Last month we found out the roster of singers that were going to be on Fox's reality show Celebrity Duets, and it wasn't a bad roster of singers, despite the presence of "no-talent ass-clown" Michael Bolton. Yesterday, producer Simon Cowell and the network announced the non-singing celebrities that will attempt duets with those accomplished recording artists.Who will be gracing the screen with their untrained voices? Lucy Lawless, Cheech Marin, Lea Thompson, WWE veteran Chris Jericho, Olympic gold medalist Carly Patterson, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air), Jai Rodriguez (from Queer Eye) and Hal Sparks (of about a billion VH1 talking-head shows and Queer as Folk). It's definitely a more respectable roster than Dancing with the Stars, but they set a pretty low standard.
Hosting this circus will be Wayne Brady, who, despite his brilliant turn as "evil Wayne Brady" on Chappelle's Show, continues to confirm Paul Mooney's theory about him.














