penis-related stories
Posted May 5th 2009 11:02AM by Mike Moody
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, Industry, Programming, Pickups and Renewals, Upfronts, Casting, Reality-Free

Leave it to the network that exposed us to Howard Stern's bare ass to create a show about some dude's junk.
It looks like MTV is
moving ahead with Hard Times, a comedy about a high school nerd who becomes popular after accidentally exposing the student body to his, er, gigantic penis.
Hard times. Get it?
OK, MTV. You win. You've been trying to alienate everyone except horny, gas-huffing teenage boys and text-happy mallrats for years now. I think you've finally done it. Congratulations.
Continue reading MTV turns a penis joke into a TV show
Posted Apr 25th 2007 4:04PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: TV on the Bigscreen, OpEd, The Simpsons
Outside of bootleg T-shirts and posters, we haven't seen much of Bart Simpsons' penis. I'm going to assume most of you are content with that, but Newsweek reports we might be seeing more of Bart than ever before in the upcoming Simpsons movie.
It's not as if cartoon wang has never been seen before: we've seen Cartman's on South Park, and another short-lived animated series on Comedy Central, Bob and Margaret, showed occasional toon frontal nudity, as well. However, the quoted Newsweek piece doesn't say anything about the audience being exposed to Bart, just that Bart exposes himself at one point (which could mean the characters in the movie catch a glimpse but we don't).
Continue reading Simpsons movie news: Bart's "little Bart" and misleading trailers - VIDEO
Posted Mar 15th 2007 11:42AM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, OpEd, Animation, South Park, Comedy Central
(S11E02) I think the basic idea behind this episode is summed up by the "straight" priest at Camp New Grace when he informs the "confused" residents of the camp that they are like paper clips, and that like paper clips, God wants them to be straight, nevermind the fact that they were created "not straight" to begin with. At the end of the episode, Butters also sums it up nicely when he says, "I wasn't confused until everyone started telling me I was."
Continue reading South Park: Cartman Sucks
Posted Feb 7th 2007 10:25AM by Julia Ward
Filed under: Sports, CBS, Celebrities, Super Bowl

America - always threatened by the black man's sexuality. The debate hasn't gone there yet, but just you wait. An
AP story was released yesterday that strings together multiple reports of viewers who were shocked, shocked to see Prince's "demonic guitar phallus," as it was described by Stephen Colbert, projected in shadow against a large sheet of fabric during the Super Bowl halftime show.
These same viewers also giggle at the word "dooty," think a man using a microphone resembles an act of fellatio and that, from the air, Dolphin Stadium looks like a vagina. Folks, you can't rock out without your cock out so get over it already. You're just lucky this was Prince circa 2007 and not Prince circa 1984 when the guitar he took on tour would ejaculate water at the climax of "Let's Go Crazy." He kept his ass covered. What more do you want?