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Posted Feb 22nd 2006 12:29AM by Lacy Hall
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, FOX, OpEd, American Idol, Music and Variety
If tonight's episode of American
Idol is any indication of how the entire season is going to be, then I think we're going to see a lot of great
female singers and (unfortunately) a lot of gaucho pants. I was prepared for the talent, but I was not prepared for
Randy's dawg pound. I hate the dawg pound. I usually hate it when celebrities trademark things unnecessarily, but I
really wish that Arsenio Hall would have trademarked that back in the 90s, so we wouldn't have to put up with it now.
But enough of the small talk, let's get to it...
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Posted Feb 9th 2006 10:21AM by Lacy Hall
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, FOX, OpEd, American Idol, Music and Variety

Let's not beat around the bush. The Brittenum twins are jerks. I originally sung their praises
when we first saw them in
Chicago.
And then they got
arrested. And then we
found out that they've been
arrested before. Now, we
find out that they are jerks. I don't care how sharp you look in an ascot. If you're a jerk, you're a jerk.
And the Brittenum twins are jerkdom times two!
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