birthday-related stories
Posted Nov 5th 2009 10:32AM by Allison Waldman
Filed under: OpEd, Celebrities, Reality-Free

There's something sweet about birthday reunion celebration, and on Friday, November 13 -- defying all superstitions about Friday the 13th --
The People's Court will honor the original judge, Judge Wapner, on the show. Judge Marilyn Milian will move aside and the distinguished, no-nonsense Wapner will pick up the gavel one more time. Will Dustin Hoffman make a guest appearance? Gosh, I hope so.
Actually, it's Judge Wapner 90th birthday and he's getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (on November 12), so it just seemed appropriate to bring it full circle.
Continue reading Judge Wapner returning to The People's Court... for a day
Posted Jun 25th 2008 2:30PM by Debra McDuffee
Filed under: OpEd, Retro Squad, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, TV Squad Lists, Reality-Free
Yesterday, we delved into
seasons one through four of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's birthday episodes. Let's just say you really, really don't want to celebrate Buffy's birthday with her, as catastrophe, drama, and heartache are always center stage.
Season Five, episode 13, "Blood Ties"Buffy's 20th birthday goes no better than the previous ones. "Blood Ties" is all about how Buffy and Dawn share the same blood, "Summers blood," even though Dawn was created by monks to be The Key. Yes, it was a somewhat syrupy solution to Dawn's incessant whining in this episode, but it is so important for the resolution to the season, and the defeat of Glory, the Big Bad (Buffy can die instead of Dawn to save the world. Again.).
Continue reading Buffy's not-so-happy birthdays (part two)
Posted Jun 24th 2008 3:06PM by Debra McDuffee
Filed under: OpEd, Video, Retro Squad, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, TV Squad Lists, Reality-Free
Poor
Buffy. You'd think that with a life-threatening job like Vampire Slayer, she'd at least get a break once a year, on her birthday. No such luck for Buffy, but great luck for the viewers; we get really meaningful episodes, with significance to both the story arc and insight to the characters' motivations. Buffy's birthday episodes have been some of the strongest of the series.
Season OneThese is no birthday episode in season one, since the series began as a mid-season replacement.
Season Two, episode 13, "Surprise"In this episode, the Scooby Gang throws a surprise party for Buffy, but that is only one minor surprise in an episode filled with significant surprises. We learn that
Jenny Calendar is actually "Janna of the Kalderash Gypsies" and that her people were the ones who cursed Angel's soul. Oz gets his surprise when he finds out that vampires are real and that Buffy is the Slayer.
Continue reading Buffy's not-so-happy birthdays (part one) - VIDEO
Posted Jul 22nd 2007 3:06PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Late Night, OpEd, The Simpsons, Video, Web
Albert Brooks turns 60 today.
Brooks is mostly known for his films (Defending Your Life, Modern Romance), but he was also a favorite guest of folks like Carson and Letterman back in the '80s. He never quite gained the notoriety of some of his contemporaries, but his reputation as a "comedian's comedian" and a little something called "actual talent" has kept him out of obscurity -- and deservedly so, because he's one of the smartest and funniest people working today, even if he is a few steps outside the limelight.
Younger folks know him best for his various guest roles on The Simpsons, one of which I've posted below along with an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman (in two parts).
Continue reading Happy birthday, Albert Brooks - VIDEO
Posted Apr 12th 2007 10:20AM by Joel Keller
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, Late Night, TV Royalty, OpEd, Watercooler Talk, Celebrities, Talk Show

Remember back in those heady days of the early- to mid-eighties, when David Letterman was considered to be the young, hip alternative to Johnny Carson? You remember... while Johnny was doing his 4,132nd Carnac sketch and putting on daring musical acts like Paul Anka, Dave was conducting elevator races, tossing watermelons off roofs, showing
Jerry Lawler slap Andy Kaufman, and putting on bands
like the Talking Heads.
Well, hold on to your bongs, Baby Boomers, and grab on to that flannel, Gen Xers: Letterman turns 60 today.
Yikes.
Continue reading David Letterman turns 60 today: yet another sign that I'm getting old
Posted Nov 29th 2006 11:44AM by Annie Wu
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, Cable, Late Night, OpEd, The Daily Show, Comedy Central

Happy 44th birthday, Jon! As if tumbling into his mid-forties wasn't already stressful enough, Jon was reminded of his continued journey into seniority when an audience member informed him that it was her birthday as well... her 18th birthday. Aww, poor Jonny Stew is feeling the pressures of time. Well, for what it's worth, I think he still looks great.
Maybe he was still kind of feeling weird about getting old or he felt nervous about the night's guest, but Jon seemed really giggly. The first ten minutes of the show just felt odd.
Continue reading The Daily Show: November 28, 2006
Posted Jul 26th 2006 8:20PM by Michael Sciannamea
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, OpEd, Retro Squad, The Prisoner
(S01E09) This particular episode is excellent at playing with your emotions. You already have a good idea of what is going to happen at the end, but you still somehow continue to root for Number 6 to successfully escape from The Village and get back to his normal life.
Continue reading The Prisoner: Many Happy Returns
Posted Mar 31st 2006 12:47PM by Michael Sciannamea
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, NBC, OpEd, The Office
You know, I'm getting sick of this. After every episode of The Office, I usually
say that this one was the best one yet. At some point, you can't get any better, right?
Wrong! Last night's
episode, which focused on Michael's birthday "celebration" at the office, was simply the best one yet. It was
so brilliant and so right on that I can't give it any higher praise. If this show doesn't win an Emmy, then the voters
should be arrested and deported.
How great/sad was it to see Michael describe some of his past birthdays,
especially the one when he was 7 years old and his mother got a pony for his party which he couldn't ride because he
got a rash? Even though Michael does his very best to come across as a visionary business leader, he still is at heart
a very sensitive guy who has vulnerabilities just like everyone else. In addition, he so desperately wants approval
from his staff, although his attempts to get people to acknowledge his birthday with any enthusiasm prove wanting, to
say the least.
Continue reading The Office: Michael's Birthday
Posted Mar 10th 2006 2:58PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Site Announcements, Contests and Giveaways

Yes, that's right -- today marks the
first birthday of baby TV
Squad! Wow, it seems like only yesterday. Actually, no it doesn't -- dang, it's only been
a year?!In honor of this momentious occasion, we want gifts, dangnabbit! We want you to create your own television network
and list what currently existing shows you'd put on that network during prime-time (8pm - 11pm), Sunday through
Saturday. The shows can be from any of the networks -- mix and match amongst them all. Make sure you choose a great
name for your network, too.
Don't worry, we'll give you something in return. Comments to this post will
close next Tuesday, March 14, at which time we will choose the best three lineups you've created. First prize will be
a
$200 gift certificate to Amazon.com, while 2nd and 3rd place will get one of our snazzy TV Squad
T-Shirts.
So, what are you waiting for? Let's see what you've got!
Posted Feb 22nd 2006 5:24PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Animation
If you believe James Stuart Blackton's 1906 short "Humorous Phases of Funny
Faces" to be the first use of animation ever (and many do), then that means the artform hits the century mark
in April of this year. Jerry over at Cartoon Brew
mentions that, like Jazz, animation is a wholly American creation. He left out comic strips, but what can you do? In honor of Animation's birthday,
I would now like to list every animated thing ever. Let's see, there's Cap'n Crunch; Speedy Gonzales; Mickey Mouse; Bugs
Bunny; um, that tiny little ball that helps you sing along to songs... well, I'll finish the list later. In the
meantime, let us raise a glass to this awesome artform. Cheers.
Posted Aug 18th 2005 9:01AM by Annie Wu
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Cable, OpEd

Well, MTV's new season of
My Super Sweet 16 has just kicked off with yet another obnoxiously spoiled teenager. Okay, we get it: these kids live a more luxurious life than the average American. But does that really entitle them to behave like airheaded, bitchy morons? It's no wonder that society now acts like there's no moral fiber, virtue,
anything left in today's youth... After all, popular culture is plagued with pre-teen idiots. Just about every episode features some brat screeching at his or her (usually her) parents and results in me snarling at the TV, "If you say 'whatever' one more time..." followed by some angry flailing.
Is this horrible behavior simply in the name of "love to hate" entertainment or is it a real negative influence on today's youth (I know pre-teens that worship and live by this show)? All of these kids make me sick... especially after I remind myself they're barely younger than me and are already so corrupted. And yet... I can't flip the channel. I've got to admit, all complaining aside, idiocy makes some good TV. Damn guilty pleasure television. Honestly, at this point, I'm not sure if I'm recommending or bashing this show nor am I sure if I love it or hate it. I suppose it's something you have to see for yourself so you can happily complain about it later.