S05E06-related stories
Posted May 12th 2009 10:59PM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, Rescue Me, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free

(S05E06) "The Vietnam vet in the corner? I mean, what'd he say? He drank 12 Budweisers and three fifths in two hours with one arm? I mean, that's hall of fame shit. That guy should still be out there drinking." -Tommy
You know what else is hall of fame shit? This episode of Rescue Me. It took 57 episodes to get to this point, but 9/11 has finally become the first, last, and only focus of the show. Sure, there are still some sub-plots weaved in and out of the main narrative, but it all comes back to 9/11. It's funny, it's sad, it's depressing, and just like Tommy's AA meetings, it kind of makes you want a drink. Or seven.
Continue reading Rescue Me: Perspective
Posted Feb 19th 2009 7:59AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, Lost, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free, Episode Recaps
(S05E06) "We're not going to Guam, are we?" - Lapidus
Whether you've been prepared for it or not, Lost is becoming a very different show. I'm not bringing that up as a negative. I'm not bringing it up as a positive either. This is just the natural progression of what has become the most densely written sci-fi drama ever. Eventually, we were going to reach a point that just seemed utterly ridiculous even by Lost's standards.
Let me put it this way - for as far-fetched a show as Lost is (that isn't a bad thing), I've never really felt like I had to suspend my disbelief to buy into it. With this episode, I did.
Continue reading Lost: 316
Posted Oct 31st 2008 8:24AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, Grey's Anatomy, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free

(S05E06) "I am so gay." - Hahn
As much as I've been annoyed with how the Hahn/Callie courtship has gone thus far, I have to say - I think they won me over here. To see Hahn cry and blubber about how she's finally discovered herself, I couldn't help but feel bad for her. Granted she flipped the bitch-switch back on at the hospital, but you can't really blame her for that. She's gay. Callie's bi. And Major Owen Hunt likes to stab live pigs.
Continue reading Grey's Anatomy: Life During Wartime
Posted Mar 3rd 2008 11:59AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, Animation, Adult Swim, Episode Reviews

(S05E06) "The flames are tickling your buttocks!" - Shake
Frylock's eyes. Who knew they could become the basis for a whole episode? Heck, I didn't even realize that he wore contact lenses. I thought his eyes just launched laser canons naturally. I mean, he is a talking carton of french fries so I figure anything is possible. But leave it to Shake and his megalomaniacal delusions (remember The Drizzle?) to steal his good friend's "laser lenses."
Continue reading Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Laser Lenses
Posted Feb 19th 2008 1:14PM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, Animation, Adult Swim, Episode Reviews

(S05E05) "I shook it! Only processed meat makes that sound!" - Shake
Blame the President's Day holiday weekend, but I completely forgot about Aqua Teeen Hunger Force on Sunday night. If anything, it was a pleasant surprise when the lightbulb went off in my head this morning and I realized I had something funny to watch. Then... I watched it. Not so funny. To be honest, I thought this episode jumped around a lot. It actually felt more like a few different elements that got folded together to make one big mess.
Continue reading Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Hoppy Bunny
Posted Feb 10th 2008 10:02PM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, The Wire, Episode Reviews

(S05E06) "If you have a problem with this, I understand completely." - Freamon
I thought the theme of this season was supposed to be newspapers and the media? Maybe it's just me, but more than any other season of The Wire, this one seems to be focusing the least on its stated theme. Other than the steady story of Scott "worst journalist ever" Templeton, we really don't see The Sun as much as I'd like. I love Gus Haynes. He's a great character and I hope that the final four episodes take a little more time to dig deeper into his role.
That being said, I realize this is the final season and I'm hugely appreciative that any and all plots (new and old) are being addressed. Most shows don't take the time to wrap everything up properly. Remember the final season of Alias? What a mess. I just think things could be a bit more evenly balanced.
Continue reading The Wire: The Dickensian Aspect
Posted Dec 5th 2007 7:44AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: OpEd, Nip/Tuck, Episode Reviews

(S05E06) "These people are crazy. The only reason I moved out here was because they threw a bunch of money at me. And... the golfing opportunities." - Nurse Linda
What a great episode! It was different, unique for this show, and was clearly a challenge to shoot and edit so that the "reality" look and feel were achieved. It certainly wasn't the best episode of Nip/Tuck, but I'm all for stuff like this. Taking chances with proven formulas is something I can respect. Anybody pay attention to the beginning? When Christian was trying to convince Sean to do Plastic Fantastic with him? Christian made some comment about how "reality is the future." Granted this was written and shot at least a few months ago, but it's still a little eerie considering the current TV climate because of the WGA strike. Kind of ironic that we all sat down to watch a scripted drama spoofing reality TV when all these writers are fighting to be compensated for creative episodes like this and actual reality is slowly taking over every channel.
Continue reading Nip/Tuck: Damien Sands
Posted Oct 24th 2006 10:49AM by Jonathan Toomey
Filed under: Other Drama Shows, CBS, OpEd, CSI: Miami

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S05E06) Has
CSI: Miami ever had a Halloween themed episode before? I don't think they have. Good for us because they saved all the cheesy stuff for this one. What a great episode. Sort of creepy, completely laughable and it was chock full of hilarious lines. Take that picture to the right? Anyone else remember what Horatio mumbled as he was
casually strolling away from the exploding car? "Burn baby, burn." Stuff like that? Another reason to love this show.
Continue reading CSI: Miami - Curse of the Coffin