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• At 8, CBS has the season premiere of Million Dollar Password.
• NBC has the Penguins/Red Wings game at 8.
• Food Network has a new Challenge at 8, then a new Iron Chef America.
• At 9, PBS has a new Masterpiece Mystery!
• USA has a new Law and Order: CI at 9, followed by a new In Plain Sight.
• History Channel has the season premiere of Ice Road Truckers, then the series premiere of Expedition Africa.
• MTV has the 2009 MTV Movie Awards at 9.
• Lifetime has the miniseries Maneater at 9.
• Also at 9: GSN has a new High Stakes Poker.
• At 10, AMC has the season finale of Breaking Bad.
• HGTV has HGTV's $250,000 Challenge at 10.
• At 11:45, Cartoon Network has the season finale of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, then a new Squidbillies.

There's one thing to do a stupid joke that you shouldn't have done, and then it's another to not even have the balls to follow through on the joke.

Case in point: last night's MTV Movie Awards. Seth Rogan and James Franco presented the award for Best Summer Movie of the Year So Far, and while doing it, they did a little plug for their new movie Pineapple Express. They pulled out a bag of fake (?) weed and smoked (?) it onstage, explaining more than once that it was fake and that kids shouldn't smoke it. But take a look at the video after the jump below. As the joke starts, MTV's cameras pull away to a shot that seems to be taken from across the street. You can't even tell what Rogan and Franco are doing on stage, you can only hear them inhaling and introducing the nominees in the category.

The "big house," that is!

Hilton checked into the beautiful turned herself into authorities last night and began her 23 day stay in jail. TMZ.com has the video of Paris and her teary mom arriving in their car. She actually surrendered miles away from Lynwood, where she will be doing her time. She'll be in a cell and have a shower and phone to use. There will also be a small pod attached to her cell where she can watch TV (a small pod to watch TV? What, is she Michael Jackson?). She says she's ready to face the consequences and learn from her mistakes (*cough*).

By the way, the photo? That's not a publicity photo, it's Paris' mug shot. (Update: the police released the wrong photo.)

In honor of her first day, check out GSN's The Prison Life game. And after the jump, a video of Sarah Silverman joking about Paris at the MTV Movie Awards, with Paris in the audience.

For the first time, the MTV Movie Awards is going to be broadcast live, and host Sarah Silverman promises there will be some controversial moments.

Adam told you a couple of months ago about Silverman being chosen as host of the annual show. This year it's being produced by Survivor mastermind Mark Burnett, who seems to have a hand in almost every show on the air right now, with the possible exception of The Mclaughlin Group. Silverman has already had simulated sex with a block of cheese at the Independent Spirit Awards (hmmm...must have missed that), and she tells USA Today: "The truth is, I'll probably be swearing a lot. But I don't think it will be any less funny. It will be fun to flirt with the conventions of live television. There's no way it's going to go totally smoothly, and I know, as a viewer, I'm always watching for the evidence of the 'liveness.' "

MTV is really getting into this whole idea of TV viewers also becoming TV content providers. First they add a new viewer video category for the MTV Movie Awards, and now they're looking for guest hosts for Total Request Live.

Fans of the show have to answer six questions to enter, including which celebrity that they'd pick to star as in a movie about their life, who they would pick for the ultimate TRL guest list, and how they would describe TRL to someone who has never seen the show before (that last one is easy: they play music videos, a celeb comes on, and the kids in the audience go nutso). MTV and Acuvue will pick four winners who will each host a day in May.

You also have to upload a picture of yourself. So please, make sure you're attractive.

[via TV Guide]

MTV is adding a new category to the MTV Movie Awards: Best Movie Spoof. More exactly: the best movie spoof created by a viewer and uploaded to Yahoo! Movies.

Starting April 23, folks can upload their spoofs to a special site on Yahoo! Movies, which will feature the usual interactivity associated with user content and Web 2.0. The winner will be announced during the MTV Movie Awards on June 3, and other videos will become part of the ceremony thanks to a "World Wide Web Wall."

• At 8, ABC has a repeat of George Lopez, followed by a repeat Freddie, a repeat Lost, and a new Commander-in-Chief.
• CBS has AFI's 100 Years...100 Cheers at 8.
• NBC has Hurricanes vs. Oilers Stanley Cup action.
• Over on FOX at 8, a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• The WB has a new Blue Collar TV, a repeat ep, then a repeat One Tree Hill, while UPN has the movie Black Knight.
• MTV repeats the 2006 MTV Movie Awards at 8, followed by new eps of The Hills and Cheyenne.
• At 9, Bravo has a new Celebrity Poker Showdown, with Fred Savage, Jennifer Tilly, Doug E. Doug, Brett Butler, and a Bravo contest winner playing.
• Also at 9, more poker: a new World Poker Tour from Foxwoods, on the Travel Channel.
• At 10, A&E has two new eps of Criss Angel: Mindfreak.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Dog Bites Man.