hosting an event
about the movies. Israel's prime minister, Ariel Sharon, suffered a bad stroke and Pat Robertson decided to be a jerk about it, saying that Sharon had a stroke because he divided God's land. Real sympathetic, man. Jon, however, questioned Robertson's reasoning. Dividing God's land caused a stroke? Well, judging by just the pictures of Sharon, the cause seems more likely to be "fat, age, and stress... Unless God was personally force-feeding Sharon knishes".














