couples-related stories
Posted Apr 7th 2009 9:06AM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: OpEd, Game Show, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free

GSN debuted its new version of
The Newlywed Game last night. At least, I think they did. It might have been a 30-minute-long infomercial for eHarmony with a game show scattered here and there.
If you haven't heard, the show is brought to you by eHarmony, the web site where people find love and happiness. If for some reason you tuned into the show and forgot that it was brought to you by the dating web site, then the many commercials for it would have reminded you.
If you still weren't quite sure who sponsored the show, the eHarmony question that host Carnie Wilson reads during the game would remind you. Still not sure? Then the eHarmony.com logo that is on every single card that the contestants hold up several times during the game are a dead giveaway.
Continue reading Did you know they show Newlywed Game ads during the eHarmony show?
Posted Mar 12th 2009 2:15AM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, OpEd, Episode Reviews
(S01E01) "He invented food. Almost." - KelseyMarco Pierre White must be a little ticked off. Here he is one of the most renowned chefs alive today, and he's pretty much eclipsed by one of his most famous proteges, Gordon Ramsay. Supposedly they're even on the outs. Sure, White is well-known overseas and very well-known to cooks and aspiring chefs, but I would bet 9 out of 10 people in the U.S. wouldn't know who he is. Maybe
The Chopping Block will change that, maybe not.
I'm leaning towards maybe not, since this is yet another reality/food competition show and offers little that's new or different.
Continue reading The Chopping Block: Series Premiere
Posted Feb 2nd 2009 5:02PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Programming

I've given up trying to come up with lines for reality shows like "just when you think you've seen the worst of reality shows..." because they just keep coming up with this stuff. Now ABC has a new show where they're going to make couples live with each other and date each other in complete darkness. No, the couples aren't blind and this isn't some social experiment to see what life would be like if they were, otherwise they'd probably just have them wear blindfolds.
The new show is titled
Dating in the Dark (of course) and is based on a show that ran in the Netherlands. It features couples that have been "scientifically matched for compatibility," which I take to mean they're actually brother and sister. They'll live in a house together in complete darkness. They'll have to eat in the dark, shower in the dark, play games in the dark, and, well, do it in the dark too. We'll watch everything though night vision glasses, like the killer in
Silence of the Lambs.
A reality show where people live together isn't enough, now we have to watch them in spooky lighting. Next up: a dating show where people have their mouths duct-taped for 30 days.
Posted Jul 24th 2007 3:02PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Pickups and Renewals
Here Come the Newlyweds, a new reality series in which freshly married couples compete for a cash prize, has been picked up by ABC for six episodes.
The series, created by Jay Blumenfield and Tony Marsh, is being pitched as a nicer reality series, one that focuses more on the humorous aspects of (newly) married life and not so much on exploiting human drama and misery. The couples facing off on the series include an arranged marriage, high school sweethearts and divorcees each on their fourth marriage.
Continue reading ABC says yes to Newlyweds
Posted Apr 10th 2007 4:40PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Reality Shows
I'm torn: is a reality show about divorcees helping their ex-spouses find a new love really uplifting or really creepy and disturbing?
I guess it doesn't matter what I think, because Bravo has given the "go ahead" to Take My Ex, a new reality series pilot in which divorced couples help their former spouses find love again. After all, who better to find you the man or woman of your dreams than the person you divorced because they themselves couldn't meet your emotional needs?
Continue reading Bravo places pilot order for Take My Ex
Posted Apr 4th 2007 4:02PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Pickups and Renewals
I've said before on this blog that I'm not a big fan of reality programming in general, but finally someone has come up with a concept that I can relate to. The new reality pilot from producers Bernie Mac and Ben Silverman is called Welcome to the Family and focuses on couples of different races, religions and cultural backgrounds who get engaged and have to tell their respective families for the first time.
The reason this concept speaks to me is that I actually marry and divorce a person from a different background every week. But this isn't about me, so let's move on.
Continue reading NBC welcomes new Family reality pilot
Posted Aug 25th 2006 7:30PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, OpEd, Animation, Adult Swim, Tom Goes to the Mayor
(S02E13) This is an early review.
Tom Peters has a less than stellar marriage, and it's been implied, though never blatantly shown, that his wife Joy might be unfaithful. The real question doesn't seem to be why Joy cheats on Tom, but how an ugly screaming whale of a woman like her would be able to find someone willing to make love to her. Of course, plenty of men dig the rotund dames, but Joy manages to make herself unpleasant in so many other ways that seems like a moot point.
Part of enjoying Tom Goes to the Mayor --and I think by this point those who don't enjoy the show have moved on to other things-- is that it exists in a world pretty much void of any adherence to physical or moral laws. Tom has been killed, gone to hell, inexplicably transported both his father and the Mayor to an airplane in mid-flight, and been trapped underwater with a tiny man trapped inside him. He's also married to a woman who hates his guts, and it's never made clear why they're married. If you start asking these kind of questions, though, you really shouldn't be watching the show in the first place.
Continue reading Tom Goes to the Mayor: Couple's Therapy
Posted May 2nd 2006 5:24PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, CBS, The Amazing Race, Watercooler Talk

I love
The Amazing
Race. I get a kick out of couples that think it's not okay to snip at each other when the going gets tough
(puh-lease, you're only human). What I don't like about
The Amazing Race is the way that all the couples call
each other 'baby'. As in, "Good job, baby!" or "Hurry, baby!" or "I'm so sorry, baby."
ALL the couples do it and it's getting really annoying. Why not use your mate's first name?
This is why I am
rooting for the Frat Boys and the Hippies (being from Portland, I am rooting a little more for the Hippies than the Frat
Boys).
Posted Feb 9th 2006 8:59PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, OpEd, UPN, Everybody Hates Chris
The latest episode of Everybody Hates Chris, which centered
around Valentine's Day, had several laugh out loud moments and more than made up for last week's episode, which, while
still good, could have been better.
Continue reading Everybody Hates Chris: Everybody Hates Valentine's Day