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EW declares the all-time best and worst of reality television

Jeff ProbstConsidering how prevalent reality television is these days, it's got to be a pretty daunting task to try and put together a comprehensive list of the best and worst of all time. But Entertainment Weekly thinks they've done just that. They've compiled the top 20 reality shows of all time, but also the ten worst reality shows of all time. All in all, they did a pretty damned good job.

I completely agree with the top six, but they lose me with Jackass at number seven. I have never understood the appeal of filming morons doing stupid things on purpose just to be stupid. But there were some shows missing from the list completely, like Little People Big World, So You Think You Can Dance and Beauty and the Geek. Surely those shows are better than The Hills and The Real Housewives of Sesame Street, or whatever franchise they're spinning now.

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Weekly Reality Awards

Scott from the Real World: Brooklyn channels his inner ZoolanderThis week finally heated up for reality television. Tyra's hamsters took part in their second photoshoot on America's Next Top Model, the American Idol hopefuls started to compete on the big stage, the Dancing with the Stars cast finally started to ... well dance, and Chekhov got a shoutout on The Amazing Race.

There weren't any shocking eliminations or anything horrendously groundbreaking, but there were some definite moments. Here are some highlights, and lowlights, after the jump.

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Real World alum running for Congress

Kevin PowellI usually associate Real World cast members with drunken barfights, threeways, and tearful meltdowns--but politics? That's a first. Kevin Powell, former Real World reality star, is running for Congress in Brooklyn's 10th District. Old-timers like myself remember Kevin from the show's very first season, back when the cast members weren't equal parts hot and crazy.

Powell's post-reality career has set him apart from the typical fame-seeking MTV celebs. According to his campaign website, he's written seven books and is a successful lecturer and activist. That certainly beats stints on The Surreal Life and the Real World/Road Rules Challenge.

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Reality celebrities and their unfortunate existence

The HillsIn the early days of reality TV as we know it, when the Real World was less of an alcoholic sex romp and more of a genuine social experiment, the "usual" way for talentless people become famous was to either be born into obscene wealth or fall down a well. Or both. Then, some time around the appearance of Survivor Season One, normal folks realized that they could capitalize on exaggerating their personalities on television. "Richard Hatch walks around naked? And he's gay? And painfully manipulative? Yes, I will sacrifice my time and attention to watch your crappy show."

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The Reality Shows Have Writers!? Award: Call for Considerations

This award is beautiful! What is it! Velvet?I'm in Los Angeles right now. From my observations: everyone is perfect looking, the weather is always beautiful, and everyone drives everywhere despite the fact that gas is approximately eleventy billion dollars a gallon and it doesn't appear that anyone is actually, you know, working. LA doesn't exist in any kind of recognizable reality. Let's put it this way: if the guys in Plato's cave were to figure out that the figures being cast onto their walls came from the Sunset Strip, they'd probably opt to stay chained up.

It stands to reason, then, that any genre springing to life in such an environment would bear no resemblance to what the rest of the world calls "reality". TV Squad therefore presents its first annual The Reality Shows Have Writers!? Award, recognizing those shows that in no way reflect a life that any human being on the planet is actually living but, for some reason, call themselves "reality shows."

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TV 101: Dribs and Drabs (or, stuff that wouldn't fit in my last column)

No offense, but if you actually label a part of your fridge Like a lot of writers, I have an idea folder (it's manila, but I have it covered in puffy rainbow and unicorn stickers, so it's beautiful). As each week progresses, I jot down all my ideas -- for columns, for stand-up bits, for ransom notes -- and at the end of that week, I take stock of my creative output.

This week, I noticed that there were a lot of ideas that I wanted to share, but that weren't quite big enough for a full TV 101 column. I attached them to the end of my last column in a section called "Dribs and Drabs." It was a good thought, except that it took an already bloated piece (my writing makes the Unabomber's manifesto look like a dream of concise thought) and puffed it up into a 3000 word monstrosity. My editor suggested I break up the Dribs and Drabs section into its own piece, and that, dear readers, is what I did. Dribs and Drabs, after the jump...

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TV 101: The Day the Music Died (or, how the second season of The Real World ruined everything)

This is the true story... Chuck Klosterman, in his very excellent Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, wrote an essay about The Real World: San Francisco. He said that the third season of The Real World was the moment the series stopped reflecting youth culture and started creating youth culture.

I'm not going to argue with Mr. Klosterman. I admire him so much that for a short while, I thought he was my own Tyler Durden (all the ways I wish I could be -- that's Chuck). If we are, however, to take Klosterman's argument as truth -- that Puck and Pedro realizing the cameras were on them was the TV equivalent of Skynet becoming self-aware and destroying humanity -- we must then look to the second season of the show as the moment when Miles Dyson started working for Cyberdyne. That is, the seeds for television's unraveling were sown not during the third season of The Real World, but during the second. As 2008 is the 15th anniversary of The Real World: Los Angeles, I thought it might be a good idea to take a look back at how it managed to ruin everything...

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The seven hottest reality TV stars

Yul Kwon As you probably know AOL TV is listing the 50 Sexiest Women of TV. This week they added numbers 30-21. Looking at these pictures just brings back memories--Katie Holmes on Dawson's Creek! I almost forgot she started on the small screen before she became the kept woman of that wacko Tom Cruise.

Their list over at AOL inspired me to create my own list--this time of Reality TV stars. Be sure to write who you would add to either AOL TV's list or my own list in the comments.

Gallery: Hot Reality TV Stars

Janelle PierzinaKaysar RidhaYul KwonChris DaughtryStephenie LaGrossa

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Spike orders crime based reality show

Spike TVBecause there just aren't enough versions of CSI, Spike is adding a reality show to the crime solving mix. The channel has ordered ten episodes of a new show called Murder from Bunim-Murray Productions. They are best known for The Real World, Road Rules, and The Simple Life.

The new show will find two teams of contestants investigating a replica of an actual crime scene under the watchful eye of Detective Tommy Le Noir, a 20 year veteran of law enforcement. The teams have 48 hours to complete their investigation before making their final presentation to Le Noir. The team that makes the best case will have a donation made in their names to charity.

The idea makes sense for Spike, given that they already run CSI and CSI: NY. Scheduling Murder in alongside those is a good fit. On the other hand, I can't help thinking that this show was already done with Murder In Small Town X. And just going on what we have here, it sounds like it was done better then.

American Idol All-Stars?

Clay AikenWe've already seen Survivor and Big Brother go the all-star route. And The Amazing Race is getting set to kick off their own version. Heck, it seems like every time I click by MTV there is another show filled with past Road Rules and Real World cast members. So why not American Idol?

According to TV Guide, Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe is trying to sell Fox on the concept. It's part of the planned songwriting competition. Lythgoe's idea is to narrow those entries down to ten songs and then bring in ten former Idol contestants to sing the songs on the show.

I'm not an Idol fan, but I have to say, that's a solid idea. I'm guessing they won't be able to get Kelly Clarkson, and chances are Jennifer Hudson won't be involved. But assuming that they can manage to get ten of the more popular contestants, this should make for another huge week of ratings. And an American Idol All-Stars CD... And an American Idol All-Stars Special Edition DVD... And... good grief, Idol is just a machine. At this point it's rivaled only by the power of Harry Potter.

What's on tonight: Rescue Me, Eureka, World Series of Poker, Big Brother

  • Tomorrow Never DiesAt 8, CBS has a new Big Brother: All-Stars, followed by a new Rock Star: Supernova.
  • NBC has The Miss Teen USA Pageant at 8.
  • ESPN has two new episodes of The World Series of Poker, starting at 8.
  • At 9, Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs, followed by two new episodes of Stunt Junkies.
  • There's a new Overhaulin' on TLC at 9, followed by a new Miami Ink.
  • Spike has the 007 movie Tomorrow Never Dies at 9.
  • Bravo has a new Workout at 9, followed by a new Queer Eye.
  • Sci-Fi has a new Eureka at 9.
  • At 10, ABC has a new Primetime.
  • MTV has a new Real World at 10.
  • Also at 10: FX has a new Rescue Me.

What's on tonight: Hell's Kitchen, The Closer, Saved, Treasure Hunters

  • The CloserAt 8, NBC is showing the latest episode of Bravo's Project Runway, followed by a new Treasure Hunters.
  • Disney repeats High School Musical at 8.
  • Also at 8: ABC Family has a new episode of Kyle XY.
  • At 9, FOX has a new Hell's Kitchen.
  • TNT has a new episode of The Closer at 9, followed by a new Saved.
  • USA has a new Monday Night RAW at 9.
  • A&E has a two episodes of a new reality show about drag racing, Driving Force. It's on at 9 too.
  • At 10, MTV has a new Real World/Road Rules Challenge.

What's on tonight: Rescue Me, Last Comic Standing, Dirty Jobs, Kathy Griffin

  • Denis LearyAt 8, ABC has a 4 episode marathon of According To Jim, followed by a repeat Boston Legal.
  • CBS has repeats of NCIS, The Unit, and 48 Hours Mystery.
  • NBC has a new Fear Factor at 8, followed by a new Last Comic Standing and a repeat Law and Order: SVU.
  • Over on FOX at 8, two repeats of House.
  • The WB has a repeat Gilmore Girls at 8, followed by a new Pepper Dennis.
  • UPN has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Veronica Mars.
  • At 9, Discovery has a new Dirty Jobs.
  • Bravo has a new Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List at 9.
  • At 10, MTV has a new Real World, followed by a new My Super Sweet 16.
  • FX has a new Rescue Me at 10.
  • Also at 10: Travel Channel has The Best of Amusement Parks 2006.

What's on tonight: Last Comic Standing, Queer Eye, Less Than Perfect, Pepper Dennis

  • Kathy GriffinAt 8, ABC has a repeat According To Jim, a new Rodney, another repeat According To Jim, a new Less Than Perfect, then a repeat Boston Legal.
  • CBS has repeats of NCIS, The Unit, and 48 Hours Mystery.
  • NBC has a repeat Last Comic Standing, a new episode, then a repeat Law and Order: SVU.
  • Over on FOX, two repeats of House.
  • The WB has a repeat Gilmore Girls at 8, followed by a new Pepper Dennis.
  • UPN has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Veronica Mars.
  • At 9, in preparation for the debut of their new summer series, Spike has the movie Blade.
  • Kathy Griffin returns for a second season of My Life on the D-List at 9. It's followed by the sseason premiere of Queer Eye.
  • Also at 9: Frye Boots are profiles on a new John Ratzenberger's America, on the Travel Channel.
  • FX has a new Rescue Me at 10.
  • At 10, MTV has a new Real World, followed by a new Jamie Kennedy's Blowin' Up.

What's on tonight: Rescue Me, Last Comic Standing, Less Than Perfect, NBA playoffs

  • Denis LearyAt 8, ABC has a repeat According To Jim, followed by a new (!) episode of Rodney, another repeat According To Jim, a new (!) Less Than Perfect, then a repeat Boston Legal.
  • CBS has NCIS and The Unit, followed by a new 48 Hours Mystery.
  • NBC has the season premiere of Last Comic Standing at 8, followed by a repeat Law and Order: SVU.
  • Over on FOX at 8, Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson star in Shanghai Knights.
  • The WB has a repeat Gilmore Girls and a new Pepper Dennis, while UPN has repeats of America's Next Top Model and Veronica Mars.
  • At 9, TNT has NBA Playoffs, with the Mavericks vs. the Suns.
  • Discovery has a new Deadliest Catch at 9.
  • At 10 on FX, the season premiere of Rescue Me.
  • Also at 10: MTV has a new The Real World, followed by a new Jamie Kennedy's Blowin' Up.

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