So long, Brenna, don't let the door of broken
dreams hit you in your butt on the way out. Have fun traveling back to whatever island of over-confidence and misery
that you came from. And say hi to the Brittenum Twins for me, because I'm sure they're there too. Finally, she is gone.
I know it's only the second week of eliminations, but it was a long two weeks with Brenna on deck. But luckily, America
just pushed her overboard. I guess somebody should throw her a life preserver, but it's not gonna be me.
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American Idol: Goodbye Brenna!
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American Idol twins all sexed up
I don't mean to be going all Maxim crazy today, but
you'll thank me for it. Look at what I stumbled across on Maxim Online -- sexy pics of
the American Idol twins. Er, not the Brittenum twins. (Thank goodness.) But the O'Donohue girls, Rebecca
and Jesse. Jesse didn't actually audition for Idol because of bad pipes, but Rebecca made it to the top
12 women. Apparently, the girls were in Maxim before Rebecca auditioned for Idol, and were also on
Fear Factor too. Maybe someone bought them 101 Ways to Get Famous Just for Being Pretty for
Christmas?
The pics are sexy (of course, it's Maxim), but I actually think they looked more attractive
on Idol. Their faces don't seem as pretty in the pics. They're overly-Maxim-ized -- too tan and
too made up. And in some of the pics, they look like they're about to kiss. I'm not digging that. I
know how much people like the hot lesbo action, but they're sisters! Does incest not mean anything
anymore? Also, notice that Rebecca goes by Becca on the site. I guess that sounds sexier. And notice
that Rebecca's, I mean...Becca's waist and butt (per the vitals) are slightly bigger than her sisters. Hopefully,
having so much junk in her trunk (sarcasm) won't hurt her during judging tonight.
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American Idol: The Chair Round
It's not the most exciting of American Idol episodes,
but it's crucial. The judges make their final picks (12 men and 12 women), which will continue on to the live
episodes. The ones where America votes. Contestants don't even perform on this episode. Rather, the judges watch all
the footage and make their decisions off-camera, only to deliver the news to the contestants sitting in a chair. This
episode is always a tedious one to watch. And I've never understood why they have to sit in that chair; can't they just
stand? But enough of this tomfoolery, I'll tell you who made it. Continue reading American Idol: The Chair Round
American Idol: Group Auditions
Group Auditions. Sounds kinky, huh? It's not. It's a lot of fighting. And of course, it all begins with the
Brittenum twins. They were split up this week, but that didn't stop the drama. Terrell was in a group that he
wasn't too pleased with. Is he ever pleased? He thought they should be practicing into the wee hours
of the morning, while half of the group just wanted to get some sleep. Continue reading American Idol: Group Auditions
American Idol: Welcome to Hollywood
Let's not beat around the bush. The Brittenum twins are jerks. I originally sung their praises
when we first saw them in Chicago.
And then they got arrested. And then we
found out that they've been arrested before. Now, we
find out that they are jerks. I don't care how sharp you look in an ascot. If you're a jerk, you're a jerk.
And the Brittenum twins are jerkdom times two!
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