TVSquad

• At 8, CBS has a new Greatest American Dog.
• NBC has a new, two hour Last Comic Standing at 8, followed by a new Fear Itself.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? at 8, then a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• HGTV has all new episodes starting at 8: Designed To Sell, Myles of Style, Rate My Space, Extreme Living, and House Hunters.
• Also at 8: Cartoon Network has a new Chowder, then new episodes of The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack and Total Drama Island.
• At 9, TBS has a new Bill Engvall Show, followed by a new My Boys.
• History Channel has a new Modern Marvels at 9, then a new The Works.
• At 10, ABC has a new Hopkins.
• CBS has a new Swingtown at 10.
• There's a new Burn Notice on USA at 10.
• Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes at 10.
• Spike has a new TNA Impact at 10.
• Bravo has a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List at 10.
• The new Gong Show premieres on Comedy Central at 10. It's followed by the premiere of Reality Bites Back.
• Showtime has a new Penn & Teller's Bullshit at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has the premiere of Greatest American Dog.
• TLC has two new episodes of Monster Garage at 8, then a new American Chopper.
• Versus has more coverage of the Tour de France at 8.
• There's a new Chowder on Cartoon Network at 9, followed by new episodes of The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack and Total Drama Island.
• At 9, NBC has a new, two hour Last Comic Standing.
• TBS has a new Bill Engvall Show at 9, followed by a new My Boys.
• History Channel has a new Modern Marvels at 9, then a new episode of The Works.
• Hallmark has the new movie A Gunfighter's Pledge at 9.
• At 10, CBS has a new Swingtown.
• ABC has a new Hopkins at 10.
• USA has the season premiere of Burn Notice at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, NBC has a new, two hour Last Comic Standing, then a new Fear Itself.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? at 8, followed by a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• At 9, TBS has a new Bill Engvall Show, then a new My Boys.
• HGTV has a new Rate My Space at 9.
• At 10, ABC has a new Hopkins.
• CBS has a new Swingtown at 10.
• Sundance has a new Live From Abbey Road at 10, with David Gray and Suzanne Vega.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List.
• At 10:30, History Channel has a new Surviving History.
• Comedy Central has a new Reno 911 at 10:30.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?, followed by a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• TLC has a new Overhaulin' at 8, then a new American Chopper.
• At 8:30, NBC has a new Last Comic Standing, then a new Fear Itself.
• At 9, TBS has a new Bill Engvall Show, followed by a new My Boys.
• At 10, CBS has a new Swingtown.
• There's a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List at 10 on Bravo.
• Showtime has a new Penn & Teller's Bullshit at 10.
• Also at 10: Sundance Channel has a new Live From Abbey Road, with Mary J. Blige, James Blunt, and Dashboard Confessional.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has another Celtics/Lakers game.
• CBS has a new Million Dollar Password (with Betty White!) at 8.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? at 8, then a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• Also at 8: Cartoon Network has a new Chowder, then a new Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.
• At 8:30, NBC has a new Last Comic Standing, followed by a new Fear Itself.
• At 9, TBS has the season premiere of The Bill Engvall Show, then the season premiere of My Boys.
• Bravo has the season premiere of My Life on the D List at 9, followed by The A List Awards.
• Spike has a new TNA Impact at 9.
• At 10, CBS has a new Swingtown.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has the first game of the Celtics/Lakers NBA Finals.
• FOX has a new, two hour So You Think You Can Dance at 8.
• HGTV has a new Designed To Sell at 8, then new episodes of Myles of Style and Divine Design.
• At 8:30, NBC has a new Last Comic Standing, then the premiere of Fear Itself.
• Also at 8:30: Cartoon Network has a new Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.
• At 9, TV Land has four episodes of I Love Lucy.
• TLC has a new Miami Ink at 10.
• At 10, CBS has the premiere of Swingtown.
• NFLNet has a new NFL Total Access at 10.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911.

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• At 8, FOX has a new, two hour So You Think You Can Dance.
• TCM has A Night To Remember at 8.
• At 8:30, NBC has a new Last Comic Standing.
• At 9, ABC has the two hour season finale of Lost.
• TNT has the Spurs/Lakers NBA Playoff Game at 9.
• At 10, Spike has a new TNA Impact!
• HGTV has a new House Hunters at 10.
• Bravo has the season finale of Step It Up & Dance at 10.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911.

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I'm in Los Angeles right now. From my observations: everyone is perfect looking, the weather is always beautiful, and everyone drives everywhere despite the fact that gas is approximately eleventy billion dollars a gallon and it doesn't appear that anyone is actually, you know, working. LA doesn't exist in any kind of recognizable reality. Let's put it this way: if the guys in Plato's cave were to figure out that the figures being cast onto their walls came from the Sunset Strip, they'd probably opt to stay chained up.

It stands to reason, then, that any genre springing to life in such an environment would bear no resemblance to what the rest of the world calls "reality". TV Squad therefore presents its first annual The Reality Shows Have Writers!? Award, recognizing those shows that in no way reflect a life that any human being on the planet is actually living but, for some reason, call themselves "reality shows."

• At 8, FOX has the season premiere of So You Think You Can Dance.
• ABC has the season finale of Ugly Betty at 8, followed by the season finale of Grey's Anatomy.
• NBC has a new Deal Or No Deal at 8, then the season premiere of Last Comic Standing.
• HGTV has a new Designed To Sell at 8, followed by new episodes of Myles of Style and Divine Design.
• At 8:30, ESPN has the NBA Playoffs.
• At 9, Cartoon Network has a new George of the Jungle.
• At 10, Spike has a new TNA Impact.
• At 10:15, HBO Comedy has a new First Look at the Sex and the City movie.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has the season premiere of Reno 911.

Check your local TV listings for more.

On Friday I attended the All-American Summer Press Event held by NBC Universal. The event was held at the Langham Hotel (formerly the Ritz-Carlton) in Pasadena, CA. It included the casts and producers of the following shows: American Gladiators, Nashville Star, Shear Genius, and Last Comic Standing. NBC also held panels for two new shows: Celebrity Circus and Baby Borrowers.

Find out what Wolf said and what's in store for next season on NBC and Bravo after the jump...

• At 8, CBS has the series premiere of Kid Nation.
• FOX has the series premiere of Back To You at 8, followed by the season premiere of 'Til Death and the series premiere of Kitchen Nightmares.
• NBC has a new Deal or No Deal at 8, then a new Last Comic Standing.
• The CW has the season premiere of America's Next Top Model at 8, then the series premiere of Gossip Girl.
• History Channel has a new Modern Marvels at 8, followed by a new Lost Worlds.
• At 9, ABC has the Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice special Come Rain or Come Shine.
• PBS has a new American Masters at 9.
• TBS is running four new episodes of House of Payne starting at 9.
• At 9:30, HGTV has a new Design on a Dime.
• At 10, Bravo has a new Top Chef.
• HBO has a new Inside The NFL at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Power of 10.
• At 8:30, the Travel Channel has a new Samantha Brown.
• At 9, PBS has a new American Masters, with Clint Eastwood interviewing Tony Bennett.
• NBC has a new Last Comic Standing at 9, then a new Dateline.
• TBS has two new episodes of House of Payne at 9.
• There's a new Lost Worlds at 9 on History Channel.
• G4 has a new Code Monkeys at 9.
• At 10, ABC has the season finale of NASCAR in Primetime.
• FX has the season finale of Rescue Me at 10.
• Bravo has a new Top Chef at 10.
• MTV has a new Real World at 10.
• Also at 10: HBO has a new Inside the NFL.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Here are the weekly TV ratings, by number of viewers.

1. Two and a Half Men (CBS)
2. Power of 10 - Tues (CBS)
3. CSI: Miami (CBS)
4. CSI: NY (CBS)
5. Criminal Minds (CBS)
6. Power of 10 - Weds (CBS)
7. Big Brother - Tues (CBS)
8. House (FOX)
9. CSI (CBS)
10. Rules of Engagement (CBS)
11. NCIS (CBS)
12. Just For Laughs (ABC)
13. Without A Trace (CBS)
14. Just For Laughs (ABC)
15. Last Comic Standing (NBC)
16. 48 Hours Mystery (CBS)
17. Big Brother - Thurs (CBS)
18. Cold Case (CBS)
19. 20/20 (ABC)
20. 60 Minutes (CBS)

• At 7, USA has coverage of The U.S. Open.
• At 8, CBS has a new Power of 10.
• NBC has a new Most Outrageous Moments at 8, then new episodes of Last Comic Standing and Dateline.
• At 9, Fox News has a Republican debate from New Hampshire.
• TBS has two new episodes of House of Payne at 9.
• There's a new Mythbusters on Discovery at 9.
• The History Channel has a new Lost Worlds at 9.
• HBO has a new Costas NOW at 9.
• At 9:30, HGTV has a new Design on a Dime.
• At 10, FX has a new Rescue Me.
• Food Network has a new Dinner: Impossible at 10.
• Fox Movie Channel has Revenge of the Nerds at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new Top Chef.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Power of 10.
• NBC has a new hour-long Most Outrageous Moments at 8, then a new Last Comic Standing.
• At 9, TBS has two new episodes of House of Payne.
• Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9, followed by a new Cash Cab.
• There's a new Lost Worlds on History Channel at 9.
• At 9:30, HGTV has a new Design on a Dime.
• At 10, FX has a new Rescue Me.
• Food Network has a new Dinner: Impossible at 10.
• TCM has The Maltese Falcon at 10.
• Sci-Fi has the season finale of Mind Control with Derren Brown at 10.
• Also at 10: MTV has a new Real World.

Check your local TV listings for more.