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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Subtle Subtitles: The Tonight Show</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/subtle-subtitles-the-tonight-show/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/subtle-subtitles-the-tonight-show/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/subtle-subtitles-the-tonight-show/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/subtle-subtitles/" rel="tag">Subtle Subtitles</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="171" border="0" align="right" width="250" vspace="4" alt="Paris Hilton" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/06/parishiltonmtv250.jpg" />If you haven't seen our game before, we give you a picture from a recent episode of a TV series and you provide the caption! <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/12/subtle-subtitles-paris-hiltons-my-new-bff/">Last week</a> we had a picture from <em>Paris Hilton's My New BFF</em>. The winner was Butters with this:<br /><em><br />Upon hearing that the Star Trek movie was popular Paris tries to jump on the bandwagon by putting up her hand and saying "Live strong and a porpoise, or whatever".</em><br /><br />This week we have a picture from <em>The Tonight Show</em>. Conan and a giant statue. Photo is after the jump.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/subtle-subtitles-the-tonight-show/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19072233/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/subtle-subtitles-the-tonight-show/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>captions</category><category>conan obrien</category><category>giant statue</category><category>nbc</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>pictures</category><category>subtle subtitles</category><category>the tonight show</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:28:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Kathy Griffin sets Jimmy Kimmel straight about Paris Hilton's lasagna</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/kathy-griffin-sets-jimmy-kimmel-straight-about-paris-hiltons-la/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/kathy-griffin-sets-jimmy-kimmel-straight-about-paris-hiltons-la/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/kathy-griffin-sets-jimmy-kimmel-straight-about-paris-hiltons-la/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p>That's not a euphemism and I'm not being cute. Paris Hilton actually made lasagna for Jimmy Kimmel after a recent appearance on his show. Well, supposedly. Kathy Griffin isn't buying it. She explains to Jimmy what she thinks actually happened.<br /><br /> <object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2GDScnbwBz4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2GDScnbwBz4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/kathy-griffin-sets-jimmy-kimmel-straight-about-paris-hiltons-la/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19072167/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/19/kathy-griffin-sets-jimmy-kimmel-straight-about-paris-hiltons-la/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>abc</category><category>bffs</category><category>jimmy kimmel live</category><category>kathy griffin</category><category>lasagna</category><category>my life on the d list</category><category>paris hilton</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>What's On Tonight: Mental, Deadliest Catch, Real Housewives </title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/09/whats-on-tonight-mental-deadliest-catch-real-housewives/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/09/whats-on-tonight-mental-deadliest-catch-real-housewives/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/09/whats-on-tonight-mental-deadliest-catch-real-housewives/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/what-to-watch-tonight/" rel="tag">What To Watch Tonight</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><ul>
    <li><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="256" border="0" align="right" alt="Kimmel" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/06/kimmel200.jpg" />At 8, ABC has a new<strong><em> Jimmy Kimmel Live</em></strong>, followed by the <strong>Magic/Lakers</strong> game.</li>
    <li>NBC has the<strong> Penguins/Red Wings</strong> game at 8.</li>
    <li>TCM has <strong><em>High Noon</em></strong> at 8.</li>
    <li>At 9, FOX has a new <strong><em>Mental</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Discovery has a new <strong><em>Deadliest Catch</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>At 10, FX has a new <em><strong></strong></em><strong><em><strong>Rescue Me</strong></em>.</strong></li>
    <strong> </strong>
    <li>Bravo has a new<strong> <strong><em>Real Housewives of New Jersey</em></strong></strong> at 10.</li>
    <strong> </strong>
    <li>History Channel has a new<strong> <strong><em>Life After People</em></strong> </strong>at 10.</li>
    <strong> </strong>
    <li>There's a new<strong><strong><em> Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern</em></strong> </strong>at 10.</li>
    <strong> </strong>
    <li>Spike has a new<strong> <strong><em>ECW</em></strong> </strong>at 10.</li>
    <strong> </strong>
    <li>Also at 10: MTV has a new<strong><strong><em> Paris Hilton's My New BFF</em></strong>.</strong></li>
    <strong> </strong></ul>
    <strong> <br /></strong>Check your <a href="http://tvlistings.aol.com">local TV listings</a> for more.<br /><br />After the jump, the late night talk shows.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/09/whats-on-tonight-mental-deadliest-catch-real-housewives/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19061454/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/09/whats-on-tonight-mental-deadliest-catch-real-housewives/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>basketball</category><category>bizarre foods</category><category>carson daly</category><category>charlie rose</category><category>chelsea handler</category><category>colbert</category><category>conan</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>deadliest catch</category><category>ecw</category><category>fallon</category><category>hockey</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>june 9 2009</category><category>kimmel</category><category>late night talk shows</category><category>letterman</category><category>life after people</category><category>mental</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>real housewives of new jersey</category><category>rescue me</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>D-List premiere: what list is Griffin on now?</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/08/d-list-premiere-what-list-is-griffin-on-now/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/08/d-list-premiere-what-list-is-griffin-on-now/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/08/d-list-premiere-what-list-is-griffin-on-now/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/comedy/" rel="tag">Other Comedy Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><img hspace="4" height="241" border="0" align="right" width="200" vspace="4" alt="Kathy Griffin" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/06/griffinemmy_tvs.gif" />For four seasons on <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/kathy-griffin-my-life-on-the-d-list">Bravo</a>, <a href="http://www.kathygriffin.net/">Kathy Griffin</a> has been trying to crawl her way off of what she called "The D-List," taking humiliating gigs and opening up a lot of her personal life to the cameras to try to get some attention. Truthfully, though, Griffin has been off of the D-List for quite some time, which makes tonight's season five premiere of <em>My Life on the D-List</em> (8 PM, Bravo) a bit puzzling. What list is she on now? <br /><br />Griffin has now won two Emmys for the <span style="font-style: italic;">D-List,</span> had a string of popular stand-up specials on Bravo, and her comedy album <span style="font-style: italic;">For Your Consideration</span>, was nominated for a Grammy this year (she lost to George Carlin's <span style="font-style: italic;">It's Bad For Ya</span>). And this season features appearances by Paris Hilton, Rosie O'Donnell, T.I., Bette Midler, Lily Tomlin, and Christina Aguilera - quite a cast for someone supposedly fighting obscurity. Plus, her book <span style="font-style: italic;">Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin</span>, hits stores in September on Ballantine Books.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/08/d-list-premiere-what-list-is-griffin-on-now/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19061291/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/08/d-list-premiere-what-list-is-griffin-on-now/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Bette midler</category><category>BetteMidler</category><category>comedy</category><category>d-list</category><category>kathy griffin</category><category>KathyGriffin</category><category>lily tomlin</category><category>LilyTomlin</category><category>my life on the d-list</category><category>MyLifeOnTheD-list</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>T.I.</category><dc:creator>Nick Zaino</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:18:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Paris wants to find BFFs all over the world!</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/paris-wants-to-find-bffs-all-over-the-world/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/paris-wants-to-find-bffs-all-over-the-world/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/paris-wants-to-find-bffs-all-over-the-world/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/pickups-and-renewals/" rel="tag">Pickups and Renewals</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebreality/" rel="tag">Celebreality</a></p><img hspace="4" border="0" align="right" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/06/my-new-bff_090601.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton's My New BFF" />Paris Hilton really needs to rename her show. Brittany Flickinger was her "best friend forever" after the first season, but they don't talk anymore. Then she filmed a season in the UK to find her "British best friend," at least keeping "forever" out of that title. She's got a second season starting tonight in the US, and now we're going to get a <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b126943_paris_hilton_wants_piece_of_middle_east.html">new season of <em>My New BFF in the United Arab Emirates</em></a> as well. Though, apparently UAE officials are making sure Paris' wild ways don't make it through customs.<br /><br />She's also interested in having BFFs in other parts of the world, so really she's just building an international posse. Plus, with her track record so far, it's more likely that these are just BFFN "best friend for now," or perhaps PITFTPBRIJDTFTMAFAIDTTSIGAC "people I'll tolerate for the press but really I'm just doing this for the money and fame and I'll drop them the second I get a chance." So check out the second season of <em>Paris Hilton's My New PITFTPBRIJDTFTMAFAIDTTSIGAC</em> premiering on MTV tonight at 10 Eastern, and see who she'll drop next.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/paris-wants-to-find-bffs-all-over-the-world/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19055329/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/paris-wants-to-find-bffs-all-over-the-world/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>best friends forever</category><category>BestFriendsForever</category><category>middle east</category><category>MiddleEast</category><category>mtv</category><category>my new bff</category><category>MyNewBff</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>united arab emirates</category><category>UnitedArabEmirates</category><dc:creator>Jason Hughes</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:18:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>What's On Tonight: According To Jim, Hockey, Web Soup, Paris Hilton</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/whats-on-tonight-according-to-jim-hockey-web-soup-paris-hil/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/whats-on-tonight-according-to-jim-hockey-web-soup-paris-hil/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/whats-on-tonight-according-to-jim-hockey-web-soup-paris-hil/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/what-to-watch-tonight/" rel="tag">What To Watch Tonight</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><ul>
    <li><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="210" border="0" align="right" alt="Law and Order: SVU" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/08/svu_cast.jpg" />At 8, ABC has two new episodes of <strong><em>According To Jim </em></strong>(including the series finale), followed by <strong><em>Earth 2100</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>NBC has a new<strong><em> I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Outta Here</em></strong> at 8, then<strong><em> Inside The Obama White House: Brian Williams Reports</em></strong> and the season finale of <strong><em>Law and Order: SVU</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Versus has the <strong>Penguins/Red Wings</strong> game at 8.</li>
    <li>TCM has <strong><em>It Happened One Night</em></strong> at 8, then <strong><em>Mr. Smith Goes To Washington</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>At 9, FOX has a new <strong><em>Mental</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>The CW has a new <strong><em>Hitched or Ditched</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>G4 has a sneak peek at <em><strong>Web Soup</strong></em> at 9.</li>
    <li>Discovery has a new <strong><em>Deadliest Catch</em></strong> at 9, followed by a new <strong><em>Man vs. Wild</em></strong> (with Will Ferrell).</li>
    <li>At 10, FX has a new <em><strong>Rescue Me</strong></em>.</li>
    <li>Bravo has a new <strong><em>Real Housewives of New Jersey</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>History Channel has a new <strong><em>Life After People</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Sci-Fi has a new <strong><em>ECW</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>Travel Channel has a new <strong><em>Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>Also at 10: MTV has the season premiere of <strong><em>Paris Hilton's My New BFF</em></strong>. Does she get a new best friend every year?</li>
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<br />Check your <a href="http://tvlistings.aol.com">local TV listings</a> for more.<br /><br />After the jump, the late night talk shows.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/whats-on-tonight-according-to-jim-hockey-web-soup-paris-hil/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19054136/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/02/whats-on-tonight-according-to-jim-hockey-web-soup-paris-hil/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>according to jim</category><category>carson daly</category><category>charlie rose</category><category>chelsea handler</category><category>colbert</category><category>conan</category><category>deadliest catch</category><category>earth 2100</category><category>hitched or ditched</category><category>im a celebrity get me outta here</category><category>inside the obama white house</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>june 2 2009</category><category>kimmel</category><category>late night talk shows</category><category>law and order svu</category><category>letterman</category><category>man vs wild</category><category>mental</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>real housewives of new jersey</category><category>rescue me</category><category>smiley</category><category>will ferrell</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:03:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Ricky Gervais needs the President's help</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/25/ricky-gervais-needs-the-presidents-help/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/25/ricky-gervais-needs-the-presidents-help/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/25/ricky-gervais-needs-the-presidents-help/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p>Ricky Gervais was on <em>The Late Show with David Letterman</em> on Friday and told a story about writing a letter to President Obama. Was it about the Iraq War or the economy or the environment? No, actually it was about something equally serious that has been troubling him. (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhJwPKjcWLE&amp;feature=related">Video also here</a>.)<br />
<p> <object width='400' height='300'><param name='movie' value='http://www.cbs.com/e/8Oq0aAFqnoVuJEfp_f3lqDtY51QPmml_/aol/1/'></param><param name='allowFullScreen' value='true'></param><param name='allowScriptAccess' value='always'></param><embed width='400' height='300' src='http://www.cbs.com/e/8Oq0aAFqnoVuJEfp_f3lqDtY51QPmml_/aol/1/' allowfullscreen='true' allowScriptAccess='always' type='application/x-shockwave-flash'></embed></object></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/25/ricky-gervais-needs-the-presidents-help/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1555759/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/25/ricky-gervais-needs-the-presidents-help/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>cbs</category><category>david letterman</category><category>late show</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>posh spice</category><category>ricky gervais</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 14:38:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Paris Hilton invades your TV screens all night tonight</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/03/02/paris-hilton-invades-your-tv-screens-all-night-tonight/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/03/02/paris-hilton-invades-your-tv-screens-all-night-tonight/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/03/02/paris-hilton-invades-your-tv-screens-all-night-tonight/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lists/" rel="tag">TV Squad Lists</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="157" border="0" align="right" width="200" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/03/parisbff.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton" />I don't usually watch the CBS Monday night comedy lineup anyway (I watch <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/chuck/"><em>Chuck</em></a> and <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/heroes/"><em>Heroes</em></a>), but even if I did I think I might want to skip tonight's episodes, or at least put the mute on during the commercial breaks.<br /><br />In a move that is probably more about promoting Craig Ferguson's show during the debut week of <em>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</em>, Ferguson and Paris Hilton will host the CBS lineup tonight. That means that at the start of (and probably during the middle of) <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-big-bang-theory/"><em>Big Bang Theory</em></a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/how-i-met-your-mother/"><em>How I Met Your Mother</em></a>, <em>Two and a Half Men</em>, and <em>Rules of Engagement</em>, Hilton and Ferguson will be shown sitting on a couch, watching the lineup along with viewers, probably making funny and/or sexually suggestive comments. They're already running a promo that shows Hilton saying "that's hot." Ugh.<br /><br />Not sure if they're also going to host the only drama in the lineup, <em>CSI: Miami</em>. If you are regular viewers of the comedies, I'd just like to say: <em>I'm sorry</em>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/03/02/paris-hilton-invades-your-tv-screens-all-night-tonight/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1475731/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/03/02/paris-hilton-invades-your-tv-screens-all-night-tonight/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>big bang theory</category><category>cbs</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>csi miami</category><category>how i met your mother</category><category>monday night lineup</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>rules of engagement</category><category>thats hot</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:35:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Ferguson declares war on Fallon ... with Paris Hilton?!?</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/02/25/ferguson-declares-war-on-fallon-with-paris-hilton/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/02/25/ferguson-declares-war-on-fallon-with-paris-hilton/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/02/25/ferguson-declares-war-on-fallon-with-paris-hilton/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="309" width="425" vspace="4" border="0" align="top" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/02/hiltonfergesonspots.jpg" /><br /><br />The late night war is officially back on, folks, and it's about to get nasty because Paris Hilton has become CBS' weapon of choice. <br /><br />Craig Ferguson and his <a href="http://www.cbs.com/late_late_show/"><em>Late Late Show</em></a> crew plan to turn the tables on Jimmy Fallon's first foray into his late night territory by launching a cluster of MOABs at NBC that are packed to the brim with Paris. <br /><br />And no, we don't mean Ferguson literally plans to launch Paris into the <em>Late Night</em> offices where she will unleash her demon whore spawn and turn Fallon's staff into a grisly smorgasbord of bloody flesh and gnarled bones. Let's be realistic. Paris would just hire someone to do that for her.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/02/25/ferguson-declares-war-on-fallon-with-paris-hilton/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1470879/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/02/25/ferguson-declares-war-on-fallon-with-paris-hilton/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>cbs</category><category>craig fergsuon</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>CraigFergsuon</category><category>CraigFerguson</category><category>jimmy fallon</category><category>JimmyFallon</category><category>late late show</category><category>late late show with craig ferguson</category><category>late night with jimmy fallon</category><category>LateLateShow</category><category>LateLateShowWithCraigFerguson</category><category>LateNightWithJimmyFallon</category><category>metaphorical wars</category><category>MetaphoricalWars</category><category>nbc</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>paris hilton interview</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>ParisHiltonInterview</category><dc:creator>Danny Gallagher</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:02:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Spend the night with Paris Hilton for only $129 (New Year's night, that is)</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/31/spend-the-night-with-paris-hilton-for-only-129-new-years-nigh/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/31/spend-the-night-with-paris-hilton-for-only-129-new-years-nigh/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/31/spend-the-night-with-paris-hilton-for-only-129-new-years-nigh/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="157" width="200" vspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/03/parisbff.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton" />It's probably a little too late to mention this, but you could ring in the New Year with Paris Hilton at the Trademark night club in Sydney, Australia, and it will only cost you $129. <br /><br />That's just one of <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g9IEpBaBg0SpZSjQXEoA9s2ZbI0wD95DPJG00">the many celeb ways you can toast to 2009</a>. You could also party with Lindsay Lohan at Mansion night club in Miami for $200. Her <strike>girlfriend</strike> <strike>friend</strike> <strike>significant other</strike> publicity partner Samantha Ronson will be the one spinning the records. How about going to Las Vegas and spending $200 to party with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz? You could also spend the night with Spencer and Heidi (from <em>The Hills</em>, if you don't know). Actually that sounds like the most depressing New Year's Eve ever, so don't do that.<br /><br />You could also ring in 2009 at my house. You won't have to spend the above amounts, though I might ask you to pitch in for some bags of Doritos (Nacho Cheese flavor). I'll have Dick Clark, Anderson Cooper, and Kathy Griffin at my house.<strong>*</strong> Happy New Year!<br /><br /><strong>*</strong>via television<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/31/spend-the-night-with-paris-hilton-for-only-129-new-years-nigh/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1416103/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/31/spend-the-night-with-paris-hilton-for-only-129-new-years-nigh/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>2009</category><category>happy new year</category><category>heidi and spencer</category><category>las vegas</category><category>miami</category><category>new years eve</category><category>NewYearsEve</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>parties</category><category>the hills</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:10:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>On the 12th day of Festivus, TV gave to me... - VIDEOS</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/12/on-the-12th-day-of-festivus-tv-gave-to-me-videos/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/12/on-the-12th-day-of-festivus-tv-gave-to-me-videos/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/12/on-the-12th-day-of-festivus-tv-gave-to-me-videos/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/drama/" rel="tag">Other Drama Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/comedy/" rel="tag">Other Comedy Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/american-idol/" rel="tag">American Idol</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/music-and-variety/" rel="tag">Music and Variety</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/festivus/" rel="tag">Festivus</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebreality/" rel="tag">Celebreality</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/americas-got-talent/" rel="tag">America's Got Talent</a></p><p><strong><img hspace="4" height="144" width="200" vspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/12/mommasboys_1211.jpg" alt="These three Momma's Boys wil lbe stinking up the screen next week." />... Twelve shows a stinkin'</strong></p>
<p>That aroma tickling your nose is not one from an oven full of fresh gingerbread cookies. No, it's from a television full of burned-out ideas and gutted hulks of viewers who can't take the crap that is heaped upon them. That's because, more than ever, there is a lot of stink on the television landscape. Most of it is due to inordinate amounts of reality programming which has flooded the market. The rest is due to the lack of new ideas for an industry that is rapidly changing.</p>
<p>In order to start our annual Festivus countdown we have compiled a scientifically proven list of 12 shows just stinking up the flat screen. And, when I say 'scientifically proven' I mean I just asked a bunch of people off the street about shows they disliked. So, it's as accurate as it possibly can be. Nevertheless, I'm sure you'll have opinions, one way or another, on these shows and others not on the list. So, if you have your nose plugs, let's begin.</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/12/on-the-12th-day-of-festivus-tv-gave-to-me-videos/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1396043/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/12/12/on-the-12th-day-of-festivus-tv-gave-to-me-videos/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>12days2008</category><category>According to Jim</category><category>AccordingToJim</category><category>Do Not Disturb</category><category>DoNotDisturb</category><category>featured</category><category>Knight Rider</category><category>KnightRider</category><category>Mommas Boys</category><category>MommasBoys</category><category>Paris Hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>Rosie Live</category><category>RosieLive</category><category>secret talent of the stars</category><category>SecretTalentOfTheStars</category><category>The Real Housewives of</category><category>TheRealHousewivesOf</category><category>Wipeout</category><dc:creator>Richard Keller</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:25:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>What's On Tonight: Survivor, College Football, Thanksgiving Episodes</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/27/whats-on-tonight-survivor-college-football-thanksgiving-epis/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/27/whats-on-tonight-survivor-college-football-thanksgiving-epis/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/27/whats-on-tonight-survivor-college-football-thanksgiving-epis/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/what-to-watch-tonight/" rel="tag">What To Watch Tonight</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><ul>
    <li><img hspace="4" height="315" width="200" vspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/03/andersoncoopercnn.jpg" alt="Anderson Cooper" />At 8, CBS has a new <strong><em>Survivor</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>ABC has <strong><em>A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving</em></strong> again at 8.</li>
    <li>TBS has four <strong><em>Friends</em></strong> Thanksgiving episodes starting at 8.</li>
    <li>Cartoon Network has a new <strong><em>Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends</em></strong> movie at 8.</li>
    <li>Also at 8: ESPN has<strong> College Football</strong>, Texas A&amp;M vs. Texas.</li>
    <li>At 9, CNN has <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute</span>.<br /></li>
    <li>HGTV has a new <em><strong>Rate My Space</strong></em> at 9.<br /></li>
    <li>Nickelodeon has two Thanksgiving episodes of <strong><em>Home Improvement</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>Spike has a new<strong><em> TNA Impact!</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>Hallmark has the movie <strong><em>An Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving </em></strong>at 9.</li>
    <li>At 10, HGTV has a new <strong><em>House Hunters</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>MTV has a new <strong><em>Paris Hilton's My New BFF</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>Current TV has the special <strong><em>Thanksgiving Countdown: 25 Pods We're Thankful For </em></strong>at 10.<br /></li>
    <li>At 11, Lifetime has a two-part <strong><em>Will &amp; Grace </em></strong>Thanksgiving episode, then a <strong><em>Frasier </em></strong>Thanksgiving episode.</li>
</ul>
<br />Check your <a href="http://tvlistings.aol.com">local TV listings</a> for more.<br /><br />After the jump, the late night talk show listings.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/27/whats-on-tonight-survivor-college-football-thanksgiving-epis/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1384300/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/27/whats-on-tonight-survivor-college-football-thanksgiving-epis/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>carson daly</category><category>charlie rose</category><category>college football</category><category>conan obrien</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>home improvement</category><category>house hunters</category><category>kimmel</category><category>late night talk shows</category><category>leno</category><category>letterman</category><category>november 27 2008</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>rate my space</category><category>smiley</category><category>survivor</category><category>thanksgiving</category><category>tna impact</category><category>will and grace</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:05:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>What's On Tonight: Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, House, The Shield</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/25/whats-on-tonight-charlie-brown-thanksgiving-house-the-shield/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/25/whats-on-tonight-charlie-brown-thanksgiving-house-the-shield/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/25/whats-on-tonight-charlie-brown-thanksgiving-house-the-shield/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/what-to-watch-tonight/" rel="tag">What To Watch Tonight</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img width="425" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="261" border="0" align="top" alt="Dancing with the Stars" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/10/judges100608.jpg" /><br />
<ul>
    <li>At 8, ABC has <em><strong>A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving</strong></em>, then the season finale of <strong><em>Dancing with the Stars</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>CBS has a new <em><strong>NCIS</strong></em> at 8, followed by new episodes of<em><strong> The Mentalist</strong></em> and <strong><em>Without A Trace</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>NBC has a new <strong><em>Biggest Loser</em></strong> at 8, then a new <strong><em>Law and Order: SVU</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>FOX has new episodes of <strong><em>House</em></strong> and <strong><em>Fringe</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>PBS has a new <strong><em>Nova</em></strong> at 8, then a new <strong><em>Frontline</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>At 9, Bravo has a new<strong><em> Real Housewives of Atlanta</em></strong> reunion show, followed by the season premiere of The <strong><em>Real Housewives of Orange County</em></strong>.<br /></li>
    <li>History Channel has a new episode of <strong><em>The Universe</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>Sci-Fi has a new <strong><em>ECW</em></strong> at 9, then a new <strong><em>Cha$e</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>At 10, FX has the series finale of <strong><em>The Shield</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Comedy Central repeats <strong><em>A Colbert Christmas</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>MTV has a new <strong><em>Paris Hilton's My New BFF</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Thanksgiving episode of <em><strong>Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern</strong></em>.</li>
    <li>At 11, TBS has a new <strong><em>Frank TV</em></strong>.</li>
</ul>
<br />Check your <a href="http://tvlistings.aol.com">local TV listings</a> for more.<br /><br />After the jump, the late night talk show listings.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/25/whats-on-tonight-charlie-brown-thanksgiving-house-the-shield/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1381946/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/11/25/whats-on-tonight-charlie-brown-thanksgiving-house-the-shield/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>biggest loser</category><category>carson daly</category><category>chae</category><category>charlie brown thanksgiving</category><category>charlie rose</category><category>colbert</category><category>conan obrien</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>dancing with the stars</category><category>ecw</category><category>fringe</category><category>frontline</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>kimmel</category><category>late night talk shows</category><category>law and order svu</category><category>leno</category><category>letterman</category><category>ncis</category><category>nova</category><category>november 25 2008</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>smiley</category><category>the mentalist</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>What's On Tonight: Dancing, 90210, Mentalist, Lorne Michaels</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/28/whats-on-tonight-dancing-90210-mentalist-lorne-michaels/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/28/whats-on-tonight-dancing-90210-mentalist-lorne-michaels/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/28/whats-on-tonight-dancing-90210-mentalist-lorne-michaels/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/what-to-watch-tonight/" rel="tag">What To Watch Tonight</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><ul>
    <li><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="287" border="0" align="right" alt="It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/10/greatpumpkindvd.jpg" />At 8, ABC has <strong><em>It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown</em></strong>, followed by new episodes of <strong><em>Dancing with the Stars </em></strong>and <em><strong>Eli Stone</strong></em>.</li>
    <li>CBS has a new <strong><em>NCIS</em></strong> at 8, then new episodes of <strong><em>The Mentalist</em></strong> and <strong><em>Without A Trace</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>NBC has new episodes of <strong><em>The Biggest Loser </em></strong>and <strong><em>Law and Order: SVU</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>FOX has a new <strong><em>House</em></strong> at 8.</li>
    <li>The CW has a new <strong><em>90210</em></strong> at 8, followed by a new <strong><em>Privileged</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>There's a new<em><strong> Lincoln Heights</strong></em> at 8, then the midseason finale of <strong><em>Greek</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>TCM has <strong><em>Sunset Boulevard</em></strong> at 8.</li>
    <li>At 9, Sci-Fi has a new <strong><em>ECW</em></strong>, followed by two new episodes of <strong><em>Scare Tactics</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>ESPN has two new episodes of <strong><em>The World Series of Poker</em></strong> starting at 9.</li>
    <li>Fine Living has a new <strong><em>Whatever, Martha</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>Discovery has a new <strong><em>Dirty Jobs</em></strong> at 9.</li>
    <li>At 10, FX has a new episode of <strong><em>The Shield</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Bravo has a new <strong><em>Real Housewives of Atlanta</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>MTV has a new <strong><em>Paris Hilton: My New BFF</em></strong> at 10.</li>
    <li>VH-1 has the series premiere of <em><strong>Coolio's Rules </strong></em>at 10.</li>
    <li>At 11, TBS has a new <strong><em>Frank TV</em></strong>.</li>
</ul>
<br />Check your <a href="http://tvlistings.aol.com">local TV listings</a> for more.<br /><br />After the jump, the late night talk show listings.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/28/whats-on-tonight-dancing-90210-mentalist-lorne-michaels/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1354606/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/28/whats-on-tonight-dancing-90210-mentalist-lorne-michaels/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>90210</category><category>biggest loser</category><category>carson daly</category><category>charlie brown</category><category>charlie rose</category><category>colbert</category><category>conan obrien</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>dancing with the stars</category><category>ecw</category><category>eli stone</category><category>greek</category><category>house</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>kimmel</category><category>late night talk shows</category><category>law and order svu</category><category>leno</category><category>letterman</category><category>ncis</category><category>october 28 2008</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>real housewives</category><category>smiley</category><category>the mentalist</category><category>the shield</category><category>world series of poker</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:04:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>What's On Tonight: NCIS, Frontline, Gavin and Stacey, The Shield</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/14/whats-on-tonight-ncis-frontline-gavin-and-stacey-the-shield/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/14/whats-on-tonight-ncis-frontline-gavin-and-stacey-the-shield/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/14/whats-on-tonight-ncis-frontline-gavin-and-stacey-the-shield/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/late-night/" rel="tag">Late Night</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/talk-show/" rel="tag">Talk Show</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><ul>
    <li><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="258" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/07/wsoplogo.jpg" alt="World Series of Poker" />At 8, ABC has a new <strong><em>Opportunity Knocks</em></strong>, followed by a new <strong><em>Dancing with the Stars</em></strong> and the season premiere of <strong><em>Eli Stone</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>CBS has a new <strong><em>NCIS</em></strong> at 8, then new episodes of <strong><em>The Mentalist</em></strong> and <em><strong>Without A Trace</strong></em>.</li>
    <li>NBC has new episodes of <strong><em>The Biggest Loser</em></strong> and <strong><em>Law and Order: SVU</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>FOX has a new <strong><em>House</em></strong> at 8, then a new <em><strong>Fringe</strong></em>.</li>
    <li>PBS has a new <strong><em>Nova </em></strong>at 8, followed by a new <strong><em>Frontline</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>ABC Family has a new <strong><em>Lincoln Heights</em></strong> at 8, then a new <strong><em>Greek</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>At 8:40, BBC America has a new <strong><em>Gavin &amp; Stacey</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>At 9, Bravo has a new <strong><em>Real Housewives of Atlanta</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>CNBC has the special <strong><em>The Nuclear Option </em></strong>at 9.</li>
    <li>There's a new <strong><em>Dirty Jobs</em></strong> on Discovery at 9.</li>
    <li>Sci-Fi has a new <strong><em>ECW</em></strong> at 9, followed by two new episodes of <strong><em>Scare Tactics</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Also at 9: ESPN has two new episodes of <strong><em>The World Series of Poker</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>At 10, FX has a new episode of <strong><em>The Shield</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>MTV has the season premiere of <strong><em>Paris Hilton: My New BFF </em></strong>at 10.</li>
    <li>IFC has a new episode of <strong><em>The IT Crowd</em></strong>.</li>
    <li>Travel Channel has a new <em><strong>Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern</strong></em> at 10.</li>
</ul>
<br />Check your <a href="http://tvlistings.aol.com">local TV listings</a> for more.<br /><br />After the jump, the late night talk show listings.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/14/whats-on-tonight-ncis-frontline-gavin-and-stacey-the-shield/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1341197/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/14/whats-on-tonight-ncis-frontline-gavin-and-stacey-the-shield/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>carson daly</category><category>charlie rose</category><category>colbert</category><category>conan obrien</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>dirty jobs</category><category>ecw</category><category>fringe</category><category>frontline</category><category>house</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>kimmel</category><category>late night talk shows</category><category>law and order svu</category><category>leno</category><category>letterman</category><category>ncis</category><category>nova</category><category>october 14 2008</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>smiley</category><category>the mentalist</category><category>the shield</category><category>without a trace</category><category>world series of poker</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:02:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Paris Hilton asks Martin Sheen for fake-President advice - VIDEO</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/09/paris-hilton-asks-martin-sheen-for-fake-president-advice-video/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/09/paris-hilton-asks-martin-sheen-for-fake-president-advice-video/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/09/paris-hilton-asks-martin-sheen-for-fake-president-advice-video/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/web/" rel="tag">Web</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="157" width="200" vspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/03/parisbff.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton" />Did you know that Paris Hilton is running for President? I know, I know, you haven't seen any commercials on TV and she hasn't participated in any of the debates and who knows if she even knows what the word incumbent means, but she wants to be the next leader of the free world. And she's asked the best fake President we've ever had for some advice.<br /><br />That's right, Paris has asked Martin Sheen (aka Jed Bartlett) for advice on how to be a fake President if that day should come. At first Sheen seems rather confused at why he's talking to Hilton ("I don't usually come to this kind of party."), but he eventually gives her advice, including how to solve problems in the kitchen ("During my fake Presidency, the kitchen was always my favorite spot to solve the great fake issues of our time), and why it's harder to be a fake President today than it was when his first term started in the late 90s. Sheen is pretty funny: great delivery and he does it all with a mock seriousness. Also look for a cameo at the end by the highest-paid sitcom star on TV right now.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/09/paris-hilton-asks-martin-sheen-for-fake-president-advice-video/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1337716/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/09/paris-hilton-asks-martin-sheen-for-fake-president-advice-video/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>charlie sheen</category><category>fake presidency</category><category>fopo</category><category>funny or die</category><category>martin sheen</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>thats hot</category><category>the west wing</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:55:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Greg Garcia and Jason Lee talk about what's coming up on Earl</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/19/greg-garcia-and-jason-lee-talk-about-whats-coming-up-on-earl/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/19/greg-garcia-and-jason-lee-talk-about-whats-coming-up-on-earl/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/19/greg-garcia-and-jason-lee-talk-about-whats-coming-up-on-earl/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/my-name-is-earl/" rel="tag">My Name Is Earl</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/interviews/" rel="tag">Interviews</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="285" width="425" vspace="4" border="0" align="middle" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/09/my-name-is-earl.jpg" id="my name is earl" alt="my name is earl" /><br />The CW may have kicked off its fall season on Labor Day, but for most of the other networks, things are just getting started. So what does that mean for you? Heavy promotion for not only the new shows premiering this fall, but for returning favorites as well. To that end, <em><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/My-Name-Is-Earl/">My Name Is Earl</a></em> creator <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/GregGarcia/">Greg Garcia</a> and star <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/JasonLee/">Jason Lee</a> spoke with reporters recently about <em>Earl</em>'s upcoming 4th season.<br /><br /><em>My Name Is Earl</em> returns for its 4th season on NBC with two back-to-back episodes, September 25 at 8pm. Not only did Garcia and Lee give us a taste of what to expect when we catch up with our favorite Camdenites, but they also dished the dirt on dream guest stars, what previous guest star peed over by craft services, if an <em>Earl </em>movie is in the works, and perhaps a word or two about a famously abrasive <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/30-Rock/">30 Rock</a> star. All of the details are after the jump.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/19/greg-garcia-and-jason-lee-talk-about-whats-coming-up-on-earl/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1314339/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/19/greg-garcia-and-jason-lee-talk-about-whats-coming-up-on-earl/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>30 rock</category><category>30Rock</category><category>alec baldwin</category><category>AlecBaldwin</category><category>beau bridges</category><category>BeauBridges</category><category>david arquette</category><category>DavidArquette</category><category>greg garcia</category><category>GregGarcia</category><category>interview</category><category>jason lee</category><category>JasonLee</category><category>kim basinger</category><category>KimBasinger</category><category>my name is earl</category><category>MyNameIsEarl</category><category>paris hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>rob thomas</category><category>RobThomas</category><category>seth green</category><category>SethGreen</category><category>snl</category><category>tina fey</category><category>TinaFey</category><category>tom selleck</category><category>TomSelleck</category><category>veronica mars</category><category>VeronicaMars</category><dc:creator>Kona Gallagher</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:04:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Privileged: Pilot (series premiere)</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/09/privileged-pilot-series-premiere/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/09/privileged-pilot-series-premiere/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/09/privileged-pilot-series-premiere/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/comedy/" rel="tag">Other Comedy Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/episode-reviews/" rel="tag">Episode Reviews</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><p><img hspace="4" height="300" width="200" vspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/09/00515380539.jpg" alt="Joanna Garcia" />(<em>S01E01</em>) In the first five minutes of this show, viewers are treated to a visual definition of the phrase "fish out of water."</p>
<p>I generally don't like any comedy that starts out with the the main character losing everything and starting her life all over again. In a drama, it kind of works that the hero has to go from town to town searching for something she lost. In a comedy, it just means that we'll be spending the next half hour watching the hero say things like, "What did I get myself into?"</p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/09/privileged-pilot-series-premiere/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1308825/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/09/privileged-pilot-series-premiere/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Alan Louis</category><category>AlanLouis</category><category>Anne Archer</category><category>AnneArcher</category><category>Benson</category><category>Bottoms Up</category><category>BottomsUp</category><category>Brian Hallisay</category><category>BrianHallisay</category><category>Joanna Garcia</category><category>JoannaGarcia</category><category>Michael Cassidy</category><category>MichaelCassidy</category><category>Paris Hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>privileged</category><category>The OC</category><category>TheOc</category><dc:creator>Paul Goebel</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:23:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Palin speech nearly equals Obama's -- in ratings</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/04/palin-speech-nearly-equals-obamas-in-ratings/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/04/palin-speech-nearly-equals-obamas-in-ratings/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/04/palin-speech-nearly-equals-obamas-in-ratings/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/ratings/" rel="tag">Ratings</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="196" width="200" vspace="4" border="0" align="right" alt="Palin speech" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/09/_44985977_getty_palin466x270-1.jpg" />The Republicans have been crying foul about how the media has been unfairly going after vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Right or wrong, all that media attention, plus the curiosity about who this little known Alaska governor is, fueled last night's broadcast of her acceptance speech. The results were predictable. <a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2008/09/palin-ratings-s.html">The Palin speech was a Nielsen ratings hit, drawing 37.2 million viewers</a>. That's nearly as many viewers as Democratic presidential candidate <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/08/29/obamas-speech-shatters-nielsen-ratings/">Barack Obama scored a week ago at his Denver stadium event</a>.<br /><br />As I said, the big number was hardly a surprise, especially if you are at all media savvy. On the net, the name Sarah Palin has become the top draw on every search engine. She's presently a bigger celebrity -- yes, sorry, but that's the word that fits -- than Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Madonna or Barack Obama. She's on the cover of every supermarket magazine this week, as well as the news magazines.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/04/palin-speech-nearly-equals-obamas-in-ratings/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1304761/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/09/04/palin-speech-nearly-equals-obamas-in-ratings/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Alaska</category><category>Barack Obama</category><category>BarackObama</category><category>Democratic presidential candidate</category><category>DemocraticPresidentialCandidate</category><category>Nielsen ratings</category><category>NielsenRatings</category><category>Paris Hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>Republican National Convention</category><category>RepublicanNationalConvention</category><category>Sarah Palin</category><category>SarahPalin</category><dc:creator>Allison Waldman</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Paris is going to Britain</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/08/25/paris-is-going-to-britain/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/08/25/paris-is-going-to-britain/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/08/25/paris-is-going-to-britain/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><img hspace="4" height="157" width="200" vspace="4" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/08/parishiltonreutersphoto.jpg" alt="Paris Hilton" />Oh thank God. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080825/tv_nm/paris_dc;_ylt=ApCSzxjVMAuf4QRUz_R9Kd9pMhkF">Paris Hilton is going to England</a> to try and find a new best friend for her reality television show <em>Paris Hilton's My New BFF</em>. Now, rather than subject us to her vapid, debutante antics, she'll be doing the same thing across the Atlantic where they're more used to that sort of behavior.<br /><br />You know, this is quite an honor for some lucky Brit. There is nobody more loyal, caring and understanding as a friend than Paris Hilton. Just ask Nicole Richie.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/08/25/paris-is-going-to-britain/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/1294059/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/08/25/paris-is-going-to-britain/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Britain</category><category>England</category><category>Great Britain</category><category>GreatBritain</category><category>Paris Hilton</category><category>Paris Hiltons My New BFF</category><category>ParisHilton</category><category>ParisHiltonsMyNewBff</category><dc:creator>Brad Trechak</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:03:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>