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Posted Mar 26th 2008 10:44PM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, America's Next Top Model, Episode Reviews
(S10E06) To be perfectly honest, I haven't paid a whole lot of attention to Aimee this season.
I mean look at her in the capture above. The waterfall or the buildings behind her have just as good a chance at capturing your attention as she does.
She's pretty nondescript to say the least and while she's a pretty girl and everything, she just hadn't done very much to stand out this season aside from profess her anxiety of being naked around other women. I'm not ashamed to admit I find that to be a turn-off.
Continue reading America's Next Top Model: House of Pain
Posted Mar 19th 2008 11:07PM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, America's Next Top Model, Episode Reviews
(S10E05) We're down to 10 girls on this cycle of
America's Next Top Model, and my strategy to root for the models I least want to win is in full effect.
I'm currently supporting Dominique and Fatima with the hopes that they make it to the final two and I have to admit it's really painful having to do this.
I cringe every time I hear Dominique refer to herself in the third person. I gag every time Fatima talks about how ghetto or stupid another girl is. I cringe and gag having any positive thoughts about them, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the models I really want to win.
Continue reading America's Next Top Model: Top Model Takes It to the Streets
Posted Mar 12th 2008 11:24PM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, America's Next Top Model, Episode Reviews
(S10E04) I have a confession to make. I've developed a bit of a crush on Amis.
It's not the psychotic plant-a-GPS-transponder-on-her-car-and-stalk-her crush that you might see on an episode of
Dateline or anything. I've simply grown fond of her goofy personality.She's got a real every-girl appeal about her and she's not the typical kind of model that you see coming on this show. I find her pretty refreshing. If Amis were to read this, I'm sure she'd find what I wrote slightly disturbing.
Continue reading America's Next Top Model: Where's the Beef?
Posted Mar 8th 2008 11:32PM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, America's Next Top Model, Episode Reviews
(S10E03) "Oh my God, I'm getting so annoyed with all of these girls!" - Allison
The full quote was too long to put here in the intro. Allison went on to say that she wants to strangle all of the other girls on regular basis and that she's not really threatened by any of them. Allison is convinced that she's light years ahead of everyone else thanks to all the experience she's had modeling in her lengthy 19 years of life.
While Allison is an extremely pretty girl, she's just got to go! The I'm-so-much-better-than-these-other-girls attitude she's been displaying since day one pretty much makes her the ugliest girl on the show, and that's saying a lot with Dominique still in the running. Can I get an "oh snap"?
Continue reading America's Next Top Model: Top Model Makeovers
Posted Feb 28th 2008 12:00AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, America's Next Top Model, Episode Reviews
(S10E02) I'm still a bit shocked that Tyra went through all the trouble of opening up the competition to 14 girls this season and out of everyone she could have selected, she went with Dominique.
I mean, I admit that Dominique is a little bit exotic looking, but so were the baboons I saw the last time I went to the zoo. Umm, that came out wrong. That was horribly insulting to all the innocent baboons of the world. I take it back.
I kid, I kid. Dominique isn't
that unattractive, I just don't think she was the right choice for this competition. It almost seems like the only reason she's there is so the judges can crack drag queen jokes about her all episode long.
Continue reading America's Next Top Model: New York City, Here We Come
Posted Feb 21st 2008 12:15AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, America's Next Top Model, Episode Reviews
(S10E01) It seems like only yesterday I was making fun of the "corpse bride" Jenah's slightly crooked teeth, and Victoria's all too annoying superiority complex during cycle 9 of
America's Next Top Model.
While I'll miss the crazy group of girls we had last year, I'm absolutely thrilled that I've got a whole new group of people to poke fun at with cycle 10.
Continue reading America's Next Top Model: Welcome to Top Model Prep (season premiere)
Posted Jan 18th 2008 5:27PM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: America's Next Top Model, Casting
We're more than a month away from the cycle 10 premiere of America's Next Top Model, but it's never too early to get a little taste of what the next season will bring, right?
Of course not, and that's why I'm thankful The CW was kind enough to release the names of this cycles 14 finalists and a sparse number of details about the season.
Click onward to get a brief glimpse of the 14 catty women who will bite, claw, and accost their way to a $100,000 modeling deal with CoverGirl and a six-page fashion spread in Seventeen magazine.
Continue reading Cycle 10 finalists of America's Next Top Model revealed
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