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Survivor Micronesia: Stir the Pot (season finale)

The final four women stand tall on Survivor Micronesia
(S16E14) "May the best woman win." - Amanda

Well, this surely was a season of blindsides on Survivor Micronesia, wasn't it? Down to the finale, it just went on and on. After the excitement we had all season due to the strategical game play, I felt tonight's finale was a bit lackluster and full of filler. No, I'm not fussing just because my favorite didn't win. Heck, if that were the case, I would have been gone when Yau-Man hit the dust! Read on past the jump for my full review of the finale.

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Survivor Micronesia: If It Smells Like a Rat, Give It Cheese

Going for the pick on Survivor Micronesia

(S16E13) "Win and survive, fail and die." - Erik

Well, maybe you can win and die, too. No, I'm not talking about an odd variant of a James Bond movie. I'm talking Survivor Micronesia. This season has been like a roller coaster ride. While castaways I've been cheering on have been blindsided and cast away much like fish guts to seagulls, I've been enjoying the season nonetheless. After all, it's been their own darn fault!

Read on past the jump for the full review of tonight's show.

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Survivor Micronesia: I'm Gonna Fix Her!

Survivor Micronesia - The Curse of the Idol
(S16E12) Okay, I officially declare Survivor Micronesia to be one of the best, if not the best, season ever in the series. You see, the show really isn't all about surviving the elements of nature. The survival skills needed don't necessarily have to do with who might forage best in the woods or who can build a sturdy shelter. Nope, it's "Outwit, Outplay, Outlast." And, chances are ... if you outwit and outplay, you're going to outlast. Tonight's backsided blindside will make for Survivor history.

Read on past the jump for my full review of tonight's episode.

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Survivor Micronesia: I Promise ...

The castawys are looking a bit tired on Survivor Micronesia
(S16E10) "When you're annoying, you might not be able to appease everybody with a donut. They might just want the donut." - James

All week the promos for tonight's Survivor Micronesia episode were saying that a blunder would overtake James having two idols and not playing them to save himself in Survivor China. It's true. James is no longer the goat of stupid moves. Maybe they should rename the tag line for the season. Instead of Fans vs. Favorites, it could be When Smart Castaways Do Dumb Things. Or, When Smarter Castaways Outwit Those Not as Smart.

Read on past the jump for the full review of tonight's episode.

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Survivor Micronesia: I'm in Such a Hot Pickle!

The castaways are surviving on Survivor Micronesia
(S16E09) "It's something you have to try, kind of like a juicy rabbit." - James talking about the bowl of bats at the feast.

Ew! Perhaps if they didn't still have fur, were diced and then sautéed in a light garlic butter sauce. Um, no. I still don't think I'd be eating bats when there's a whole table of fruit and other good food. I guess I'm just not that experimental with my foodstuffs. For tonight's new low fat, no bat review of Survivor Micronesia, read on past the jump.

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Survivor Micronesia: It Hit Everyone Pretty Hard!

Survivor Micronesia: The challenge is on!
(S16E06) The promos all this week sounded like an exciting episode of Survivor Micronesia would hit tonight. Now, we know that the promos are edited to make us think things happen when they don't happen at all. They take things out of context and show-hungry fans will eat it up.

This week we were led to believe that Jonathan Penner's knee wound from a previous challenge might take him out of the game. We were also led to believe that fan Jason found out that Ozzy has already found the hidden immunity idol on Exile Island. Did either of these events really happen? Did both? Read on past the jump for more.

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Episode 6Tree MailOzzyMeeting of the mindsBeware

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Survivor Micronesia: He's a Ball of Goo!

Making the pick on Survivor Micronesia
(S16E05)
"Chickens have a pecking order. They peck at the weakest until they kill them. It's just like Survivor." - Chet

The promos this week made this seem like a show not to miss and they didn't steer us wrong. As promised, the tribes were mixed up and one challenge went beyond brutal. Schoolyard picks and wounded people? Now, there's a good episode!

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Survivor Micronesia: That's Baked, Barbecued and Fried!

The fans grow closer on Survivor Micronesia
(S16E04) Holy eels, Batman! Er, wait. It's the Hulk, Joel, not Batman. But some of the castaways on Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites do seem a bit cartoon-like, don't they? Or perhaps more along the lines of caricatures. At four episodes in, I'm still a bit iffy on some of the names of the fans tribe. But some of them seem larger than life. Joel, Mikey B., Chet, Krazy Kathy -- they're memorable. After tonight, I definitely have a firmer grasp on Tracy.

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Survivor Micronesia: I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing!

The fans are looking defiant ... mostly.
(S16E03)
We're three episodes into Survivor Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites and I still have trouble remembering who the one timid-looking fan is in this image. Oh, yeah. I know Krazy Kathy. And who could forget Joel?

I'm up to snuff on my faves tribe, though. But as I watched tonight's show, I happened to walk away from the set for a minute and it all came back to me. Jonathan Penner has totally stolen Alan Alda's voice. I remember it now from his season, but it's still evident. How did he do that? And, what does Alan Alda think about Jonathan Penner stealing his voice?

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Survivor Micronesia: The Sounds of Jungle Love

Amanda and Ozzy kissing it up!
(S16E02)
"Get a hotel room," Jonathan says.

Let's keep in mind that the castaways on Survivor Micronesia have been together for four days as this episode was filmed. Now, that's plenty of time for true love, isn't it? And, the fact that it's airing on Valentine's Day makes it all so much more romantic, right? How touching, how sweet!

Well, unless it's only hot jungle sex noises under the fronds surrounded by rats, that is.

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Tree Mail TimeSisterly LoveThe FavoritesCheering Them OnCan she swing it?

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Survivor Micronesia: You Guys are Dumber Than You Look (season premiere)

Survivor Micronesia is here!
Survivors ready? It's not just any old fans ... it's SUPERfans going up against returning castaways in the latest incarnation of Survivor. Just how super are they? After all, they're calling the returning players "all-time favorites" and we're talking Jonny Fairplay and some more obscure players. But the concept itself is different and it's sure to be fresh this year with a new dynamic.

That said, tonight was a smidgen predictable and a lot odd.

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Survivor host Jeff Probst talks Micronesia

Survivor MicronesiaJeff Probst, the host of Survivor Micronesia, recently talked with media outlets. We all know how Jeff can be at Tribal Council with his "probsting" (and sometimes leading) questions.

Did he spill any beans? Did he offer fans some hints about the upcoming season? After all, this isn't the typical Survivor season starting on Thursday. It's the ballyhooed Fans vs. Favorites!

Although there are no real spoilers, some of the following is slightly spoilerish -- read at your own risk!

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Survivor Micronesia rumors, spoilers and images

Survivor Micronesia logoIn about two weeks, we'll have a whole new season of Survivor and it's sounding like this season is surely one to watch, especially if you're a die-hard fan of the series. If you remember, I'm the one who tends to peek at the end of a book while reading it. So I've done my thing. I've scouted around the internet seeking rumors, spoilers, possible foilers and more for you!

I can't vouch for the spoilers I'll be listing after the jump, but we'll see what happens. If you're not into spoilers, the images in the gallery below are from the first episode but contain no spoilers. Some odd characters, but no spoilers.

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Live Survivor chat location

As Keith told you this morning, we're going to be starting a new live chat for the new season of Survivor: Exile Island.  I don't think they've hyped  a new season of the grandaddy of reality shows like this in quite some time. Four teams! Exile Island! Jeff Probst stripping! Ok, so that last one is a lie, but if it would get more viewers to tune in, I bet CBS would throw the money his way. Just what are all these new exciting twists, and will they actually impact how the game is played? Tune in with me tonight and find out; I'll be in there under the id of TVSRyan and I'm sure a couple of the other TV Squaders will be joining us, so stop on by, we'll just be trying to survive until you get there.

Here is the secret location for our Survivor Chat! See you inside.

Disclaimer: All or parts of the discussion in this chatroom may be posted in a later column on this site.

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Survivor live chat tonight!

survivor logoSurvivor is back, baby! Y'know, this season has actually got me interested in watching again; the addition of the "Exile Island" could prove to make things quite different than past seasons. Come join us in the TV Squad Survivor chat room tonight and talk about who you think'll be voted off first and who will make it all the way...and just what the heck is (or isn't) on the Exile Island.

Check back here at 7PM ET for instructions on where and how to enter the chatroom. See you then!

(Note: You will need an AOL instant messenger compatible client to join the chat)

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