Wow, like this wasn't ever going to happen.
Model/reality show star/hotel heiress/"actress" Paris Hilton was arrested early this morning in Hollywood and charged with DUI. Police officers noticed that Hilton was driving erratically and pulled her over at 12:30am.
My favorite part: her spokesman Elliott Mintz says that she "didn't appear intoxicated" and had "only" the legal limit to be considered intoxicated. Oh, that makes it OK then.
The story is a bit misleading in one aspect. It says that she was picked up by "sister Nicky Hilton, boyfriend Kevin Connolly, and Mintz." I'm pretty sure that Connolly (from Entourage) is Nicky Hilton's boyfriend, no? The way it's worded makes it sound like he's Paris' other half.
Drunk driving. It's so hot.
When I heard the designers were going to be designing a party dress for a famous
New York socialite, I knew it had to be Paris Hilton. It just had to be. The girl makes cameos in all the things I love
-- burger commercials, The OC, porn. As turns out, it was her more respectable, more innocent (?) sister Nicky,
who was the mystery socialite.
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