TVSquad

• Discovery has a marathon of new episodes of Wild Pacific all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new, two-hour episode of The Bachelorette, followed by the season finale of Here Come The Newlyweds.
• NBC has a new Great American Road Trip at 8.
• ESPN has the 2009 Home Run Derby at 8.
• At 8:30, Disney XD has a new Zeke & Luther, then a new Aaron Stone.
• At 9, PBS has a new History Detectives.
• USA has a new Monday Night RAW at 9.
• There's a new episode of The Closer on TNT at 9, then a new Raising the Bar.
• At 10, NBC has a new Dateline.
• Bravo has a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List at 10.
• TLC has a new Cake Boss at 10.
• Spike has a new 4th and Long at 10.
• Showtime has a new Weeds at 10, followed by a new Nurse Jackie.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.

Don't worry, Disney isn't recruiting them for some kind of army that will, dare I say it, rule the world. No, the mega-media conglomerate wants them, especially the 'them' that are between the ages of 6-14, to tune into their new cable network. Well, not 'new' in the sense that there's currently a blank space where the network will be. More like 'new' in the sense that they are re-branding one of their current properties.

Beginning in February, Toon Disney will morph into the newly named Disney XD. There won't be any High School Musical or Hannah Montana on this Disney network. Instead, this multi-platform brand will feature both live-action and animated fare that appeals to the mud-eating, snot-blowing, rough-and-tumble crowd of boys, tweens and teens. In addition to current Toon Disney fare like Jetix, there will be a number of new shows on XD as well.