Here's my theory -- if Paris would've dropped a big wet smoocher on Seacrest while he was
trailing her with that battery pack, then she wouldn't have gone home tonight. It would have been the perfect climatic
moment during her performance of Prince's "Kiss," and God (being a huge Idol fan, and
understanding the ironic nature of the moment) would have shifted some votes away from Elliott and given them to poor
Paris. But alas, that didn't happen and Paris is going home, and Elliott (her partner in the bottom
two) has survived another week.
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