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Dear Kevin,

I've recently read on VH1's blog that you were going to be on Celebrity Fit Club. I have a problem with this: you are not a celebrity. Sure VH1 may stretch the definition of "Celebrity," but having a resume that includes backup dancer and being on WWE doesn't suffice. I don't care if you were married to Britney Spears; you're not married to your meal ticket anymore.

I've recently Googled pictures of you and boy did you let yourself go. Maybe you should stop drinking beer. You shouldn't be on Celebrity Fit Club, you need to be on The Biggest Loser. Not only does the title fit you better, you need a smack down from Jillian Michaels.

Hey, Brigitte here with TV Squad Daily. I'll be covering the TV stories I find interesting each day, Monday through Friday, in this video blog.

Today: on TV Squad Daily:

• K-fed isn't going to get whacked, and we're happy about that.
  
• The Jerry Springer Show is adding female security guards. For added security (right.)
  

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Hey, Brigitte here with TV Squad Daily. I'll be covering the TV stories I find interesting each day, Monday through Friday, in this video blog.

Today on TV Squad Daily:

• Is romance blooming before our eyes on American Idol? For entertainment purposes, let's go with "yes!"
  
• Sanjaya has a theory about why men don't like him.
  
• Kevin Federline has been quiet lately but he's back in the news with a new job and some gems of K-Fed wisdom.
  

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TiVo's released a top 10 list showing the commercials that TiVo owners watched the most during the Super Bowl. The list includes two Doritos commercials that were produced as user-generated videos in a Frito-Lay/Yahoo Video contest, and a Chevrolet Ad produced by 19-year old University of Wisconsin Student Katie Crabb as part of a similar contest.

The complete list is after the jump.

Hey, Brigitte here with TV Squad Daily. I'll be covering the TV stories I find interesting each day, Monday through Friday, in this video blog.

Today on TV Squad Daily:

• Is Kevin Federline insulting restaurant workers with his portrayal of a fast food employee in an upcoming Superbowl commercial or are we all getting a little too eager to be offended? I think, as usual, he's mostly just offending himself.
  
• Tyra Banks is extremely hurt that a website published swimsuit pictures of her under the headline "Tyra banks is Fat."
  
• Co-star couples: Anne Heche left her husband for Men in Trees co-star James Tupper. Why does this keep happening?
  

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Hey, Brigitte here with TV Squad Daily. I'll be covering the TV stories I find interesting each day, Monday through Friday, in this video blog.

Today on TV Squad Daily:

• Kevin Federline may have found his calling as a professional wrestler: he won a WWE match earlier this week.
  
• Why I think Mr. & Mrs. Smith won't last as a TV series.
  
• Checking in with what's in and what's out for 2007.
  

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Hey, Brigitte here with TV Squad Daily. I'll be covering the TV stories I find interesting each day, Monday through Friday, in this video blog.

Today on TV Squad Daily: Hollywood's most desperate are making news!

• Has he finally found his purpose in life? David Hasselhoff is rumored to have signed on as a houseguest for the upcoming Celebrity Big Brother.
  
• K-Fed wants a reality television show that's all about him. That's a whole lotta K-Fed.
  
• Paris followed Britney's lead and cancelled plans to host the Fox Music Billboard Awards at the last minute. The awards show is tonight - who will host?
  

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If you watched Chaotic, or saw that video of "K-Fed" rapping, the thought might have crossed your mind that here is a guy that needs a good body slam. Maybe two. Well, you're in luck. Federline takes the next step in his growing acting career tonight with an appearance on WWE's Monday Night RAW, where he will go head to head with John Cena. I think we all know how that will turn out.

You have to give the guy credit, he knows how to pick a show. RAW is a perennial top ten cable show, and that follows up deals to appear on C.S.I. and Entourage. Also reported to be in attendance for the RAW show in Los Angeles are Steve-O and Chris Pontius from Jackass, Three Six Mafia, ZZ Top, Nick and Aaron Carter, and Antonio Sabato Jr. RAW airs on USA tonight 9-11.

I'm trying to figure out HBO's angle on a story I saw last night on MSNBC. Apparently, Kevin Federline has been cast for at least one episode of the next season of Entourage. He'll play a deadbeat husband of a celebrity. No acting required. Kevin says he's up for it, even if it means poking fun at himself (I'm pretty damn sure that's what it means, Kev).

If you can't wait until next year, you can see Kevin take his first stab at acting on CSI, where he'll play a punk who harasses investigators.

Oh my. CSI has cast Kevin Federline in an upcoming episode. People has a great quote from K-Fed about his reaction when CSI called and asked him if he wanted to be on the show: "I pissed in my pants!" I totally believe it, dude. K-Fed also says that CSI is "the only show that I really, really watch." Not exactly a ringing endorsement, is it? He'll play an arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick and Warrick.

This is K-Fed's first acting/speaking role ever. I'm sure this makes other real, working actors feel great. This guy is a national joke for being a leech and he gets a speaking role??

Also in guest starring roles this season are John Mayer and Danny Bonaduce.

Pop diva Britney Spears wants to assure her adoring fans that everything is just peachy with her marriage to pop diva Kevin Federline, and prove to the world in general that her mothering skills are more than adequate. So, rather than having a press conference on the White House lawn, she is turning to Matt Lauer and NBC's Dateline to set the record straight.

Lauer will sit down with Spears for an interview that will run on Dateline this Thursday. During the conversation he will address tabloid rumors about her crumbling marriage to Federline (she loves him for his simplicity) and her alleged new man (her security guard, she confirms) and the tabloids themselves (she wants to start her own magazine to tell everyone the real story). She will also speak about her son Sean and answer recent questions about the way she handles the baby boy. 

Before airing on Dateline, snippets of the interview will air on the NBC-owned entertainment news program Access Hollywood tonight and on the Today show Thursday morning. By Thursday evening we will all be able to get a good night's sleep, full of relief that all of the rumors were fake and all is well in the Spears-Federline household.

Okay. I promised myself no more Kevin Federline posts. He's cheesy, greasy, and any other negative word that rhymes with "sleazy"... not to mention over-publicized. However, I just had to make an exception when I stumbled across these pictures (via Oh No They Didn't!). Us Weekly posted previews of a photoshoot K-Fed did for the upcoming June 5 issue of Item magazine. Amazingly enough, they managed to get him to swap his ratty cornrows and his mustard-stained wifebeater for a tie and some French cuffs. It's really a remarkable change. Maybe if he keeps this up, he'll be able to pull himself and Britney out of "celebrity white trash" status.

Poor Kevin Federline can't catch a break. His new rap single, PopoZao, is being trashed by music critics. Entertainment Weekly said it was worse than expected and Billboard calls it "a monument to mediocrity." The song has Brazilian stylings and, although it's three minutes long, K-Fed only raps for one minute, in which he explains what 'PopoZao' means. He raps, "In Portuguese, it means bring your ass." Niiiice. The rest of the song is just him whooping and grunting. You can see (and hear) K-Fed rockin' out to his new single here.

Maybe all that bad karma that is catching up with K-Fed. You know... leaving your girlfriend when she's seven months pregnant with your second child, and mooching off your rich wife. His crap single could be payment for all that.