
Maybe Barry Bonds had the song, "Opposites
Attract" in his head when he decided to dress up like Paula Abdul for a recent publicity stunt. If anything, Barry
Bonds is the Simon Cowell of baseball.
Why was Barry Bonds all dressed up like Paula Abdul, you ask? He was
judging a mock singing contest for a charity event in Arizona. Nobody expected Bonds to dress in drag, so he got quite
a response from fans and his teammates.
Said Bonds, "I'll never tell my wife to hurry up anymore,
because it took me forever to get ready. I couldn't get the hair right."
I think he looks more like
Star Jones.

By next fall, the Olympics will be long gone. But, NBC
wants to remind you of the games by putting one athlete on
The Apprentice. Which one? You get to choose.
Online voting begins today, coincidentally, so do the Olympics, and ends on February
26, coinciding with closing ceremonies. The winning Olympian will join the other candidates
in Los Angeles when shooting begins on
season six of
The Apprentice. I'm guessing that whichever team gets the Olympian will exploit him or her to
the max until Trump fires the athlete. The
press
release that announces the cross-promotion doesn't mention any of the athletes' business experience. No matter.
The Apprentice stopped being about business in season two, didn't it?
The list of candidates is after the jump: