Scientology-related stories
Posted Jan 29th 2009 3:05PM by Danny Gallagher
Filed under: The Simpsons, Animation, Reality-Free

I knew the Church of Scientology had a lot of reach in Hollywood to enlist big names like Tom Cruise, Edgar Winter and the guy from
Taxi who keeps popping up on celebrity weight loss and rehab shows.
But now they have either grown too powerful or have completely lost whatever grip they had left on reality, which wasn't a whole hell of a lot to begin with. They have recruited a cartoon character.
Bart Simpson's voice appeared in a phone recording advertising a Scientologist gathering in Hollywood that was clearly voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Of course, the audio found its way to the Internet. 20th Century Fox has been scrambling to pull it off every corner of YouTube ever since Perez Hilton broke the story and Fox made him remove it. You can hear it
here before Fox spoils the fun for the rest of us.
Continue reading Nancy Cartwright is a Scientologist... and so is Bart Simpson
Posted Jul 16th 2008 1:23PM by Kona Gallagher
Filed under: Celebrities, Casting, Eli Stone, Reality-Free

Holy crap. Everybody's favorite Scientology war bride,
Katie Holmes, has apparently used those perfect chompers of hers to gnaw through her ankle shackles and score an acting gig.
Holmes is set to guest star on Eli Stone this fall. Producers are staying mum on any details, but sources say that she is signed up for one episode of the fledgling drama.
Holmes got her big break on TV, playing Joey Potter on the uber-popular teen soap
Dawson's Creek. She also had a few impressive turns in movies, such as
Pieces of April and
Thank You for Smoking before meeting Tom Cruise and taking an extended hiatus from the business.
Holmes also gave up her role in the
Batman franchise before dipping her toe back into acting waters with the critically panned
Mad Money. She is set to film her episode later this month and then spread her wings further by traveling to New York to star in a revival of Arthur Miller's play,
All My Sons.
Continue reading Katie Holmes to guest on Eli Stone
Posted Jun 27th 2008 1:41PM by Jay Black
Part Three: Never Retreat! Never Surrender! The lessons started in earnest. First was a philosophy that Robert follows in his own life, but that he felt worked perfectly for those seeking to be on reality TV:
Never Deny, Always Reply, Never Ask Why.
He repeated it several times. I won't do that here. Just, uh, read that sentence a few times and you'll get the point.
Essentially, the point of his philosophy was that you need to be open to all things -- you should never say "no" (
never deny); you should reply to every request made to you, presumably in the affirmative (
always reply), and you should never question the logic of what is being asked of you (
never ask why).
Continue reading The New York Reality TV School (Parts 3 and 4)
Posted Apr 18th 2008 1:20PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: Other Reality Shows

Something tells me this isn't going to happen, but you can be sure plenty of us would tune in if it did.
Over on
Discovery's MythBusters forums -- where fans regularly congregate to discuss previous episodes, disagree with Adam and Jamie's conclusions and offer suggestions for future myth-busting -- someone has made the suggestion that the MB's take on the task of not only obtaining but also fully testing the capabilities of one of Scientology's most exclusive devices: the E-meter.
Continue reading MythBusters fans want to bust the E-reader
Posted May 15th 2007 2:02PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: News, Celebrities, Documentary
A kerfuffle of epic proportions came about when a BBC documentary about Scientology ("Scientology and Me") culminated in a shouting match between Panorama reporter John Sweeney and Scientology spokesperson Tommy Davis in the "Mind Control" section of the Church's "Psychiatry: Industry of Death" exhibit in Los Angeles.
Continue reading Scientology versus the BBC - VIDEO
Posted Jan 25th 2007 10:09AM by Julia Ward
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, Animation, Celebrities, South Park, Comedy Central

Biting the hand that feeds you is a popular sport in Hollywoodland. We all know that Scientologist Isaac Hayes, the voice of
South Park's Chef, parted ways with the show after its Emmy-nominated, Scientology-mocking "Trapped in the Closet" episode aired last year. Hayes was reported as saying that the show had crossed from "satire" to "intolerance," which is apparently what happens when your own belief system is mocked instead of someone else's. Following the controversy, Chef was served an unholy and definitive end in which he was burned, beaten, impaled, shot and quartered by a grizzly bear and a mountain lion. Oh, and he defecated as he expired.
Given this series of cartoon events, why the
New York Post would bother to ask Hayes whether or not he planned on returning to the show is beyond me, but Hayes' answer was clear.
Continue reading Isaac Hayes complains about his South Park days
Posted Dec 23rd 2006 9:32AM by Annie Wu
Filed under: Other Comedy Shows, CBS, Industry, Programming, OpEd, Cancellations

CBS has announced that, after nearly a decade of being on the air,
King of Queens will end after its current season runs out in May. Now that
Will & Grace and
That 70s Show are out of the picture, the program is currently the longest-running sitcom on air
Although the show still experiences some decent success in ratings and only recently got their first Emmy nomination (a nod to star Kevin James, this year), I think it's time to pull the plug. I actually used to find the show relatively enjoyable (compared to similar sitcoms like
According to Jim), but the whole "Check out the fat guy with the hot chick!" thing began to wear thin a few seasons ago.
Ooh! Here's an idea: A wacky sitcom all about a fat wife and her super-hot husband. Haha, I'm just kidding... We've already seen that on
Roseanne, with Roseanne Barr and that smokin' super-fox John Goodman.
Posted Dec 19th 2006 11:34AM by Brett Love
Filed under: NBC, Game Show
(S01E01) The latest in the ever increasing line of game shows is upon us. With Penn Jillette hosting, NBC unveiled
Identity last night. After one episode, the show has a lot going for it. To start, Jillette was a great choice for the host. He's good with the guests, manages to keep the show moving along, and a pretty funny guy. The line of the night came when he said of the shark attack victim, "If she didn't have that top on our ratings would be a lot better."
The game itself is rather simple. The contestant is presented with 12 strangers and a list of twelve identities. For each correct guess they move up the money ladder. Correctly identifying all twelve strangers is a $500,000 payoff. They have one mistaken identity in their pocket, so the first miss is a freebie. But a second miss sends them home with no cash.
To aid them in their quest there are two helper options. With "tridentity" they can pick one of the identities and the field will be narrowed down to three potential correct answers. There is also a panel of experts that includes a body language expert, a psychologist, and an fbi agent.
Continue reading Identity: Premiere
Posted Nov 10th 2006 7:02PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: CBS, News
Scientology fascinates me, and not because I have any desire to be a part of whatever the hell it is. I'm just inexplicably drawn to beliefs and practices I would never personally adhere to because I'm interested in what drives other people, especially if aliens might be involved. The "religion" claims to have ten million followers, and there's obviously something about it that attracts celebrities. Do those Hollywood peeps know something about it we don't, or is it just another trivial and meaningless fad like Kabbalah?
48 Hours recently did a show on Scientology, specifically Jeremy Perkins, a paranoid schizophrenic who stabbed his mother to death. Perkins parents were Scientologists (his mother was a senior auditor at the Church of Scientology in Buffalo, NY) and did not believe in psychiatric treatment. You can watch the episode here. I have not watched it yet myself, but feel free to take a look and share your reflections in the comments.
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Posted Oct 2nd 2006 6:28PM by Michael Canfield
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, OpEd, Nip/Tuck, FX
Nip/Tuck writers are
running a storyline about Scientology. Creator Ryan Murphy says he's curious about it and not just planning to go this way just for the publicity or the controversy. Too late. Anything involving Scientology becomes controversial. This story arc also happens to include Brooke Shields who bore the brunt of Tom Cruise's anti-psychiatry rants during the year of his melt down. Shields plays a doctor
will play a shrink. Just a coincidence says Murphy, who feels Brooks Shields seems "psychiatristy" to him.
It looks like they will be using Scientology pretty extensively, with Kimber and Matt taking long saunas together and "auditing" each other.
Nip/Tuck will explore the way people might use a belief system the way plastic surgery is used, and try to open up a religion that's name and celebrity followers is known, but which keeps a lot of its beliefs and rituals secret. Seems a logical step for the series, Matt is one of the most confused characters in the history of original cable series, always looking for an answer in some new extreme way. Kimber and Christian aren't far behind.
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Posted Aug 20th 2006 2:09PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: FOX, Industry, The Simpsons, Animation, South Park, Comedy Central

There was a lot of talk about the "Trapped in a Closet" episode of
South Park, Tom Cruise's alleged involvement in trying to have it taken off the air, and how it spurred Isaac Hayes to leave the show (or spurred his pals in the Scientology community to convince him to leave, depending on what you read). The episode came back into the limelight when it was
nominated for an Emmy, but alas, it didn't win. Instead, that honor went to
The Simpsons, which won for the episode "
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story." Producer Al Jean did reference the
South Park episode in his acceptance speech, however, joking, "This is what happens when you don't mock Scientology." I'm happy to see
The Simpsons win their ninth Emmy, but between their episode and
South Park's, I have to say
South Park's was much better.
Posted Jul 12th 2006 3:43PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Animation, Celebrities, Comedy Central
South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have had to fight quite a few battles over the last several months, from the "Bloody Mary" episode that upset some Catholics to the two-part "Cartoon Wars" episode that was censored by Comedy Central. The two creators had become so fed up they almost walked after the network pulled the "Trapped in the Closet" episode that skewered both Scientology and its most vocal supporter, Tom Cruise. Rumors were abound as to why the episode was pulled, with some, including Parker and Stone, claiming Cruise himself had a hand in it. Well, whatever reason the network might have had is apparently no longer relevant because the episode will return on July 19. No word on whether those censored images of Muhammad from "Cartoon Wars" will ever be seen, though. Of course, you could always just watch the opening credits for that.
Posted May 4th 2006 5:35PM by Adam Finley
Filed under: Celebrities
Let me preface this post by saying that I know next to nothing about
the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project, other than the fact that it has been stirring up controversy due to
what many, including chief medical officer Dr. Kerry Kelly of the FDNY, say are dubious medical claims. Oh
yeah, and it has origins in Scientology, which is always great fuel for controversy. One person who does seem to like
the idea, however, is Janeanne Garafolo, who has been catching some flak lately from fans of her Air America radio
show, "The Majority Report," where her praise of the controversial method has been likened by some to an
infomercial. It seems that even her most diehard fans aren't too happy with Garafalo on this one. For more detailed
information, check out this
post by Rick Ross over on his Cult News blog.
Posted Apr 28th 2006 12:34PM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Celebrities

Katie Holmes is reportedly
changing her name to just 'Kate'. That's the name that Tom Cruise has been calling her since he jumped on Oprah's
couch, oh, about a year ago. Cruise explained the change in
Teen Hollywood, saying, "Katie is a young girl's
name. Her name is Kate now that she's a child-bearing woman." Well, she may go by 'Kate' now but her big, toothy
grin will always say 'Katie' (or maybe 'Joey' from
Dawson's Creek) to me.
Conan O'Brien had a great
one-liner about her name change last night: "Next week she's going to dye her hair blonde and join the witness
protection program."
Posted Apr 17th 2006 8:08AM by Anna Johns
Filed under: Cable, OpEd, Animation, Celebrities, South Park

In
an interview with Diane Sawyer that aired on
Friday night, Tom Cruise denied
reports that he pressured
Comedy Central to pull the
South Park episode where he is in the closet. He told Sawyer that he was too busy
filming
Mission Impossible: III to worry about trivial matters like the repeat of
South Park. Tom
told Sawyer, "I don't spend my days going, 'What are people saying about me?'" Yeah, he pays people to do
that.
So. Why did Comedy Central pull the episode?
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