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And the Good Riddance Award goes to... Cavemen! Here to accept the award for Cavemen is... well... nobody. How awkward would that be? The Cavemen looking at me with their big crazy eyebrows. Me looking back with my big crazy beard. "Uh... here ya go... Try the shrimp." In the end, it was a close race back at TV Squad HQ. The boys from ABC just edged out the runner-up, Bionic Woman.

(S04E17) First, my apologies for this being so late. Rich and I got some wires crossed and we both ended up pointing at each other saying, "Crap, I thought it was your turn!" Better late than never though, right? Anyway... "Midway" has been one of the brighter spots on the upcoming schedule all season simply because Teal'c was returning. I'm sure that for many fans, the return in and of itself was cause to celebrate the episode. I have no special preference for Teal'c myself, so that didn't totally sell me on the episode, but the story he brought along with him did. With a couple of nagging exceptions, it was very good.

Gallery: Stargate Atlantis

• At 8, ABC has a repeat According To Jim, followed by a new (!) episode of Rodney, another repeat According To Jim, a new (!) Less Than Perfect, then a repeat Boston Legal.
• CBS has NCIS and The Unit, followed by a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• NBC has the season premiere of Last Comic Standing at 8, followed by a repeat Law and Order: SVU.
• Over on FOX at 8, Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson star in Shanghai Knights.
• The WB has a repeat Gilmore Girls and a new Pepper Dennis, while UPN has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Veronica Mars.
• At 9, TNT has NBA Playoffs, with the Mavericks vs. the Suns.
• Discovery has a new Deadliest Catch at 9.
• At 10 on FX, the season premiere of Rescue Me.
• Also at 10: MTV has a new The Real World, followed by a new Jamie Kennedy's Blowin' Up.

• PBS has new episodes of both Nova and Frontline. Check local listings.
• The 12 female finalists sing for the judges on a two hour American Idol, on FOX at 8pm.
• ABC has a repeat According To Jim, a new Rodney, a new According To Jim, a repeat George Lopez, then a new Boston Legal (with Tom Selleck).
• CBS has two repeat eps of NCIS, then a repeat CSI.
• NBC has The Olympics all night.
• Lots of movies lately on UPN and the WB. Tonight, UPN has Black Night, while the WB has Final Destination 2.
• ABC Family has Lindsay Lohan in the remake of The Parent Trap.
• Also at 8: HGTV has a new Designed To Sell, followed by a repeat Design Remix, a new Decorating Cents, and then a new Mission: Organization.
• Toon Disney has a new Power Rangers Mystic Force. It's on at 8 too. 
• At 9, USA has Rowan Atkinson and John Malkovich in Johnny English, while Lifetime has Michael Douglas and Kirk Douglas in It Runs In The Family. 
• At 10, FX has a new ep of The Shield. 
• AMC has Al Pacino in Insomnia, also at 10.
• Also at 10: The History Channel has a new Modern Marvels.
• At 11, G4 has a new ep of X-Play.
• At midnight, Comedy Central has a new Distraction.