The reason? All of the troubles that Spears is having in her personal life and in the media right now. Spears was recently released from a hospital. The couple has two kids together. Federline had not only planned to do a reality show but also start some sort of business based on the reality show. I have no idea what that even means, but maybe he was going to sell T-shirts and mugs with his face on them.
Did you know that comedian Zach Galifianakis and Kevin Federline have a history? Oh, it's not nearly as sordid as the Britney-Kevin history, but in some ways it's much more entertaining and a lot less pathetic.
On his website, Zach recently posted a link to this video on YouTube that shows Kevin Federline as one of the dancers on Zach's short-lived show, Late World with Zach. Why were there dancers on Zach's show? Well, it was all part of a sketch to announce the cancellation of Zach's show. I've posted the video after the jump. K-Fed is the dancer with the hat on and is pretty easy to recognize. This was back in 2002, before anyone even knew the guy. Back then, K-Fed was much less of a punk and more graceful.
In the summer of 2005, Kelly released the first five chapters of Trapped in the Closet as music videos, each ending with a cliffhanger, on MTV and BET. Unable to contain his genius, Kelly introduced a sixth chapter for the MTV Video Music Awards in 2005 and an additional six chapters on DVD in 2006.
Next to K-Fed's rap career, Trapped in the Closet is one of the greatest acts of unintentional comedy to be unleashed on the music-listening public in the past several years. His commentary track is comedy gold, and the chapters have been parodied by Jimmy Kimmel, South Park, SNL, MADtv, Upright Citizens Brigrade and Weird Al. Even his fans have referred to the "hip-hopera" as the "Plan 9 of music videos."
K-Fed's looking to make a second outing in the world of reality television with the help of House of Carters' executive producer Kenneth Crear. Crear reported to Us Magazine, "We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him." Kevin feels that the fast track to post-Brit respectability will come from reality television. You can't make this stuff up.
K-Fed is in negotiations to shoot eight episodes over a three month period. Kevin has said he won't be hating on Britney in the show, which is, of course, focused on him. That's ok. Britney's doing a fine job shaming herself in the post-Federline years all by her pantyless lonesome.
In a free-wheeling interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mr. Spears sounds off on a variety of topics: on being the most talked about person the past few years (?), what song he'd sing for his American Idol audition, his collection of Nike shoes, why he's a lot like Sammy Davis, Jr., what food he sneaks into movie theaters, why the Batmobile is badass, and getting his "GED and stuff." He also talks about his recent guest role on CSI.
Everytime I see this guy I think of his horrible performance at that teen awards show. How is his album doing, anyway?
This is one of the funniest things I've seen all month, Kevin Federline at the Teen Choice Awards over the weekend debuting his new single, "Lose Control." It manages to be cliched and outrageously terrible all at once. At first I thought it was Jamie Kennedy doing an impersonation of a white rapper, but it's Federline in all his glory. Sorry, that's K-Fed, yo.
Great to see the introduction of "her man" by Britney Spears herself, in all her gum-smacking, "I'm very pregnant but I'm still wearing a revealing dress to a kid's show" glory. Video after the jump...
According to MSNBC, Britney Spears is reportedly
interested in having another child with husband, and Chaotic co-star, Kevin Federline as soon as possible. I've tried
writing this sentence about six times now, and I just can't think of what to say. This is the worst idea in the history
of worst ideas. First off, she wants to have it to fix the problems in their relationships? WHEN HAS THAT EVER WORKED??
FOR ANYONE?? After she popped out the first one, K-Fed bolted for Las Vegas for a couple of days to drink and hang out
with strippers and his friends, on Britney's tab. He left his last wife, Shar Jackson, for Britney while Shar was still
pregnant! Ugh, I hate stupidity. I'm almost afraid to ask, but let me know what you think.