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Posted Jun 2nd 2009 3:31PM by Joel Keller
Filed under: News, OpEd, Things I Hate About TV, Watercooler Talk, Reality-Free

I'm sure most of you are glued to your TVs for news of what happened to
Air France flight 447, which disappeared over the Atlantic yesterday while en route from
Buenos Aires Rio to Paris. Not only is any major accident like that a fascinating, newsworthy event, but the added mystery of the plane's disappearance makes the story even more compelling.
Some of you reading this may have friends or family among the 228 people on the flight, which makes this a personal tragedy for a lot of people. But if you listen to the news media, it seems like most of the people who have been potentially lost on the flight aren't such a big deal. After all, "
there were two Americans" on that flight, you see, and, as far as the U.S. media is concerned, their loss is more of a tragedy than the loss of any of the others.
Continue reading Things I Hate About TV: Counting Americans in a tragedy
Posted Feb 5th 2008 4:18PM by Joel Keller
Filed under: Sports, OpEd, Daytime

I love a parade as much as the next guy. I especially love a parade that celebrates a championship for a team that I've been following since 1980. So, I was ready and eager to watch my beloved New York Giants float down New York's "Canyon of Heroes" for the first time ever, a just reward for beating the "perfect" Patriots in Super Bowl XLII.
But, of course I couldn't completely enjoy it. Why? because, no matter what channel I tuned in to (and, here in the New York area, the parade was on every channel), I heard something that made my head rattle and my ear hair stand on end.
It was people. Talking.
Continue reading Things I Hate About TV: Dumb-ass parade patter