stupid-related stories
Posted Jan 11th 2007 3:09PM by Jay Black
Filed under: OpEd, Things I Hate About TV, Watercooler Talk

(Writers Note: This post is not about something I hate ON the television, it's about a particular type of person I hate that is caused by the existence of television. It was hard picking a category for it, so I went with the one I did.)
I was an English major in college. If you ever get the chance to be an English major, do it! It opens so many doors to your future: with your English degree you can teach English! Or, also, starve!
Being an English major, though, brought along with it one major annoyance: wannabe intellectual types who felt that since they read Keats or whatever, they were somehow better than the civilians who enjoyed
Melrose Place or
The X-Files.
Continue reading Things I Hate about TV: People who claim not to watch it
Posted Aug 16th 2006 10:57AM by Adam Finley
Filed under: PBS, Celebrities, Children, Wonder Showzen
I really need to read Joel Stein more often because the man is quite an entertaining read. In his latest column he takes a few shots at Elmo, which may seem like the equivalent of a grown man kicking a preschooler in the face, and it is, but he does seem to have a legitimate beef with the little red Muppet. Now, I usually dismiss tirades against Elmo as uniformed, because most of them accuse him of being somewhat low in IQ compared to the other Muppets on Sesame Street. The thing is, Elmo's character was evolved from a background character in such a way as to give him the mentality of a preschool age or younger child, someone the toddlers could relate to while their older siblings enjoyed other aspects of the show. Stein sees that as a real problem, however. To him, and to Wonder Showzen creators Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who he also quotes in his column, Elmo is a solipsistic creature infinitely infatuated with himself. As Stein puts it, "We are breeding a nation of Anna Nicole Smiths." Being 29 with no kids, I don't follow Sesame Street that closely anymore, but like a rock band that's way past its prime, it sounds like the show's glory days are way behind it now.
Posted Mar 20th 2006 1:06PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Industry, Daytime

Well, maybe. Actually, a recent study showed older women who cite
daytime dramas and talk shows as their favorite shows to watch did not score as well as those who listed
other shows. However, Dr. Joshua Fogel of Brooklyn College of the City University of New York, the man who conducted
the tests, was quick to point out this doesn't mean there's a direct link between stupid daytime shows and actually
being stupid. Heck, if seeing stupid things on TV actually made you stupid this whole blog would be completely
unreadable since we'd all be drooling and banging on our keyboards with our foreheads. Anyway, the research hasn't
really proved anything, except their MIGHT be a connection between the shows we choose to watch and our own cognitive
ability. Well, I know Grover's demonstration of "near" and "far" has helped me tremendously with my
grasp of spatial relations, so maybe they're right.
Posted Jan 10th 2006 3:54PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Reality Shows
Double or
Nothing, a new FOX reality series, is looking for a person to sell everything they own for the chance to put it
all on red or black on a roulette wheel. I'm not sure how you make an entire series out of one person making one bet,
but I guess we'll have to tune in and find out. If you think this seems like a stupid risk to take, you're not alone.
Author Steve Bourie, a gambling expert, says showing amateur gamblers making uninformed bets is very irresponsible. The
show is inspired by Ashley Revell, an Englishman who literally bet everything on red and won. Bourie, however, still
maintains that gambling should be a form of entertainment, and not a quick method of monetary gain. I would tend to
agree, unless the person standing next to you is wearing a green sweater and you softly hum the theme to
The Facts
of Life while the wheel is spinning. Those are both signs of good luck and in that case you should by all means
bet everything.