Posts with tag Evel Dick
Posted Mar 26th 2008 7:25AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S09E21) You know
Big Brother 9 isn't the best of seasons when Evel Dick, winner of
BB8, comes across as a breath of fresh air! I do think that the season picked up a bit more steam when they dropped the couplings and the "'Til Death Do You Part" bit from the title. But the damage was already done. They started the season with some odd half-cocked porno theme, condoms in a bowl and all, then backed off when it started bombing. At least we're back to the game of
Big Brother.
Read on past the jump for my full review.
Continue reading Big Brother 9: PoV Competition #7
Posted Sep 24th 2007 11:05AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, The Amazing Race, The Apprentice, Survivor, Big Brother (US), TV Squad Lists, Casting
It's no secret that I'm a fan of the reality television genre. I think why I'm enamored with reality television on the whole is because I'm a people-watcher type of person. Sort of like Sylar on
Heroes, I like to see what makes people tick. And what better television medium is there to watch them tick, scheme, plan, and more than the reality genre?
For me, the villains come in two categories -- the few whose appearances on the shows I've just outright loved because they were thoroughly entertaining even though devious and sneaky, then the ones who irked me to no end and I wanted them to go away.
I don't watch every show out there, but here are my sinister seven of reality television. After all, Spider-Man had his Sinister Six ... I want seven!
Continue reading Seven notable villains of reality television
Posted Sep 20th 2007 1:51AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
Well, it seems that people just can't get enough Evel Dick. If you're not a fan of
Big Brother 8, that sentence might sound just a tad odd. No, I'm not into soft porn although I've heard it can be a fairly lucrative pursuit. But that's not what I'm here for, not at all.
I'm here because the folks at TV Tattler have
a new interview with both Dick and Daniele Donato, first and second place winners of the recently ended Spool of Lies. The ex-estranged, now just bickering on and off but much closer father and daughter duo answered some of the questions which are in the hearts and minds of the forever faithful Big Brother viewers.
Um, well ... it's kind of a schmaltzy situation, so I feel the need to schmaltz!
Continue reading Can't get enough Evel Dick and Daniele?
Posted Sep 19th 2007 3:21PM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
It's the day after the big (and often controversial) Evel Dick Donato first place win on
Big Brother 8, as well as his daughter Daniele's second place win. Together, they won $550,000. Not chump change for sure, but I'd like to see this show increase its grand prize to a million like other reality shows of its ilk.
Julie Chen interviewed both Dick and his loving Evel Spawn on
The Early Show -- the CBS website has
an extended version of that interview available online as well as the
initial interview itself.
But the kicker is
a set of video interviews with all of the houseguests posted by the CBS affiliate in Los Angeles. Those took place in the yard before the wrap party and include such treasures as Amber telling us she taught America it's okay to cry. Yeah, right. [A tip of the hat to commenter
OrkMommy for the link to the CBS backyard interviews!]
Posted Sep 19th 2007 12:42AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E33) After 33 episodes of psychologically draining television,
Big Brother finally announced a winner tonight, and the results may come as a shock to some people.
Well, they came as a shock to me anyways.
I'm pretty sure most of the reading audience was astute enough to realize this is how things would turn out. Hell, there's probably even a little piece of me that knew this is the way things would turn out, but I didn't want to accept it - couldn't fathom this was even within the realm of possibility.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Season Finale
Posted Sep 18th 2007 10:22AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
Tonight, tonight, someone will win
Big Brother 8 tonight!
BB voice piped through house: "Jackie, knock it off."
But, but ... I thought feeds watchers were allowed to sing! I know the houseguests can't sing because it's considered broadcasting, but I'm sitting here innocently at home!
I have no earth-shattering spoilers for you today as the big news will be the jury vote on tonight's finale. However, there have been some happenings on the feeds which may or may not make it onto the show.
For possible mild gentle spoilers, read on past the jump.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept. 18
Posted Sep 17th 2007 4:23PM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
There was a new development inside the
Big Brother 8 house during last night and well into the wee hours of this morning. But I can't tell you about it. Well, to be more exact, I can't tell you right here about it.
Y'see, it may be looked upon as a spoiler and I can't write about spoilers on the main page. If I do, the Spoilers Gods will rescind my license to spoil. I tried to get a license to kill, but the best I could do was get a license to spoil. If that's ever revoked, I will be bereft -- a woman without a cause, a princess without a purpose.
Have I wasted enough space to get the jump? Yes? Good, show spoilers for the finale can be read after the jump. You've been warned.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept 17
Posted Sep 17th 2007 12:18AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E32) We're one episode away from discovering who will win this season of
Big Brother, but first, we've got to make it through the obligatory "highlight show".
I'm not typically a big fan of recap shows, but this one was a little bit easier to endure because at least half of the sequences shown involved Dick belittling a house guest in one way or another.
While I wasn't a big fan of Dick's underhanded tactics, I have to admit that it made for some interesting, albeit uncomfortable television. Had Dick been eliminated early in the competition, this season would have ranked among one of the worst and judging from the comments in the posts this season, quite a few of you agree.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Season Highlights
Posted Sep 16th 2007 7:36PM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
While tonight's
Big Brother 8 show will be a taped recap kind of show, the 24/7 live feeds have been the real and current deal. Now, mind you, that doesn't mean that it's been sit on the edge of your seat excitement with just the Donatos in the house since Thursday night.
But in the wee hours of this morning, after the ShoToo feeds ended, we had what will probably be the most exciting news until next season on the real feeds. Oh, I don't mean we saw it, but we definitely witnessed the aftermath. Although blocked to the feeds, the jury questioning started at midnight Eastern Time.
For show spoilers, read on past the jump!
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept. 16
Posted Sep 15th 2007 10:26PM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
Yes, until the Donatos leave the
Big Brother 8 house, I am so there! I live for the feeds and
RealNetworks once again makes makes feed withdrawals an unnecessary trauma in my life! Once the feeds end, they're going to start them up all over again just like they did last year. Rerun feeds, what a marvel of modern technology, eh?
Okay. You caught me. I'm being sarcastic. I will technically keep the feeds because I use the music download credit each month. But, no. I won't be rewatching the BB8 season.
There hasn't been a heck of a lot happening in the house with just the final two there, but jury questioning is coming soon. I'll give you the lowdown after the jump. At this time, very mild show spoilers ahead.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept. 15
Posted Sep 14th 2007 5:20PM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E31) Possibly the most controversial season of
Big Brother is winding down, going out as controversial as it came in this year. We've had a rollercoaster ride with the houseguests this season.
And, as tonight's three-part competition for Head of House was fought out by the remaining three houseguests -- Evel Dick, Daniele, and Zach -- the controversy just kept coming at us.
We last left them in the backyard, standing on carrot-stumps, jumping a bunny. Of course, there has been a lot of talk about the show jumping the shark this season, but that's a whole 'nuther story.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Final HOH Comp - Final Eviction
Posted Sep 13th 2007 9:41AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
Tonight on the live
Big Brother 8 eviction show, we'll see the final part of the three-part Head of House competition. Wait? Only the final part? Well, we'll see all three parts, but only the last part will be live. The first two rounds have been done already.
In non-spoiler feeds news, last night was the Howie Gordon and Kaysar Ridha chat on Real.com, coming at us through camera four on the feeds. Howie is still loud and carried his light saber.
What? You want to know who won competitions, not old
BB6 recycled? Read on after the jump for severe show spoilers!
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept. 13
Posted Sep 12th 2007 10:43AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
Now, don't laugh at me. I'm sensitive, y'know. Not only that, but I've been up all night. Someone has to watch the Head of House endurance comps at the
Big Brother 8 house! Someone has to report back to you!
I knew the job was dangerous when I took it. So I settled back with a four-pack of Trader Joe's Espresso soda and unhealthy snack foods. I like to think of it as my own endurance competition. I will be the Head of House!
But if you want to know who won part one (no, it wasn't me), read on past the jump for the skinny. Severe show spoilers ahead!
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept. 12
Posted Sep 12th 2007 8:41AM by JJ Hawkins
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US), Episode Reviews
(S08E30) We're one week out from the finale of
Big Brother 8 and if you'd have told me 29 episodes ago that Zach would be in the final four I would have told you that you were an idiot.
Well here we are at episode 30 and it looks like I'm the idiot, but can you blame me?
With the exception of maybe Carol, who did so little I actually had to go back to an old post to look up her name, Zach was always that guy taking up space as the cameras panned around the house.
He never did much and he never said much. He just kind of sat there with that crazy clown grin sipping on a cup of water or munching on a bowl of food. Essentially, his gameplan was to have no gameplan.
Continue reading Big Brother 8: PoV Competition #11 and Eviction Ceremony #12
Posted Sep 11th 2007 7:03AM by Jackie Schnoop
Filed under: OpEd, Big Brother (US)
Psst. Hey, you over there. Yeah, I mean you. Don't you want to know why Daniele Donato of
Big Brother 8 is smiling? Perhaps she's smiling while saying "this sucks" and "I hate these people" through clenched teeth.
That's a possibility, you know. After all, we're talking about Daniele whose mantra is "this sucks." Perhaps she'll reach nirvana and inner peace if she chants it enough. Maybe she'll have an epiphany one day and solve the world's ills. Could she possibly be a shiny happy people in disguise?
Then again, the real probability behind all of this is that I've managed to waste enough space to avoid spoilers on the front page. Read on for spoilers for the Tuesday live show!
Continue reading Big Brother 8: Live feeds update - Sept. 10
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