paparazzi-related stories
Posted Mar 13th 2007 5:03PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Programming, What To Watch Tonight
At 8, FOX has a new American Idol.
- NBC has a new Dateline at 8.
- On Food Network at 8, Sam Choy guest stars on a new Emeril Live.
- FX has the movie Paparazzi at 8, followed by (appropriately enough) a new episode of Dirt.
- Also at 8: TCM has 1951's Detective Story, followed by 1948's The Naked City.
- At 9, ABC has a new Primetime.
- The CW has a new Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For The Next Doll at 9.
- Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs at 9.
- At 10, TLC has a new Miami Ink.
- Bravo has a new Real Housewives of Orange County at 10.
- Sci-Fi has a new ECW at 10.
- Also at 10: HBO has a new Costas NOW.
Check your local TV listings for more.
Posted Feb 7th 2007 11:14AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, Cable, OpEd, FX, Dirt
(S01E06) This was a bit of a departure for the freshman drama. It's the first episode in which Lucy and her team weren't focused on digging up the story behind a celebrity. The target was a murdered high-school cheerleader and Lucy was convinced that there had to be more to it. After all, she was murdered for a reason.
The story itself didn't impress me too much. It felt very much like something you'd see on an episode of Law & Order: SVU. However, it brought in another spectacular cameo to round out the episode. Last week, Wayne Brady stole the show as Tweety McDaniel's trusted enforcer and this time around Paul Reubens stepped in as washed up criminal reporter Chuck Lafoon. Reubens really is a terrific actor. He's got lots of range and really has played some varied roles. Blow comes to mind and even just last week he was hilarious in 30 Rock. His Dirt persona was fantastic though. I'd love to see him around for the rest of the season.
Continue reading Dirt: The Secret Life of Altar Girls
Posted Jan 10th 2007 10:46AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, Cable, OpEd, FX, Dirt
(S01E02) I think people need to appreciate this show for what it is. Similar to CSI: Miami, Dirt is over the top. It's cheesy and campy. Drama is played up for maximum effect. It's supposed to be like that. Dirt is definitely not a program for people who like to nit-pick about how true to life or realistic a show is. This is the TV version of a gossip rag. You don't take those things seriously, do you? It's fun to not care for an hour once a week. This show is a good excuse for doing just that.
One of the things I'm loving about the show is how real celebrity stories that we're all familiar with are being used to fuel the storylines of Dirt's celeb-fakes. The show is drawing from the antics of Britney Spears, Denise Richards, and numerous other recognizable names. It's not exactly a revolutionary idea but it's funny stuff.
Continue reading Dirt: Blogan
Posted Oct 30th 2006 12:29PM by Brett Love
Filed under: ABC, Desperate Housewives, Celebrities

Seriously. How many times can you read about pics/videos of a celebrity being lost/stolen and released on the internet before you learn? The latest to join the group of slow learners appears to be
Desperate Housewives' Marcia Cross.
TV Guide reports that Marcia somehow managed to throw some pictures of herself showering out with the trash.
Now the people that found them are taking bids. Of course they are. Cross claims that she threw the pics out by mistake, and would like them returned, but I would counter that the real mistake was taking them in the first place. Although, I'm really not sure what kind of a market there is for Marcia Cross nudes. She was already naked in 1996's
Female Perversions, which is out on DVD.
Posted Feb 8th 2006 9:21AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Cable, News, Celebrities

Have you
seen the photos of Britney Spears driving her
SUV with her 4-month-old son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap? It's all the gossip columnists and entertainment news
programs can talk about (Britney says she was fleeing paparazzi). For some reason, it has captured the mind of Keith
Olbermann. Whenever he reports celebrity news on his show,
Countdown, he usually begrudgingly says his
producers made him do it or he does it in popsicle stick theater. Not this time. Keith spent the last SIX MINUTES on
his show last night making fun of Britney Spears with gossip columnist Michael Musto. The banners on the screen said
Dummy and Me and
Moron on Board. He and Musto were very nasty about the whole situation, Musto taking
the opportunity to show off his celebrity gossip know-how by bashing Britney, Kate Moss and Michael Jackson in the same
breath.
It seemed a little over the top, even for Olbermann.
Posted Feb 7th 2006 11:43AM by Adam Finley
Filed under: OpEd, Celebrities
Recently some pictures of Britney Spears were shown on this blog. Web surfers,
never needing much provocation to become livid over something that doesn't really affect them personally, were up in
arms over Brit's total disregard for her son's safety, who you can see is resting on his mom's lap and not in a
car seat. Apparently the pictures made the rounds on some news programs, prompting Spears to release a statement where she explained that she sped off in
a hurry to avoid what she considered a dangerous situation brought on by aggressive paparazzi. She claims a
similar incident with photographers trapped her in her car without her baby. My speculation is that
her mother instinct kicked in and she made a split-second decision, that's all. Or maybe she really is just a vacuous
scatterbrain with no regard for her child's safety. I don't necessarily believe it, but it does make for a more
entertaining story.
Posted Jan 3rd 2006 5:22PM by Anna Johns

The
new year brings a new law to California that punishes overzealous paparazzi (is there any other kind?). Arnold
Schwarzenegger proposed the law, after numerous reports this year that people like Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett
Johanssen, Paris Hilton, and Lindsey Lohan were being run off the road by photographers. The governator himself was
even run off the road by photographers. The new law prohibits photographers and videographers from assaulting anyone in
an attempt to get a photo. That includes the subject of the photo and the general public, which is usually forcefully
pushed aside when a celebrity is walking down the street. If convicted, paparazzi will have to pay triple damages and
give up any money made off the photos. The law also allows publishers who buy and print the photos to also be liable.
The Los Angeles Deputy District Attorney started off the new year by putting out a call to all celebrities to contact
his office when they are assaulted by paparazzi.