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Isn't it time to leave Miss South Carolina alone and let the poor girl get on with her life? (Answer: no).

To help us all understand just what the teenage beauty pageant contestant was trying to say, late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel gives us a complete breakdown via chalkboard. He explains what she meant by "U.S. Americans," why the U.S. has to help the U.S., and says he knew a guy once who didn't own a map. Such as.

As a bonus, Kimmel explains why high school is like prison, with its beatings, bad food, and forced showering with other men. Full video after the jump!

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother: All-Stars, followed by a new Rock Star: Supernova.
• NBC has The Miss Teen USA Pageant at 8.
• ESPN has two new episodes of The World Series of Poker, starting at 8.
• At 9, Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs, followed by two new episodes of Stunt Junkies.
• There's a new Overhaulin' on TLC at 9, followed by a new Miami Ink.
• Spike has the 007 movie Tomorrow Never Dies at 9.
• Bravo has a new Workout at 9, followed by a new Queer Eye.
• Sci-Fi has a new Eureka at 9.
• At 10, ABC has a new Primetime.
• MTV has a new Real World at 10.
• Also at 10: FX has a new Rescue Me.