That's not a euphemism and I'm not being cute. Paris Hilton actually made lasagna for Jimmy Kimmel after a recent appearance on his show. Well, supposedly. Kathy Griffin isn't buying it. She explains to Jimmy what she thinks actually happened.
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Kathy Griffin sets Jimmy Kimmel straight about Paris Hilton's lasagna
Weird Al Show coming to DVD in August
Wow, I barely remember this show. I have a
vague recollection of it airing, but I don't think I ever saw an episode. Did it air in the early 90s? Late 90s? I'm
sure it must have included takeoffs on TV shows and music videos and other pop culture satire, but I don't remember a
thing about it.The entire series (13 episodes) will be available on August 15. No word yet on commentaries or other extras.
How do Klingons make vegetarian lasagna?
Well, first you need to invite over a vegetarian and get him
talking. Then, when he's comfortable, catch him by surprise and "beat him to death with a sack of phone
books". Thus begins the Klingon recipe for vegetarian lasagna, according to humorist Mike Richardson-Bryan over at McSweeneys. Richardson-Bryan also wrote Klingon recipes for Homestyle Gagh, Heart of Targ, Thing on a Stick (a.k.a. Bachelor's Delight) and Tribble Nuggets, which involve a lot of shooting and then stomping Tribbles into nuggets. Funny stuff. Also check out the writer's Klingon Personal Ads and Klingon Fairy Tales for McSweeneys.
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