Well, I am finding it very hard to begin this blog. I am torn between starting with Julie -- I mean Isadora -- who basically had an orgasm on national television, or Ian Bernardo, who not only told Simon to F-off (which usually I respect but found it odd for him to say), who as well thinks he is quite the superstar.
Okay. Let's just start with the premise of last night's show. We started off in The Big Apple. New York City! There, we saw 16,000 hopefuls waiting in line to be the next American Idol -- only to find at the end of the day, 35 people were chosen.
As usual, they worked up the nerve to audition in front of Simon, Randy, and a more sober Paula, but found themselves in front of this weeks guest judge, Carol Bayer Sager. If you are finding yourself unsure of who she is, let me inform you that I was riding in that same boat not too long ago. I have since learned she has worked with Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, and my favorite, Barbra Streisand. Now that your mind is no longer pondering, lets get to the goods.














