(S01E02) "Sometimes I get paid to do the things I've always wanted to do." -- Belle Like have sex with old Scottish men who have a penchant for horses? No, wait, that was last week. This week Belle went to an exclusive adult party (think Eyes Wide Shut, but not as creepy) and meet her favorite author. She also got to wear a black wig (think Chicago) and some feathers around her neck (think Big Bird).
Check out my review of Secret Diary of a Call Girl after the jump. I promise, no more references.














