brangelina-related stories
Posted Sep 5th 2006 8:01AM by Annie Wu
Filed under: TV Royalty, Talent, OpEd, Celebrities

Channeling the minds of pop culture-savvy perverts everywhere, artist Daniel Edwards has decided to start a bronze sculpture depicting Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie in a threesome. According to reports, Jolie and Aniston aren't too pleased with this news and plan on doing everything they can to keep the sculpture from being exhibited, but Pitt doesn't seem to have a problem with it. Insert a comment about the typical male, perhaps a joke or two about not asking for directions.
If the artist's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he
recently made headlines with his sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. Poor guy has to keep one-upping himself.
Posted May 27th 2006 10:04PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Talent, Celebrities

Yup, Angelina and Brad have had their baby, a girl named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. First one who mixes up the letters of that name and comes up with something cool gets a big thank you.
Just heard the news on CNN (the anchor said "we'll go to Africa for the latest!" - what latest?), and it's
confirmed by the AP. Now we all have to just sit and watch the endless, irritating, mind-numbing coverage on every single network, TV gossip show, and celeb mag out there for the next month. Ugh. Congrats Brangelina! (Jennifer Aniston could not be reached for comment.)