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All of Kate Moss' photos exude an air of "baby, I'm so totally out of your league", just like every other vicious, humorless ice queen. Because of this, I never would have expected her to be the type to dabble in comedy (unless you count her relationship with Pete Doherty as a joke -- oh snap!), and, trust me, even after seeing the pictures, I'm having a tough time grasping the fact...

Recently, Moss took to the stage with Little Britain's Matt Lucas to do some sketches for Little Britain's Big Night, a show being filmed for Comic Relief (not the American one, but the red-nosed English one). She played Katie Pollard, the considerably skinnier but equally trashy twin sister of Lucas' ever-popular character, Vicky Pollard. The photos look hysterical and definitely give Moss lots of cool points in my book. According to this article, as Katie left the stage, Vicky told her to "lose some weight, you fat bitch!" I hope some video pops up on YouTube soon so that we can all see Moss in all that Kappa-covered glory.

And I was going to do a "yeah, but... no, but... yeah, but..." joke, but I couldn't fit it in. Hey, don't go givin' me evils.

[via Styledash]

Have you seen the photos of Britney Spears driving her SUV with her 4-month-old son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap? It's all the gossip columnists and entertainment news programs can talk about (Britney says she was fleeing paparazzi). For some reason, it has captured the mind of Keith Olbermann. Whenever he reports celebrity news on his show, Countdown, he usually begrudgingly says his producers made him do it or he does it in popsicle stick theater. Not this time. Keith spent the last SIX MINUTES on his show last night making fun of Britney Spears with gossip columnist Michael Musto. The banners on the screen said Dummy and Me and Moron on Board. He and Musto were very nasty about the whole situation, Musto taking the opportunity to show off his celebrity gossip know-how by bashing Britney, Kate Moss and Michael Jackson in the same breath.

It seemed a little over the top, even for Olbermann.

I bet even Jack Osbourne never thought he'd get to date supermodel Kate Moss someday. But now he's hot and she's clean, so apparently they make a good match. The unlikely couple were reportedly doing some dirty dancing at a party after the Golden Globes awards in Los Angeles earlier this week. Tabloids have them on a bunch of other dates, too.

Kate Moss has just been through a heck of a time. She was caught by British tabloids doing cocaine, lost half her modeling contracts, dumped her druggie boyfriend, and ran off to rehab in the United States. Maybe that's where she and Jack have a connection. He also did a stint in rehab for a drug and alcohol addiction. Jack, by the way, is 20 years old. Kate is 32.

That infamous video of supermodel Kate Moss snorting cocaine has been turned over to police, according to Yahoo News. Moss lost several contracts after the photos of her using cocaine surfaced, but has been making a comeback of late, with three magazine covers - including Vogue -  and a TV ad for Virgin Mobile, since the scandal broke. An unidentified senior staffer at The Daily Mirror said the tabloid turned the video over to police only after a court order. .