beer commercial-related stories
Posted Aug 20th 2009 1:02PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: OpEd, Video, Commercials, Celebrities, Reality-Free

Look, I think that Eva Longoria Parker is hot just like every other guy, but I think she's completely out of line in the new Heineken ad (after the jump).
Two guys get an upgrade to courtside seats, and when they sit down, they're given two Heineken Light beers by the server. Immediately, Longoria Parker, sitting next to them, asks if she can have one of the beers.
Continue reading Why can't Eva Longoria Parker get her own damn Heineken?
Posted Feb 4th 2007 6:42PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Sports, CBS, Commercials, Super Bowl
Two guys fighting over the last Bud Light at a cookout. They decide to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets it. Guy on the left throws paper, guy on the right throws a rock. He really throws a rock, and knocks the other guy out and takes the last Bud Light. One of the other partygoers calls the police and the guy is arrested for assault.
OK, that last part I made up. Funny commercial I guess, though I really don't know if Bud Light is worth getting violent over. Sam Adams? Definitely.