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Posted Mar 13th 2008 8:35AM by Kristin Sample
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Reviewcaps, Episode Reviews
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S09E14) I just need to take a moment to say, "I called it!" I knew from the very beginning when Sheila, during the first HOH competition, sat on Adam's lap and rubbed her boobs in his face. I knew that she didn't hate him. And I knew that while he thought she was annoying, he kind of liked her too. Some of you even pointed this out in your comments. And now, my
BB friends, we have the confirmation. Adam gave Sheila $10,000 during the PoV competition on Tuesday night.
The funny thing is...well, there's two funny things. First, Adam has no job (except he doesn't know that yet). So, 10K probably would have come in handy. Second, Ryan took away Sheila's money when he won the Power of Veto. Okay, now I'm done and I can do the recap.
Continue reading Big Brother: Eviction #4 and HOH #5
Posted Jul 20th 2007 1:30AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E07) Somewhere along the way,
Big Brother's Julie Chen got stuck with the nickname "
Chenbot".
I figured the term of endearment came from her steely cold gaze, her stoic, apathetic delivery, or maybe even those stiff, robotic movements she performs that make bronze sculptures absolutely limber by comparison.
Turns out I missed the most obvious reason. She's actually a robot running on Windows ME.
During tonight's HOH Competition, there was a sequence where the Chenbot ran out of RAM. She was stuck there motionless for a noticeable period of time, yet she was still talking to the contestants.
A swift change of cameras by a quick thinking producer and a ctrl + alt + delete later - she was good as new. Video proof after the jump.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Episode 7
Posted Jul 18th 2007 12:28AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E06) I know Amber's formal title is "Cocktail Waitress", but I'm thinking about writing the producers of
Big Brother and seeing if we can't get that permanently changed to "Professional Crying Champion of the Universe."
I mean, seriously, have we made it through a single episode without her showcasing the puffy, reddened, "someone just kicked my puppy off of a bridge" face?
I'm surprised she doesn't walk around the house in a constant state of dehydration considering she loses about a quarter of her body weight in water each day through her overextended tear ducts.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Episode 6
Posted Jul 16th 2007 12:20AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E05) In the screen capture above, it'd be easy to think Dick is being censored by
Big Brother as he spits out an acerbic tirade filled with F-bombs. That's not the case. Dick actually just chewed off his own tongue in disgust because he bleeping bleeps the bleep out of Jen.
Okay, he didn't really chew off his tongue, but after this episode it's not hard to imagine that Jen could really set off that kind of rage inside the evil one.
Need proof? Here's a sampling of some of the pleasant things Dick had to say about Jen this week. Parents may not want to let the kiddies follow the jump...
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Episode 5
Posted Jul 13th 2007 12:32AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E04) Carol, the walking Ambien prescription, always seemed like a strange candidate to be on a reality show. Especially a show like
Big Brother that is so dependent on interesting personalities to keep the viewing audience engaged
Four full episodes have aired, and I can't think of a single memorable thing she did the entire time she was there. I've seen cloud formations that have captured my attention more effectively, and that's taking into account the fact that Carol was one of the more attractive girls in the house.
I can't think of a single time she showed any real passion for being on the show, and her attempts at campaigning to not be voted off seemed halfhearted at best.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Episode 4
Posted Jul 11th 2007 12:32AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E03) I think Jen conveniently forgot the letters "ly Insane" from her shirt on the screen capture above. We're barely three episodes into the season and she's already registering off the charts on a scale from 1 to crazy.
She must have thought her psychotic breakdown regarding her ugly photo wasn't enough. She decided to completely outdo herself tonight with the "Nick tried to kiss me, but I wouldn't let him" debacle.
This was cringe inducing television at its finest people. To be caught in a lie is awkward enough. To be caught in a lie while millions of people are watching you on national television? That would seriously make me consider taking a few shots of lemon scented Ammonia.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Episode 3
Posted Jul 8th 2007 11:40PM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E02) Let's talk about this America's Player thing for a moment. While I find it to be a pretty interesting concept, I wasn't entirely sure how well it would be executed.
Tonight we got an idea when the Chenbot revealed that the viewing audience would pick which contestant Eric would reveal a fictitious sob story to.
I'm not impressed. In fact, I think we're off to a pretty lame start.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Episode 2
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