Posts with tag prison
Posted Oct 6th 2007 1:04AM by Jen Creer
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Moonlight
(S01E02) My name is Jen, and I have taken over reviewing
Moonlight. If you have read some of the reviews so far, you will know that my colleague Rich Keller hated the show. Most of the commenters hated it too. I seem to have a higher tolerance for it, though, so here goes.
I watched this episode with my best friend, and she said, "If you like vampire smut, you kind of have to like this show." And we both like vampire smut. One other difference between my friend and me and Rich Keller is that we think Mick St. John is good-looking enough to tune to in every Friday night when we have nothing else to do. That might not be the greatest criteria in the world, but I don't understand why people tune in and watch
Desperate Housewives week after week, so there you go.
Continue reading Moonlight: Out of the Past
Posted Jun 13th 2007 5:22PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Late Night, Celebrities, Talk Show

The man who admitted to plotting to kidnap David Letterman's son, Harry, is
back in prison. Montana cops caught up with Kelly A. Frank today in Northwest Montana. Frank escaped from Montana State Prison
last Friday with another inmate, who
is still on the run has been captured. Frank was arrested in 2005 on charges that he planned to kidnap Harry Letterman and his nanny and hold them for $5 million ransom. He would've been eligible for parole next month. Dumbass.
Continue reading Letterman kidnap plotter is caught - UPDATE
Posted May 16th 2007 10:02AM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, Celebrities, Pickups and Renewals
William H. Macy is set to star in the TNT series Family Man.
This is the third TNT project Macy has been involved with, having already co-written (with writing partner Steven Schachter) the Emmy-winning Door to Door and The Wool Cap.
Family Man, which Macy also wrote with Schachter, focuses on the life of a man who gives to charity but also steals from major corporations. According to Variety, the series is told in "flash forward" fashion in which we see Macy imprisoned in the future. Sounds like kind of a modern take on the Robin Hood story to me.
There's no word yet on when the series will air.
Posted May 15th 2007 3:02PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, Other Comedy Shows, Programming, Video, Web

We told you yesterday about the new shows that NBC unveiled at their upfront, and now video previews of the new shows have made their way onto the web.
After the jump are previews for the new shows The Bionic Woman, Journeyman, Life, and Chuck, along with my quick notes on what I think based on these little snippets. Those legs above aren't exactly sexy. Maybe that's just a temporary state.
Continue reading A sneak peek at NBC's new shows - VIDEOS
Posted May 10th 2007 9:41PM by Brad Linder
Filed under: OpEd, My Name Is Earl, Episode Reviews
(S02E23) Next season on
My Name is Earl: a very special crossover episode starring
Prison Break's Wentworth Miller. When Hickey and Scofield find themselves sharing a bunk in a Panamanian prison, Scofield tries to break Earl out, but failing that promises to take over Earl's list.
But seriously, everything that happened in this episode was entirely predictable -- about 10 seconds in advance. Earl hooks up with the deaf lawyer. Saw that coming, a few seconds before it happened. Deaf lawyer dumps Earl after taking a closer look at his list. I needed about 15 seconds for that one. Earl makes a sacrifice to help Joy. Not too surprising.
Continue reading My Name is Earl: The Trial (season finale)
Posted Feb 1st 2007 8:31AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Prison Break, Celebrities
Prison Break actor Lane Garrison will likely be charged with felony vehicular manslaughter for an accident that killed a 17-year old girl
last month. Beverly Hills police say that Garrison was high on cocaine and drunk when he slammed his SUV into a tree, killing his teen-age passenger. Two other 15-year old girls in the car were injured. Police say Garrison's blood-alcohol level that night was .20 percent, more than twice the legal limit, and they found a number of empty alcohol containers in his SUV.
Garrison, 26, played "Tweener" on
Prison Break, but his character was killed off earlier this season. If convicted, he could face up to ten years in actual prison.
Posted Jan 30th 2007 1:32PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Cable, Documentary
The Aryan Brotherhood is a network of white power groups that began in the California prison system and is now spread throughout several other state prisons. The group consists of men who are trained to kill efficiently and mercilessly and control the drug trade. On March 4 at 8:00pm, Explorer: Aryan Brotherhood will go inside these prisons to give a first-hand look at how the group operates, and also delve into efforts by law enforcement to stop the Brotherhood, which boasts at least one former member who claims to have killed twenty-two of his fellow inmates.
Continue reading National Geographic goes inside the Aryan Brotherhood
Posted Jan 27th 2007 2:48PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Reality Shows
Way back in September of 2005 I mentioned a non-existent reality series created by a Hollywood producer in order to scam investors out of millions of dollars. The alleged reality series, DHS: The Series, was to focus on the Department of Homeland Security. No such series ever existed, and Joseph Medawar, the producer behind the scam, was sentenced last month to one year in prison.
Alison Ann Heruth, who lied in interviews saying she would both act in and co-produce the series, was given five years probation. She was recently sentenced to ten days in jail for violating the terms of her probation, which included paying $250 in retribution once a month.
Any takers on how long until this whole fiasco gets turned into a made-for-TV movie?
Posted Nov 30th 2006 10:04PM by Michael Sciannamea
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, NBC, OpEd, The Office
(S03E09) After watching Michael Scott "transform" himself into "Prison Mike," I was so enthralled by it that I've decided to rent Scared Straight from Netflix. I remember watching that documentary back in the 70s when I was a teenager, and I thought it was so over the top that I remember laughing all the way through it. Of course, if I was sitting in that room with those convicts in Rahway, I might have gotten smacked around a bit. But the idea of "lifers" telling kids how to not be like them is just too much grist for the comedy mill.
Continue reading The Office: The Convict
Posted Nov 16th 2006 2:31PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Survivor, Celebrities

Richard Hatch has been corresponding from prison with a Boston gay publication called Edge-- proclaiming his innocence and calling prison "torture" for an innocent man. He's
serving four years in prison, remember, for failing to pay income tax on his
Survivor winnings and related income.
In his letters, Hatch says that the first six months of incarceration were awful. There were reports he was being
held in segregation for his own safety, but what the reports didn't say--and what Hatch claims--is that 51 other rapists, murderers, and pedophiles were segregated along with him from the general prison population. Now Hatch is in a lovely prison compound that kind-of sounds like Martha Stewart's camp cupcake. He's in West Virginia, in a wilderness setting where there is all sorts of wildlife. And he's teaching fellow inmates study skills and helping them search for jobs. Most of all, he's miserable without his spouse, Emiliano Cabral (they were married in Canada before the trial). "Emi", as Hatch calls him, has moved back to his native Argentina because his American visa only allows for six-month stays.
Hatch says he does plan to appeal his conviction and he also says the prosecuting attorneys lied about him on several occasions during the trial. The court is expected to decide whether to hear the case in 2007.
Posted Oct 29th 2006 10:03AM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, TV on the Bigscreen, Celebrities

Do you enjoy movies? Sure you do. All that sitting still and looking forward, topped off with getting up and leaving after a certain amount of time, it's one of the greatest thrills of the modern age. We usually don't talk much about movies here, but some very funny people from the world of television are involved in the upcoming movie
Let's Go to Prison! so I thought I'd mention it here. The movie, which opens on November 17, features Will Arnet from
Arrested Development and was penned by Ben Garrant and Tom Lennon of
The State and
Reno 911! It's loosely based on an actually book called
You Are Going to Prison, written by an ex-inmate as a survival guide to anyone about to be incarcerated. It's currently out of print but selling used on Amazon for as high as $338.00. Bob Odenkirk of
Mr. Show directed the movie and
writes about it on BobandDavid.com. It sounds quite hilarious.
Posted Aug 21st 2006 10:03PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, FOX, OpEd, Prison Break
(S02E01) Damn, I love when the fall season starts up again! And what makes it even sweeter is having things start with a show I'm a fan of, regardless of how much I seem to consistently bash it. Case in point -- I was really bothered by how this episode started out. It's as though everything we saw at the
end of the first season was forgotten. The escapees were last seen running across an totally open field at night, with helicopters and multitudes of law enforcement hot on their heels. And now we open with the inmates running through the woods, in the daytime, with no choppers in sight. In fact, so few police were chasing the crew that they're able to get away by ducking around a passing train. Grrrr! How I wish to hate thee,
Prison Break!
Continue reading Prison Break: Manhunt (season premiere)
Posted Jul 26th 2006 10:05PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, TNT
(S01E06) I've never been a big fan of gritty crime drama, which is why "The Fifth Quarter" has never been my favorite short story of Stephen King's. It's a very bare bones tale of a man whose friend is killed over a buried stash of millions of dollars and his subsequent quest to retrieve four pieces of a map, each belonging to a different "bad guy." It's not really typically "King" and even he acknowledgers in the Notes of Nightmares and Dreamscapes that the story is more like something that would have come from Richard Bachman (his occasional nom de plume) or even Richard Stark, the malevolent writer from his novel The Dark Half.
Of course, I can't really blame King for wanting to try something a little different once in awhile, but in a lot of ways the story works much better in a visual medium. The problem is, one hour isn't enough for a story that is this involved. Screenwriter Alan Sharp fleshes the story out by giving the protagonist (Jeremy Sisto) a wife and kid, and everyone in this episode plays their parts well, trying to convey a lot of backstory in a short time so we can get to the blood and guns. If anything, the episode suffers from trying to cram way too much drama into a short amount of time. I think this would have worked much better as a feature film, following Wilie (Sisto) as he hunts down the men who killed his friend and begins to piece together the map that will lead he and his family to a better life. That could still happen, I suppose, it's not like they haven't done multiple adaptations of King's work before.
Posted Jul 24th 2006 6:16PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Survivor, Celebrities

Maybe 'Naked Guy' doesn't fly in prison. Season one
Survivor winner, Richard Hatch, has been moved to a federal prison in Oklahoma. He's serving a 51-month sentence
for not paying taxes on his $1 million prize and other income. The judge was especially harsh because he believed Hatch repeatedly lied on the stand.
Hatch was doing time at the Plymouth County Correctional Institution in Massachusetts and he was inexplicably moved to the federal transfer center in Oklahoma and it's not clear whether he'll serve the remainder of his sentence there or be moved elsewhere. When he was sentenced, he requested to serve his time either in Rhode Island or Florida, to be near his family.
Posted Jul 17th 2006 12:35AM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, OpEd, Animation, Adult Swim, Tom Goes to the Mayor
(S02E07) This episode begins with Tom sitting in a jail cell with another prisoner (Judd Hirsch) who's in jail because he locked his fifteen year old nephew in the cellar over the weekend for pooping and peeing all over his house. Tom, on the other hand, is in jail for killing about four thousand people. His cell mate reacts to this news with, "people are too sensitive these days."
Tom's tale of woe begins when he becomes a salesman for a new device called "Spray a Carpet or Rug," a gigantic machine that emits a foam that turns into carpet instantaneously. The Mayor loves the device because he can carpet all of Jefferton and not have to pay the "lawn mower man" who takes care of the grass and has been pestering the Mayor about a raise. The city council allows Tom to do a test run on Memorial Park, so Tom dons his chemical suit (the foam causes him seizures) and carpets the whole park.
Continue reading Tom Goes to the Mayor: Spray a Carpet or Rug
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