chaotic-related stories
Posted Sep 22nd 2009 2:26PM by Michael Pascua
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, OpEd, Celebreality
Dear Kevin,
I've recently
read on VH1's blog that you were going to be on
Celebrity Fit Club. I have a problem with this: you are not a celebrity. Sure VH1 may stretch the definition of "Celebrity," but having a resume that includes backup dancer and being on WWE doesn't suffice. I don't care if you were married to Britney Spears; you're not married to your meal ticket anymore.
I've recently
Googled pictures of you and boy did you let yourself go. Maybe you should stop drinking beer. You shouldn't be on
Celebrity Fit Club, you need to be on
The Biggest Loser. Not only does the title fit you better, you need a smack down from Jillian Michaels.
Continue reading An open letter to Kevin Federline
Posted Jan 9th 2007 12:03PM by Julia Ward
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Web, Celebrities, MTV
You won't believe what I overheard in the bathroom at Hyde the other night. I was mixing my Strawberry Quik together with a half ounce of the white stuff - pure as the driven snow - when The Animal comes in and announces that she's making another TV show. Alright, that's how I imagine rumors get started in LA. The way they actually get started is some production company (or prankster) posts a Craigslist ad, and it gets picked up by Perez Hilton. That's how word got out that Britney may be looking to film a reality show for MTV. I personally don't believe a word of it, but you can read the ad for yourself at the
Gossip Gangsta's site.
Continue reading Is Britney returning to reality television?
Posted Dec 2nd 2006 11:05AM by Julia Ward
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Industry, Celebrities
K-Fed's looking to make a second outing in the world of reality television with the help of
House of Carters' executive producer Kenneth Crear. Crear reported to
Us Magazine, "We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the
House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him." Kevin feels that the fast track to post-Brit respectability will come from reality television. You can't make this stuff up.
K-Fed is in negotiations to shoot eight episodes over a three month period. Kevin has said he won't be hating on Britney in the show, which is, of course, focused on him. That's ok. Britney's doing a fine job shaming herself in the post-Federline years all by her
pantyless lonesome.
Related:K-Fed discovers personal hygieneK-Fed blinded by scienceK-Fed ponders strippingPosted Jan 25th 2006 8:11AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Celebrities
Poor Kevin Federline can't catch a break. His new rap single, PopoZao, is being trashed by music critics.
Entertainment Weekly said it was worse than expected and Billboard calls it "a monument to mediocrity." The
song has Brazilian stylings and, although it's three minutes long, K-Fed only raps for one minute, in which he explains
what 'PopoZao' means. He raps, "In Portuguese, it means bring your ass." Niiiice. The rest of the song is just
him whooping and grunting. You can see (and hear) K-Fed rockin' out to his new single
here.
Maybe
all that bad karma that is catching up with K-Fed. You know... leaving your girlfriend when she's seven months pregnant
with your second child, and mooching off your rich wife. His crap single could be payment for all that.
Posted Jan 11th 2006 12:37PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Talent, Desperate Housewives
Mr. Blackwell, the be-all and end-all of fashion, has some mean things to say about a lot of ladies who work in
television. Topping his
Worst Dressed list this year is Britney Spears, and if you
see her
outfit while shopping in Las Vegas recently, you'll understand why. Blackwell says, in his unusual
alliteration-meets-Dr. Seuss speak, "From Princess of Pop to the ultimate Fashion Flop!" I wonder what it
would be like to actually talk to this Mr. Blackwell in person?
Here's the entire
Worst Dressed
list, along with Mr. Blackwell's snarky comments and exclamation marks:
Continue reading TV actors make Blackwell's 'Worst Dressed' list
Posted Jan 4th 2006 10:00AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, Other Comedy Shows, Other Reality Shows, ABC, NBC, CBS, Cable, News, Programming, OpEd, UPN, CSI: Miami, Desperate Housewives, Extreme Makeover, Lost, The Daily Show, The Five, My Name Is Earl
Best:
5.
CBS Sunday Morning If you don't watch this, you should.
It's old-school television news at its best with in-depth news stories, and lots and lots about the arts. Plus, the
original "moment of zen" at the end.
4.
The Daily Show A good way to
blow off steam when the news of the day is really getting you down.
3.
The Office
This show really came into its own this season, and I just adore all the characters.
2.
My Name is
Earl Always good for a one-liner.
1.
Lost They mess with our
heads. And we like it!
Worst:5.
Night Stalker I
couldn't even stomach the first episode of this new show. Sad, because I had such high hopes for it.
4.
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Too much showmanship, fabricated content (i.e., who can
we get to build this house?), and way too much product placement.
3.
Britney & Kevin:
Chaotic Quite possibly the most useless piece of crap to air this year.
2.
Desperate Housewives That's right. I can't stand this show. Too many open plotlines
that don't interest me at all.
1.
Saturday Night Live It hasn't been funny in
years. Except for that
Narnia
rap everyone is talking about.
Posted Dec 20th 2005 5:37PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Talent, OpEd, UPN
I saw the episode of
Chaotic where Britney talked
about having sex with Kevin, made out with Kevin, and got drunk with Kevin. So, Kevin and Britney making a sex tape
doesn't sound that far-fetched to me. It didn't sound far-fetched to US Weekly, either, when it printed the story,
Brit & Kev: Secret Sex Tape? New parents have a new worry: racy footage from 2004. The story cited a
reliable source, saying that some of Britney's entourage threatened to release the tape to the public. It said Brit and
K-Fed told their lawyers about the threat and even watched the tape with their lawyers. Britney is suing US Weekly,
which ran the story in October. She says there's no X-rated tape, no threat, and no viewing with lawyers, y'all!
Britney and K-Fed filed a $10 million lawsuit in Los Angeles this week. Her lawyer says she finally filed a lawsuit
against the tabloid because she's fed up with all the false stories it prints about her.
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