Hey there gentle TV Squad reader! Have you got nothing but time on your hands right now? Do you need a healthy activity to occupy your time? Have you completely lost the will to go on living? Then put down that suicide cocktail and pick a pen or pencil for this "Kramer Counting" challenge!
Someone at Funnyordie.com has compiled all of Cosmo Kramer's entrances from all 174 episodes of Seinfeld into one viral video. I've tried counting them and got three different totals on three different tries. See if you can count the number of entrances. As an added challenge, the only rule I made for myself is that they must include the actual Kramer played by Michael Richards coming through the door, not the guy playing Kramer on Jerry's show-within-a-show, Jerry. I also counted scenes where someone is opening the door for Kramer but not the final scene were Kramer is running out the door.
I gave up during the fourth try since my eyes completely melted out of their sockets, a sign that I should really stop doing something. The same thing happened when I tried to do a review of Michael Strahan's Brothers.
It's been a good long while since Michael Richards has been on television. If you don't know the reason why, then you either don't watch TV or you've been frozen since 1952 and had your body reanimated to combat the deadly disease for which you've found a secret cure.
If it's the second option, then stop being so selfish and share your cure with the world. Stop being so cold, no pun intended.
2009 could mark the beginning of Richards' comeback, as he and the rest of his Seinfeld pals will make an appearance during the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Bob Patterson,
The Michael Richards Show, Watching Ellie, Watching Ellie (c'mon, it was two entirely
different shows after its "retooling"), Listen Up-- All examples and victims of "The Seinfeld
Curse," the made-up phenomenon that's been used to explain why former stars of Jerry Seinfeld's sitcom can't hold
a show on their own and make it successful. In my opinion, that was just a saying that helped everyone sleep at night;
those shows were all garbage. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss' latest foray into the half hour stage, The New Adventures of
Old Christine, is fantastic, though -- at least according to this reporter, that is.
Over here at the
TV Squad studios, this show has caused a little dissention among the ranks. Some of us fear the "Curse" is
just waiting in the wings, while others like myself enjoyed it thoroughly. Regardless of what the majority of America
thought of the show, they sure tuned into watch it. Although she didn't beat Deal or No Deal
in her first showing at 8:30pm, she did trump
the Donald at 9:30pm. Next week is going to remain the true test of her show though to see if she can retain that
viewership. Will she sink or swim as she in her new permanent slot next week? Tune in to find out.