
I'm not the kind of person who normally resorts to pumping something full of hype, but if you are reading this and haven't seen the new big-screen adaptation of
Star Trek, you need to be tied to something heavy so that "certain" people can know your whereabouts at all times.
J.J. Abrams' new vision of TV's original
Star Trek has everything you expect from a summer movie flick that costs $150 million to make and $8.25 a ticket: laughs, big explosions, smokin' hot alien babes who spend the majority of their screen time in skimpy underwear.

The new
Star Trek movie has already opened in places like England, France, and Australia. I'm not sure why it opened there first, but the reviews so far have been pretty much off the charts.
Variety loves it,
The Daily Mail calls it "the best prequel of all-time,"
Empire says it's "the most exhilarating
Trek to date,"
Urban Cinefile says it's "an extraordinary achievement,"
Cinema Blend says it's "the best
Trek movie since
The Wrath of Khan," and
Aint It Cool News says "it makes
Gone with the Wind look like a maggot-infested crapfest." Well, no, but they say it's really great.
(If you click on the links above, expect SPOILERS.)