If we've learned anything from television psychics, it's that the "other
side" is a very vague and confusing place. When loved ones contact us from that realm, it's never to say anything
direct, instead they toss out random names, or, in the case of medium John Edward, they like to only give the first
letter of a name, which is especially helpful for those of us who know people whose names begin with a letter, though
somewhat unfortunate for my deceased Aunt 76875, who was named after the barcode on a box of Fiddle Faddle.
Psychic Sylvia Browne has said that the "other side" has the exact same geography and topography as our
world, which I can only assume means that world is populated by beings who lead the same day-to-day lives we do, but
that it's frustratingly difficult to actually get anything accomplished:
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