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• NBC has more Olympics coverage all night.
• TV Land has The Andy Griffith Show all night.
• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• FOX has a Preseason Football Game at 8, the 49ers vs. the Bears.
• ESPN has a Little League World Series semi-final game at 8.
• HGTV has new episodes starting at 8: Designed to Sell, Myles of Style, Rate My Space, Extreme Living, and House Hunters.
• At 9, History Channel has a new Modern Marvels, followed by a new episode of The Works.
• TruTV has the series premiere of The Principal's Office at 9 (followed by another new episode).
• At 10, CBS has a new Flashpoint.
• There's a new Burn Notice on USA at 10.
• Comedy Central has a new Gong Show at 10, then a new Reality Bites Back.
• Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes at 10.
• Sundance has a new Live From Abbey Road at 10.
• Showtime has a new Penn & Teller: Bullshit at 10.
• MTV has the season finale of America's Best Dance Crew at 10.
• Also at 10: TCM has On the Beach.
• At 11, VH-1 has the series premiere of The Cho Show.

• NBC has the Olympics all night.
• At 8, CBS has a new Great American Dog.
• ESPN has more Little League World Series coverage at 8.
• At 9, Bravo has a new Project Runway, followed by a new Shear Genius.
• Sci-Fi has a new Ghost Hunters International at 9, then two new episodes of Scare Tactics.
• Sundance has the series premiere of Architecture School at 9, followed by the series premiere of On The Road In America.
• At 9:30, A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter, then two new episodes of Criss Angel Mindfreak.
• At 10, Food Network has the season premiere of Dinner: Impossible, with new host Michael Symon.

• NBC has more Olympics coverage all night.
• TCM has Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers movies all night.
• At 8, CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News has the Saddleback Church Presidential Forum.
• ESPN has Little League World Series coverage at 8.
• Disney Channel has a new Disney Channel Games at 8, then a new Suite Life of Zack & Cody.
• Food Network has Ice Cream Unwrapped at 8.
• CMTV has Elvis: Viva Las Vegas at 8, with Toby Keith, Chris Isaak, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, 50 Cent, and others doing Elvis songs. It's followed by Jailhouse Rock.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• Lifetime has the movie Confessions of a Go-Go Dancer at 9.
• Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Naruto at 9.
• At 9:30, HGTV has a new Divine Design.

• At 7:30, ESPN has coverage of the Little League World Series.
• At 8, FOX has a preseason football game, the Jaguars vs. the Packers.
• ABC has the pilot of Ugly Betty, if you're thinking of getting into the show.
• TLC has a new American Hot Rod at 8.
• There's a new Modern Marvels on History Channel at 8.
• At 9, Sci-Fi has a new Who Wants To Be A Superhero?
• At 10, USA has a new Burn Notice.
• AMC has a new Mad Men at 10.
• Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes at 10.
• Sundance has a new Live From Abbey Road at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Welcome to the Parker.
• At 10:30, VH-1 has a new I Hate My 30s.
• At midnight, ESPN2 has a Pilot Pen Tennis quarterfinal.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7:30, ESPN has coverage of The Little League World Series.
• At 8, FOX has the premiere of Anchorwoman.
• At 9, ABC has a new NASCAR in Primetime.
• NBC has a new Last Comic Standing at 9, then a new Dateline.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9.
• There's a new Lost Worlds on History Channel at 9.
• At 9:30, HGTV has a new Design on a Dime.
• At 10, Bravo has a new Top Chef.
• Food Network has a new Dinner: Impossible at 10.
• At 10:30, ESPN2 has coverage of the Pilot Pen Tennis Tournament.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, ESPN2 has coverage of the Little League World Series (two games).
• At 8, CNN has the special Hope & Heartbreak: Inside The Sago Mine Tragedy.
• Food Network has a new Emeril Live at 8, then a new Feasting On Asphalt.
• There's a new Life with Derek on Disney at 8, followed by a new Cory in the House.
• TCM has That Touch of Mink at 8, then Tea For Two.
• At 8:30, ESPN has coverage of the Rogers Cup tennis tournament.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• VH-1 has NY77: The Coolest Year In Hell at 9.
• At 10, ABC has a new Masters of Science Fiction.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7:30, ESPN has more of the Little League World Series.
• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother: All-Stars.
• FOX has pre-season football at 8, the Dolphins vs. the Panthers.
• At 9, Sci-Fi has a new Who Wants To Be A Superhero?
• Spike has a new UFC Unleashed at 9, followed by a new episode of The Ultimate Fighter.
• At 10, ABC has a new Primetime.
• NBC has a new Windfall at 10.
• The History Channel has a new American Eats at 10, about "Barbecue."
• ESPN2 has coverage of the Pilot Pen tennis tournament at 10.
• Also at 10: GSN has show # 7 on their list of the 50 Greatest Game Shows of All-Time.

• At 7:30, ESPN2 continues coverage of The Little League World Series.
• At 8, CBS has a new Rock Star: Supernova.
• FOX is repeating the season ender of Bones at 8, if you missed it (like me).
• American Life has a good I Spy repeat at 8.
• At 9, FOX repeats the season opener of Prison Break.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9, followed by two new episodes of Stunt Junkies.
• A&E has a new Inked at 9.
• HGTV has a new I Want That! Tech Toys at 9, followed by a new Urban Outsiders.
• At 10, FX has a new 30 Days (repeated at 11).
• There's a new Criss Angel Mindfreak at 10 on A&E.
• Spike has a new Blade at 10 (repeated at 11).
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Project Runway.

Ah, summer. The season when young kids get together in Williamsport, PA to make new friends, trade pins, get away from their parents, play baseball with other states and nations, and swear their asses off.

This year's Little League World Series coverage on ESPN has been plagued by many unfortunate moments caught live on television (though I really don't know what ESPN expects to hear when they mic the coaches). The first one I saw concerned a pitcher who was getting hit pretty badly by the opposing team, so the manager came out to calm him down, and the kid said something like "the umpire's shit" a couple of times, about the umps calls. When the manager tried to calm him down, the kid pushed him away and said "don't touch me!" The second incident involved another manager coming out to talk to his pitcher about the ump's calls, and he said "he's pinching the shit out of you" to the player.

But the last straw for ESPN came a few days ago, when, between innings, a coach's mic picked up the manager trying to stir up his team to score a run. After the coach gave a pep talk, one of his players said "just one fucking run!" And the coach slapped his face. Ouch.

So now the games will be on a 5 second delay, so they can bleep all that stuff out. Which is just as well. I'm sick of hearing Orel Hersheiser drop the f-bomb every 2 minutes.

• The new fall season begins tonight! At 8, FOX has the season premiere of Prison Break, followed by the series premiere of Vanished.
• ABC Family has a new Kyle XY at 8.
• ESPN has pre-season football at 8, the Saints vs. the Cowbosy, while ESPN2 has more coverage of The Little League World Series.
• At 9, NBC has the season finale of Treasure Hunters.
• Lifetime has the TV movie The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life Is Not A Fairy Tale at 9. That seems like a bad title, since her hard-life-turning-out-great-by-winning-American Idol-and-having-a-movie-made story seems exactly like a fairy tale.
• There's a new episode of The Closer at 9 on TNT, followed by a new Saved.
• HGTV has the special Life After Katrina, also at 9.
• HBO has Spike Lee's When The Levees Broke at 9.
• At 10, The Travel Channel has Bourdain In Beirut, which chronicles chef/writer Anthony Bourdain's time in the city.
• Showtime has two new episodes of Weeds at 10.
• BBC America has a new Life On Mars at 10.
• Also at 10: TLC has a new episode of American Chopper.

• At 8, FOX has the two hour season finale of Hell's Kitchen.
• ABC has Song For New Orleans at 8.
• NBC is showing the latest Psych at 8, followed by a new Treasure Hunters.
• There's a new Kyle XY on ABC Family at 8.
• Also at 8: ESPN has pre-season football action, the Raiders vs. the Vikings, while ESPN2 has more coverage of The Little League World Series.
• At 9, USA has a new Monday Night RAW.
• Bravo has a new Tabloid Wars at 9.
• Also at 9: TNT has a new episode of The Closer, followed by a new Saved.
• At 10, BBC America has a new Life On Mars.