TVSquad

Kevin Blatt, the man behind the Paris Hilton sex tape, is holding a press conference today to talk about his new reality show, Virgin Territory, and to unveil giant billboards in New York City's Times Square and Los Angeles seeking untouched individuals.

According to this NY Times review of Blatt's film American Cannibal, the original concept of Virgin Territory was to have male virgins compete for the chance to lose their virginity to a porn star. The twist? It's Ron Jeremy.

Okay, I made up the part about Ron Jeremy, though it would be really funny. This recent press release doesn't specify whether Blatt is seeking male virgins, female virgins, or both, or if the concept of the series has changed at all. There's also no mention of any network taking an interest in the project, so who knows if we'll ever actually see it? Then again, would anyone want to?

A poll recently commissioned by the Oxygen Network --a channel continuously beaten out by the Hydrogen Network on the Periodic Table of Ratings -- revealed that women these days would much rather have a plasma screen television than a diamond necklace. The poll was meant to show how women are actually becoming more interested in tech gadgets these days. It also revealed that most women would rather have a new digital camera than a new pair of shoes. Apparently they didn't poll homeless women; I'm sure the results would have been different. Anyway, gentlemen, now you know what to get your lady for that next special occasion: a diamond-encrusted plasma television that dispenses shoes with a camera inside of them. That way you've covered all your bases.