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And I Quote: The best lines of the week

south parkThe TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
  • "Looks like you're about to get pwned." -- Cartman's World of Warcraft character to his next victim, on South Park.
  • Marlo: "That's my money."
    Omar: "Man, many ain't got no owners. Only spenders." -- Marlo, being robbed by Omar, on The Wire.
  • "If you're the exterminator, why are you wearing a gun holster?" -- Eden on Heroes.
  • "This is the best team ever!" -- New trainer Kim to her first team ever, on The Biggest Loser.
  • First Woman (black goop on her hand): "What's this black stuff?"
    Second Woman: "That used to be Denver." - Jericho
  • "Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit!" -- Mr. Friendly to Sawyer, who figured out the reward system in his cage on Lost.
  • "When you escaped from the Krytonian 'land of the lost' I bet you didn't think that you'd be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head-cold, huh?" -- Chloe to Clark on Smallville.
  • Marina: "You're really gonna put a child who's just lost his mother on the stand and then pull him apart?"
    Stark: "That's exactly what I'm gonna do." -- Shark.
  • "Gettin' struck by lightning...it ain't fun." -- Ash on Supernatural.
  • "It's a booby trap!" Marin Frist, on Men in Trees, after tripping over her bra.

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