boobs-related stories
Posted Sep 5th 2009 2:04PM by Brad Trechak
Filed under: Video, Children, Reality-Free

Granted, I laughed when I saw this, but I can imagine that some would be appalled. If this ever appeared on American television, it would be pulled in about three seconds. Basically, it's a children's show (geared for boys ages 6 to 11) called
The Ancient Dogoo Girl, and it's about a teen girl (who hopefully is played by someone older) with some sort of ancient magic bra that shoots energy weapons or spikes or magic beams or some such equivalent. No, I am not kidding about this.
I see some Japanimation influence on the show (they have a cute sidekick robot of some sort), and quite possibly some
hentai influence, as well. What does it say about a culture when even its children's television is degrading to women?
Continue reading Japanese children's TV is very different from ours
Posted May 1st 2009 12:44AM by Jay Black
Filed under: OpEd, The Office, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free
(S05E24) I liked this episode a lot, so the following criticism is an admitted nitpick:
To my knowledge, this is the first time we've seen a "casual Friday" on the show. We've had several episodes take place on Fridays, and the cast
always dressed normally.
I can't stand when shows do this. To revolve a plot around something that we haven't seen previously and probably won't ever see again ... it just feels so
sitcommy.
Don't get me wrong, it was funny (especially when Meredith's boob, butt, and "other" fell out), but I expect more from
The Office than common sitcom tropes. What's next? A laugh track? Replacing John Krasinksi with Dick Sargent? Finding out that Michael Scott is
really Armin Tamzarian? Blech.
Sorry, I needed to get that off my chest. Now, on to the rest of the review...
Continue reading The Office: Casual Friday
Posted Oct 30th 2008 12:16PM by Allison Waldman
Filed under: Programming, Reality-Free

Primetime Wednesday seems to be the toughest night of all for TV programmers. There's not one network that seems to do particularly well in the 8-9 p.m. time slot, and the juggling has begun. Fox yanked
Do Not Disturb weeks ago, admitting it was a dud.
Now the Brad Garrett-Joely Fisher sitcom
Til Death will be off the air for two weeks, effective immediately. In that time slot, instead, we'll be seeing more
House, albeit repeats. Still, you watch, those reruns will do markedly better than the sitcoms did.
Til Death, to be frank, has regressed this year. I defended the renewal of the show when Fox gave it a third season, based on the episodes I watched last spring. But the comedy has really strained since its season premiere in September. There's no other way to put it --
Death is in the death throes and should be put out of its misery. This two week hiatus should be the end of the series.
Continue reading Til Death dumped by Fox...for two weeks...for now
Posted Aug 4th 2008 9:40AM by Allison Waldman
Filed under: Episode Reviews, Reality-Free, In Plain Sight
(S01E10) What does Mary expect? I mean, really, what does she expect! Okay, before we get to the gory details, let's talk about the case of the week.
Remember the Russian girl from the pilot? Natasha with the new boobs -- thanks to the U.S. government, our tax dollars -- has gotten a job at Headlights (nee Hooters) and has hooked up with a new guy.
Turns out he's Marshall's charge, another program member, Serge. The problem is not just the huge coincidence that they've hooked up, it's that she's a witness and he's a felon, they cannot stay together.
Continue reading In Plain Sight: To Serge with Love
Posted Feb 13th 2007 12:42AM by Jay Black
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, NBC, OpEd, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
(S01E15) Tim Batale = Matt Albie.
Dave I. Bradey = Very Bad Idea.
I watch TV with the closed captioning on (my mother-in-law is deaf so my wife is used to it and besides, it's helping me learn how to read) so it was fairly easy picking up on the anagram.
What wasn't so easy was figuring out what purpose the Tim Batale plot device actually served...
Continue reading Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip: The Friday Night Slaughter
Posted May 21st 2006 8:57PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: FOX, The Simpsons, Animation
(S17E22)
Buck Mitchell [after causing the Duff blimp to crash]: This is the worst blimp crash ever!
Grandpa: Too soon!
Okay, that exchange cracked me up, as did a few other moments during this episode, such as the television show "Hunch" the family watches in the beginning of the episode which list JD Salinger as a writer in the closing credits. I also liked the "Sexy Marriage Land" song performed by Tabitha Vixx (voiced by Mandy Moore), and Homer becoming indignant towards Marge because she insists on judging him on things he's done, which is so totally unfair.
Continue reading The Simpsons: Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play (finale)
Posted Sep 19th 2005 1:30PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Talent
A lot of people will tell you that Pamela Anderson got where she is today by her boobs alone, but that isn't much of a revelation. It was clearly her body that secured her roles in shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement, but what has always confounded me about her is that she never seemed to desire what I imagine most buxom actresses do, which is to have attention diverted from their chest and garner some legitimate respect for their craft. Okay, maybe describing Pamela's line reading as "craft" is a bit of a stretch, but as I've tuned in and out of her career over the years I can't help but notice how boobcentric it's been, and clearly by her own choice. There's her current show, Stacked, whose title refers directly to Pam's voluptuous frame, and then there was her recent Comedy Central Roast, where she wore a black see-through shirt, no bra, and was, for all intents and purposes, topless. It makes me wonder if maybe the reason she's so busty is because her boobs actually have brains inside them that have made all of her career choices while "Pam" is merely a biological attachment at the mercy of her double-brained Boob Master. The simple answer here seems to be that Pam is just using what she has for the benefit of a public that doesn't expect too much from her. What I find odd is that she doesn't seem to expect much from herself, either.