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The saga of video game champion Steve Wiebe, the man made famous by the wonderful documentary film The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, is one that will be told on mountain tops by the elders of the tribes to young men as they pass into adulthood.

Wiebe struggled to achieve the success he so richly deserved for chasing the Donkey Kong world champion title from the Twin Galaxies score organization, due in part to the underhanded and downright evil efforts of reigning champion and Donkey Kong douchebag Billy Mitchell. Even though he has surpassed Mitchell's scores since the release of the film, Mitchell always seemed to be one barrel behind him, making Wiebe even more of an iconic hero to geeks, spazzes, dweebs and everyone else.

So at this year's E3 video game expo, the G4 Network gave Wiebe and his many fans the chance to reclaim the title for humble people everywhere by broadcasting his nine hour attempt live on television. It may sound like something that could make your eyes bleed no matter how close you were sitting to the TV, but it became hands down one of my 10 greatest sporting broadcasts of the year. And this is from a network that runs reruns of both COPS and Cheaters.

Yup, Paris Hilton has a video game out, called "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam," though for some reason she thinks it's called "Diamondquest." She unveiled the game in Los Angeles at the Electronic Entertainment Expo. You can play the game on a cell phone, if, you know, you want to be caught in public playing a stupid Paris Hilton video game.

The object of the game is to capture Nicole Richie and lock her away forever. Watch out for the tiny dogs that will try to bite you! Make it back to the Hilton Hotel and you win the game!