Posts with tag funny
Posted Jun 6th 2008 5:25PM by Jay Black
Filed under: Video, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Reality-Free
Cracked,I take back everything bad I ever said about you. Sure you began life as an also-ran copycat of
Mad magazine and sure you dominate
digg with a seemingly endless string of under-written pop-culture lists, but popularizing the following video makes it all better. Put it this way, I'm Kobe Bryant's wife and this video is a $4 million purple diamond ring.
Be warned before you click through, however, this
video contains both obscene language and a
shirtless Jean-Luc Picard in bed with Q. Also, if you play it more than two or three times, there's a chance the nerd secret police will repel line right into your office.
That said, this might be the best silly internet video to come out in a long while. I'm convinced it will usher in a new world order, much like the music of Wyld Stallyns. If you're prepared for that, follow me after the jump...
Continue reading Star Trek TNG Rap (OR: The video that might bring peace to the multiverse) - VIDEO
Posted Mar 15th 2008 2:23PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Video, Commercials

I don't understand why certain commercials get to become "banned." I've seen a few since the latest multitude of
Super Bowl commercials, and most of those have been funnier that anything shown on TV! Who the heck decided these commercials weren't fit for television? There were even a couple of questionable ones shown during the game this year, ones that offended quite a few people. Who cleared those monstrosities?
Case in point, the following "banned" Wendy's commercial, from 2007, for their four-alarm spicy chicken sandwich. The scientist holds said sandwich out to his assistant with tongs, so you know right away this thing means business. I haven't had fast food in years, but I gotta say I started wondering where the nearest Wendy's joint was so I could try one of these bad boys; that fourth "hint" (hit?) of spice is a doozy. Continue on for the video. (And for those who don't get the headline, read up on
LOLCats.)
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Continue reading I can has hot Wendy's burger? - VIDEO
Posted Feb 29th 2008 10:36AM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.Last contest's winner:
Tele-Toby:

This week, a scene from the latest episode of
Back to You ...
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Posted Jan 25th 2008 11:06AM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles, Ugly Betty
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.Last week's winners:
1st place to
CPav:

2nd place to
Scott K.: "You just have to remember, with your new glasses, some objects will be larger than they appear. So, even if it only looks this big..."
3rd place to
BeagleBog: "Well, sure, I can fit you for contacts, but they'll be this thick."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Ugly Betty ... again!
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Posted Jan 18th 2008 10:21AM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles, Ugly Betty
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.Last week's winners:
1st place to
Josh:

2nd place to
Brent KcKee: "I knew I should have ordered and extra large."
3rd place to
Tele-Toby: "Honey, at my age, I wish you were here selling Girl Scout cookies instead."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Ugly Betty ...
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Posted Jan 11th 2008 12:05PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: My Name Is Earl, Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.Last contest's winners:
1st place to
Geno:

2nd place to
Scott K.: "I don't care if laughter really is the best medicine, I don't want tickle therapy from you!"
3rd place to
Bus: "I'm sorry, we can't remove it... but we can replace the batteries."
This week, a scene from
last night's episode of My Name is Earl ...
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Posted Dec 7th 2007 12:04PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
Last week's winner:
Christine --

This week, a scene from the latest episode of
Women's Murder Club ...
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Posted Nov 30th 2007 11:02AM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles, Pushing Daisies
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.1st place to
Elinor:

2nd place to
clgbutterfly: "Ummm...Addison I know your the Oby/GYN, but um...last time I checked ultrasounds work better on flesh not fabric."
3rd place to
ac: Addison: "ok lets see how your baby is doing..." Patient: "I'm not pregnant." (awkward silence follows)
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Pushing Daisies ...
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Posted Nov 16th 2007 12:23PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles, Private Practice
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.1st place to
Usama:

2nd place to
Josh: Tony: "...and, in a nutshell, that's why sub-prime loans have led to a staggering amount of foreclosures and a precipitous drop in the stock market." Jeff: "I'm sorry, the answer was 'doggy.' We were looking for 'doggy.'"
3rd place to
Jacob: "Well, it is a lot funnier when I actually use the sock puppets."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Private Practice ...
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Posted Nov 9th 2007 1:41PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
1st place to
Chris:

2nd place to
Bus: "After this incident, Larry was still only the second biggest pimp at the comic book convention. The first being Josh Livingston who tripped and felt Princess Leia's boob back in 83'."
3rd place to
ac: "Don't worry Wonder Woman the room is sealed. Catwoman will never be able to get in."
to Chris: "Boy the Legion of Doom is looking great this year Show Girl"
This week, a scene with Tony Hawk on
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? ...
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Posted Nov 2nd 2007 2:46PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Bones, Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
1st place to
Tony: "...suddenly they both realized the danger of dropping acid before work..."
2nd place to
Josh: "One second, Dr. Ingalls...Billy! I keep telling you - those things may have cheese in them, but it's a trick!"
3rd place to
Michael Moncur: "When you need to tell a patient their ear surgery has gone terribly wrong, it's best to break the ice with a funny hat."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Bones ...
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Posted Oct 26th 2007 12:05PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Grey's Anatomy, Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.1st place to
gwangi:

2nd place to
Brandon: "I've got one! Angelina will be sooo jealous!"
3rd place to
gschwendt: "21 Jump Street... The New Class"
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Grey's Anatomy ...
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Posted Oct 19th 2007 1:04PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Subtle Subtitles, Dirty Sexy Money
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.1st place to
Bus:

2nd place to
Bill L.: "The moral of this story: never remind Jerry O'Connell what a little porker he was in
Stand By Me."
3rd place to
Curtis: "Gracen drops to his knees and thankfully takes in the fresh air as his fellow carpoolers decided to play a farting game on the ride into work."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Dirty Sexy Money ...
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Posted Oct 12th 2007 2:34PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
1st place to
Chris W.:

2nd place to
ac: "Coming soon to Fox: Harry Potter M.D."
3rd place to
Bill L: "House also thought he had seen his ex-wife Stacy back at the hospital, but realized he was imagining things only after trying to lift her skirt."
This week, a scene from the latest episode of
Carpoolers ...
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Posted Oct 5th 2007 1:01PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: House, Subtle Subtitles
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
1st place to
BigTed:

2nd place to
Tele-Toby: "Kids, the doctors only give me a few hours to live, so screw the story about how I met your mother! Let me tell you about how I went on a killing spree. Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily were already quick-drying patches of cement in the basement, and I was just putting the finishing touches on hiding Aunt Robin's corpse in the wall, when your Uncle Barney showed up. That's when I knew that night was going to be legen- cough! cough! cough!"
beeeeeeeeeeep!
3rd place to
ThomasD: "Ted gets ready to watch something more exciting than
Kid Nation."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of House ...
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