TVSquad

• ESPN has the NBA Draft all night.
• At 8, NBC has a new, two hour Last Comic Standing, then a new Fear Itself.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? at 8, followed by a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• More George Carlin on HBO2 starting at 8: What Am I Doin' In New Jersey?, Doin' It Again, Jammin' in New York, Back in Town, You Are All Diseased, and It's Bad For Ya.
• At 9, TBS has a new Bill Engvall Show, then a new My Boys.
• There's a new American Chopper on TLC at 9.
• HGTV has a new Rate My Space at 9.
• At 10, CBS has a new Swingtown.
• ABC has the premiere of Hopkins at 10.
• History Channel has a new Surviving History at 10.
• Spike has a new TNA Impact at 10.
• Also at 10: Bravo has a new My Life on the D-List.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?, followed by a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• TLC has a new Overhaulin' at 8, then a new American Chopper.
• At 8:30, NBC has a new Last Comic Standing, then a new Fear Itself.
• At 9, TBS has a new Bill Engvall Show, followed by a new My Boys.
• At 10, CBS has a new Swingtown.
• There's a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List at 10 on Bravo.
• Showtime has a new Penn & Teller's Bullshit at 10.
• Also at 10: Sundance Channel has a new Live From Abbey Road, with Mary J. Blige, James Blunt, and Dashboard Confessional.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911.

Check your local TV listings for more.

TLC has a new competition series called Master of Dance (worst title ever). The show will test dancers' skills by changing the song mid-performance to measure the breadth of their repertoire and the level of their creativity. This sounds a little too much like Freezedance but for prize money. The grand prise is $50,000 to be exact.

Joey Lawrence will host and there will be three judges: Lucinda Dickey (Solid Gold, Breakin'), Tyce Diorio (choreographer on So You Think You Can Dance), and Loni Love (comedienne voted one of Comedy Central's Top 20 Comics to Watch in 2008).

(S03E16) "This is what someone told me reading a book is like." - Randy Hickey

I really can't decide if the writers for Earl are geniuses or drunks. Right when people start to complain that the show is getting stale they take it in a new direction that no one could see coming and yet is perfectly believable.

A big part of why I love this show is seeing the flashbacks where Earl was a complete reprobate. Even better is seeing Randy as the same kind of reprobate and yet just as simple. Joy, of course, remains exactly the same, no matter where or when she is, even if she's only in Earl's imagination.

• At 8, CBS has a new Survivor.
• There's a new Smallville on The CW at 8, then a new Reaper.
• FOX has new episodes of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader and Don't Forget The Lyrics.
• TCM has The Lady Vanishes at 8.
• Also at 8: BBC America has a new Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares Revisited.
• At 8:30, Cartoon Network has a new Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, followed by a new George of the Jungle.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, then a new Eli Stone.
• NBC has a new Celebrity Apprentice at 9, followed by a new Lipstick Jungle.
• HGTV has a new Divine Design at 9.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• At 9:30, HBO has a new In Treatment.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Survivor.
• FOX has a new American Idol at 8, followed by a new Don't Forget The Lyrics.
• Also at 8: BBC America has a new Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
• At 8:30, HGTV has a new Carter Can, followed by a new Divine Design.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, then a new Eli Stone.
• NBC has a new Celebrity Apprentice at 9, then a new Lipstick Jungle.
• There's a new Great Performances on PBS at 9.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• At 9:30, Fox Movie Channel has a new Life After Film School, featuring Doug Liman.
• HBO has a new In Treatment at 9:30.

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• At 8, CBS has a new Survivor.
• NBC has new episodes of Deal Or No Deal, Celebrity Apprentice, and Lipstick Jungle.
• FOX has the NAACP Image Awards at 8.
• The CW has a new Smallville at 8, followed by a new Supernatural.
• Also at 8: BBC America has a new Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, then a new Eli Stone.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• At 9:30, HBO has a new In Treatment.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has the season premiere of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites.
• NBC has a new Deal Or No Deal at 8, then new episodes of Celebrity Apprentice and Lipstick Jungle.
• FOX has new episodes of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? and Don't Forget The Lyrics.
• The CW has a new Smallville at 8, then a new Supernatural.
• G4 has a new X-Play at 8
• Also at 8: TCM has 2001: A Space Odyssey.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, followed by a new Eli Stone.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• At 9:30, HBO has a new In Treatment.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes.

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• At 8, ABC has a new Ugly Betty.
• NBC has a new Chuck at 8, then a new Celebrity Apprentice and another new episode of Chuck.
• FOX has a new, two hour Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader at 8.
• At 8:30, HGTV has a new Carter Can.
• At 9, ESPN has the Winter X Games.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Also at 9: MSNBC has a Republican Debate from Florida.
• At 10, ABC has a new Big Shots.
• VH-1 has a new Celebrity Rehab at 10.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes.

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• VH-1 has a Hogan Knows Best marathon all night.
• TLC has an American Chopper marathon all night.
• At 8, ESPN has The Pacific Life Holiday Bowl.
• At 8:30, HGTV has a new Carter Can.
• At 9, The CW has The 9th Annual Family Television Awards.
• At 9:30, Fine Living has a new episode of The Heat with Mark McEwan.
• At 10, AMC repeats the season finale of Mad Men. followed by a behind the scenes look at the new series Breaking Bad.
• Spike has a new TNA Impact! at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• FOX has a new Don't Forget The Lyrics at 8, then a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• TLC has a new American Hot Rod at 8, then new episodes of American Chopper and Hard Shine.
• Food Network has a new The Secret Life Of... at 8, featuring "Hollywood Eats."
• Also at 8: BBC America has a new Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
• At 8:30, Bravo has a new Hey Paula.
• At 9, Food Network has the finale of The Next Food Network Star.
• Sci-Fi has the season premiere of Who Wants To Be A Superhero at 9, then the series premiere of Mind Control With Derren Brown.
• CNBC has the new special American Greed at 9.
• At 10, AMC has a new Mad Men.
• There's a new Burn Notice on USA at 10.
• Sundance Channel has a new Live From Abbey Road at 10, with LeeAnn Rimes and Dr. John.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader at 8, followed by new episodes of Don't Forget The Lyrics and So You Think You Can Dance.
• TLC has a new American Hot Rod at 8, then new episodes of American Chopper and Hard Shine.
• At 9, History Channel has a new Boneyard.
• VH-1 has a new World Series of Pop Culture at 9.
• At 10, NBC has Victoria Beckham: Coming To America. Not sure if this is the same show that aired a few nights ago or a new episode. Then again, I don't really care.
• There's a new Burn Notice on USA at 10.
• AMC has the series premiere of Mad Men at 10.
• Also at 10: Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes.
• At 10:30, BBC America has a new Hollyoaks.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Big Brother.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader at 8, then new episodes of Don't Forget The Lyrics and So You Think You Can Dance.
• TLC has a new American Hot Rod at 8, followed by a new American Chopper.
• At 9, VH1 has a new World Series of Pop Culture.
• At 10, USA has a new Burn Notice.
• There's a new Hey Paula on Bravo at 10.
• Also at 10: Sundance has a new Live From Abbey Road, with Iron Maiden, Gipsy Kings, and Natasha Bedingfield.
• At 10:30, Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, CBS has a new Pirate Master.
• ABC has the special Fast Cars & Superstars at 8, followed by the Cavaliers/Spurs game.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? at 8, then a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• TBS has four excellent episodes of Friends starting at 8, including the one where Ross dates the girl with the messy apartment and Chandler falls for Joey's girlfriend.
• At 9, TLC has a new American Chopper.
• USA has a new episode of The Starter Wife at 9.
• At 9:30, HBO2 has a making-of special about John From Cincinnati, then the movie Brick.
• At 9:45, HBO has a first look at Evan Almighty.
• At 10, NBC has a new Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
• There's a new Ultimate Fighter on Spike at 10.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Showbiz Show with David Spade.

Check your local TV listings for more.

• At 8, ABC has the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
• CBS has the premiere of Pirate Master at 8.
• FOX has a new Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? and a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• Four more great Friends episodes at 8 on TBS.
• TCM has two hostage dramas starting at 8: The Desperate Hours, with Humphery Bogart, and The Night Holds Terror, with Jack Kelly.
• At 9, USA has the premiere of the mini-series The Starter Wife.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• HBO Zone has the high school noir drama Brick at 9.
• At 10, NBC has a new Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
• Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay at 10.
• Also at 10: Spike has a new Ultimate Fighter.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Showbiz Show with David Spade.

Check your local TV listings for more.