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• TNT has NBA playoff action all night.
• At 7, CBS has a new 60 Minutes, then new episodes of Big Brother and Cold Case, then an episode of Dexter.
• ABC has two new episodes of Extreme Makeover starting at 7, followed by new episodes of Desperate Housewives and Brothers & Sisters.
• NBC has a new Dateline at 7, then new episodes of Monk and Psych.
• At 8, FOX has new episodes of The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Family Guy.
• There's a new Everybody Hates Chris on The CW at 8, then new episodes of Aliens in America and The Game.
• Nickelodeon has a new Zoey 101 at 8, then a new Dance on Sunset.
• Food Network has a new Challenge at 8.
• At 9, Sci-Fi has the new movie Infected.
• Showtime has a new episode of The Tudors at 9, followed by a new Tracey Ullman's State of the Union.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 12:15am, Cartoon Network has a new Squidbillies.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, CBS has a new 60 Minutes, then new episodes of Big Brother and Cold Case, then an episode of Dexter.
• ABC has a new America's Funniest Home Videos at 7, followed by new episodes of Oprah's Big Give, Desperate Housewives, and Eli Stone.
• NBC has a new Dateline at 7, then episodes of Monk and Psych.
• At 8, FOX has a new Simpsons, followed by a new King of the Hill.
• There's a new Everybody Hates Chris on The CW at 8.
• PBS has a new Nature at 8, then a new Masterpiece.
• Comedy Central has the live Night of Too Many Stars charity event at 8.
• Also at 8: ESPN has the Red Sox/Yankees game.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has a new Dance on Sunset.
• At 9, The CW has a new episode of The Game.
• HBO has a new John Adams at 9.
• Showtime has a new episode of The Tudors at 9, then a new Tracey Ullman's State of the Union.
• National Geographic has the special Human Footprint at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new Dirt.
• Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay at 10.
• At 12:15am, Cartoon Network has a new Squidbillies.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 7, CBS has a new 60 Minutes, then new episodes of Big Brother and Cold Case, then an episode of Dexter.
• NBC has the fifth anniversary Countdown with Keith Olbermann special at 7, followed by a new Dateline.
• At 8, FOX has a new Simpsons, then a new King of the Hill.
• ABC has a new Extreme Makeover at 8, followed by new episodes of Oprah's Big Give and Here Come The Newlyweds.
• There's a new Everybody Hates Chris on The CW at 8.
• Also at 8: Cartoon Network has a new My Gym Partner's A Monkey.
• At 9, PBS has a new Masterpiece.
• HBO has another installment of John Adams at 9.
• The CW has a new episode of The Game at 9.
• Showtime has the season premiere of The Tudors, also at 9.
• At 9:30, FOX has the season (series?) finale of Unhitched.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• FX has a new Dirt at 10.
• At 11:30, Cartoon Network has the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

Check your local TV listings for more.

They're cooking up a new show for Bobby Flay, the Food Network chef who is quickly becoming the boy who just can't say no. The guy is cooking everywhere -- CBS' Early Show, Boy Meets Grill, Throwdown with Bobby Flay and, of course, he's one of the principals on Iron Chef America. And that doesn't include reruns of BBQ with Bobby Flay. But it's clearly not enough.

• At 8, FOX has a new Cops.
• TLC has two new episodes of Flip That House at 8, followed by new episodes of Trading Spaces and Moving Up.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.
• There's a Throwdown with Bobby Flay marathon on Food Network starting at 9.
• BBC America has a new Torchwood at 9.
• Also at 9: Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Naruto, then a new One Piece.
• At 10, CBS has a new 48 Hours Mystery.
• At 11:30, NBC has a new Saturday Night Live, with guests Jonah Hill and Mariah Carey.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.

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• CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and C-SPAN have Election Coverage all night.
• At 8, FOX has a new American Idol, followed by the series premiere of New Amsterdam.
• ABC has a new Just For Laughs at 8.
• NBC has a new, two hour Biggest Loser at 8.
• TCM has Hitchcock's Spellbound at 8.
• At 9, CBS has a new Big Brother, then a new Jericho.
• The CW has a new One Tree Hill at 9.
• Also at 9: Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 9:30, HBO has a new In Treatment.
• At 10, Travel Channel has a new Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

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Remember when you were young and your parents told you things like "cheaters never prosper"? Well, it's true. (All right, not all the time, but at least this time!) As TV Squad reported recently, Chef Robert Irvine, star of Food Network's Dinner: Impossible, has been hoist on his own petard. Now that the truth is out -- that he lied and padded his resume -- the network has dumped him. His fire has been extinguished. Dinner: Impossible will go on, but not with Chef Irvine as chief cook and chef extraordinaire.

Food Network president Brooke Johnson said in a statement, "We appreciate Robert's remorse about his actions, and we can revisit this decision at the end of the production cycle, but for now we will be looking for a replacement host."

• At 8, FOX has two new episodes of Cops, then a new America's Most Wanted.
• Nickelodeon has a new iCarly at 8, followed by a new Naked Brothers Band.
• At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show.
• TLC has a new Trading Spaces at 9.
• Food Network has a new Paula's Party at 9.
• Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Naruto at 9, followed by a new One Piece.
• Also at 9: Sci-Fi has the new movie Living Hell.
• At 10, Food Network has two new episodes of Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 11:30, NBC has the return of Saturday Night Live, with guests Tina Fey and Carrie Underwood.
• At midnight, FOX has a new Talk Show with Spike Feresten.

Check your local TV listings for more.

A day hasn't gone by where we haven't received some sort of tip or email asking us, the TV Squad, how to get on [insert reality show here]. Unfortunately no, Simon Cowell does not work for us, and Donald Trump isn't my BFF, so we really can't help all that much.

The folks at RealityWanted.com often send us a list of new and existing reality shows that are looking for new, er, talent, and they've given us permission to make mention of them here. We'll try to make this a regular feature as often as we get a new list.

This time we have Million Dollar Password, Dress My Nest, Grill It!, Divorce Court, Whose Wedding is it Anyway? and several new shows.

• At 7, CBS has a new 60 Minutes, then a new Shark and the movie The Russell Girl.
• ABC has a new America's Funniest Home Videos at 7, then a new, two hour Extreme Makeover.
• NBC has Figure Skating at 7, then Guinness World Records: Top 100.
• At 8, FOX has a new Simpsons.
• The CW has a new Life is Wild at 8.
• TNT and TBS have The Screen Actor's Guild Awards at 8.
• At 9, PBS has a new Masterpiece.
• ESPN has coverage of the Winter X Games at 9.
• HBO has a new episode of The Wire at 9, followed by a new Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam.
• Also at 9: Showtime has a new The L Word.
• At 9:30, FOX has a new American Dad.
• At 10, Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 11:45, Cartoon Network has a new Aqua Teen Hunger Force, followed by new episodes of Squidbillies and Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has a new Cavemen, then new episodes of Carpoolers, Dancing with the Stars, and Boston Legal.
• CBS has a new NCIS, followed by new episodes of The Unit and Cane.
• FOX has new episodes of Bones and House.
• NBC has a new Singing Bee at 8, then new episodes of The Biggest Loser and Law and Order: SVU.
• There's a new Beauty and the Geek on The CW at 8, followed by a new Reaper.
• ABC Family has a new Lincoln Heights at 8.
• AMC's Monsterfest has The Frighteners at 8, then Hellraiser.
• At 9, PBS has a new Frontline.
• CNN has the special Planet in Peril at 9.
• Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs special at 9, with best of clips, bloopers, and more.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 9, then a new Criss Angel Mindfreak.
• Also at 9: Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 10, FX has the season finale of Damages.
• TLC has a new L.A. Ink at 10.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Two Dudes Catering.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has a new Caveman, followed by new episodes of Carpoolers, Dancing with the Stars, and Boston Legal.
• CBS has a new NCIS at 8, followed by new episodes of The Unit and Cane.
• FOX has new episodes of Bones and House.
• There's a new Singing Bee on NBC at 8, then new episodes of The Biggest Loser and Law and Order: SVU.
• The CW has a new Beauty and the Geek, followed by a new episode of The Reaper.
• PBS has a new Nova at 8, then a new P.O.V.
• HBO has another installment of their miniseries The Five at 8.
• Also at 8: ESPN has two new eps of The World Series of Poker.
• At 9, Bravo has two new eps of Queer Eye.
• At 9:30, Food Network has a new Have Fork, Will travel, followed by a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 10, FX has a new Damages.
• TLC has a new Miami Ink at 10.
• Sci-Fi has a new ECW at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

The new season really kicks into gear starting tonight...

• At 7, CBS has the 40th season premiere of 60 Minutes, followed by a new Power of 10 and the season premieres of Cold Case and Shark.
• NBC has a new Football Night In America at 7, then the Cowboys/Bears game.
• The series premiere of The CW Now airs on the The CW at 7, followed by the series premiere of Online Nation.
• At 8, PBS has the premiere Ken Burns miniseries The War.
• FOX has the season premiere of The Simpsons at 8 (or after football), then the season premieres of King of the Hill and Family Guy.
• Nick has a new Zoey 101 at 8, then a new Unfabulous.
• Also at 8: TCM has the original War of the Worlds, then the original Time Machine.
• At 9, ABC has clip shows for Desperate Housewives and Brothers & Sisters.
• There's a new Side Order of Life on Lifetime at 9.
• VH-1 has a new Rock of Love at 9, then new eps of The Pick Up Artist and Hogan Knows Best.
• HBO has a new Tell Me You Love Me at 9, then a new Curb Your Enthusiasm.
• At 11, IFC has the season finales of The Business and The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• FOX has the Teen Choice Awards at 8.
• NBC has preseason football at 8, the Eagles vs. the Steelers.
• Discovery has two new episodes of Blue Planet at 8.
• Lifetime has a new State of Mind at 8, then new episodes of Side Order of Life and Army Wives.
• At 8:30, Nickelodeon has something called the Let's Just Play Go Healthy Challenge.
• At 9, History Channel has a new Ice Road Truckers.
• HGTV has a new Design Star at 9, then new episodes of Living with Ed and My First Place.
• HBO has a new Big Love at 10, then new episodes of Entourage and Flight of the Conchords.
• At 9:30, A&E has a new Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, followed by a new Two Coreys.
• At 10, CNBC has Against the Tide: The Battle For New Orleans.
• Comedy Central has a new Mind of Mencia at 10.
• MTV has the season finale of Making The Band at 10.
• There's a new Kill Point on Spike at 10.
• Also at 10: Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay.
• At 10:15, TCM has Ace in the Hole, with Kirk Douglas.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• NBC has preseason football at 8, the Giants vs. the Ravens.
• Discovery has two new episodes of Blue Planet at 8.
• Lifetime has a new State of Mind at 8, then a new Side Order Of Life.
• TNT has a new, two-hour episode of The Company at 8.
• ESPN2 has the Little League World Series at 8.
• Also at 8: Food Network has a new Challenge.
• At 9, Spike has a new episode of The Kill Point.
• There's a new 4400 on USA at 9, then a new Dead Zone.
• A&E has a new Gene Simmons' Family Jewels at 9, then two new episodes of The Two Coreys.
• HGTV has a new Design Star at 9.
• At 9:30, Cartoon Network has a new Naruto.
• At 10, the History Channel has a new Ice Road Truckers.
• Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay at 10.
• Comedy Central has a new Mind of Mencia at 10, then a new American Body Shop.
• HBO has a new Big Love at 10, then new episodes of Entourage and Flight of the Conchords.

Check your local TV listings for more.