Posts with tag Crawford
Posted Sep 20th 2007 12:25AM by Jay Black
Filed under: OpEd, Last Comic Standing, Episode Reviews
(S05E15) When I used to teach high school English, one of my biggest pet peeves was reading a paper from a student who was obviously stretching two pages of ideas into the required four pages of the assignment. I actually preferred it when students came up short in page count instead of insulting my intelligence with superfluous words, plodding pacing, and ridiculous font and margin tweaks.
Watching the two hour -- that's right
two hour -- finale of
Last Comic Standing, I couldn't help but be reminded of my teaching days. Tonight's finale was like an essay written using Comic Sans 16 point font...
Continue reading Last Comic Standing: Season Finale
Posted Sep 13th 2007 12:38AM by Jay Black
Filed under: Last Comic Standing, Episode Reviews
(S05E14) Here's an amazing story: I arrived home this evening to find that my TiVo only recorded the last 25 minutes of
LCS. With a review to write, I scrambled, calling everyone I knew within driving distance, trying to find the episode.
None of my friends had it (10 million viewers a week? None in South Jersey, apparently). I was bummed because I didn't want to have to write an incomplete review. It wasn't until after all this that I actually watched the final 25 minutes my TiVo grabbed.
Wouldn't you know that NBC had so padded the hour that the only two performances that really mattered didn't come till the last 15 minutes anyway? God bless the terrible, slow roast editing techniques of this show. God. Bless. Them. On to the (almost complete) review...
Continue reading Last Comic Standing: Audience Vote Round #4
Posted Aug 30th 2007 12:28AM by Jay Black
Filed under: Last Comic Standing, Episode Reviews
(S05E12) I can't help myself, I just need to blurt out tonight's winner: Doug Benson!
You almost thought I posted a pre-jump spoiler, didn't you? Admit it, you were sharpening your commenter fingers just ready to eviscerate me for ruining the show!
Well, I did no such thing. The only person who is ruining this show for you people is Bill Bellamy, and that's the way it's gonna stay!
Let's get on with the review...
Continue reading Last Comic Standing: Audience Vote Round #2
Posted Aug 23rd 2007 12:20AM by Jay Black
Filed under: Last Comic Standing, Episode Reviews
(S05E11) There's a famous story about Jerry Seinfeld. Early in his career, when he was starting to feel the first warmth of "industry heat", he was offered a spot on the
Tonight Show. This was the early eighties, remember, when a killer four minutes and a wave from Johnny pretty much guaranteed that you were headed for future glory.
He turned them down. His reasoning was simple. He had a great four minutes and would probably have killed; what he was worried about was that he didn't have the
next four minutes for the second show. He wanted to kill
every time he was called back. It was an audacious thing to do, turning down Johnny the Kingmaker, but we all know how it worked out for Jerry.
Tonight we got to see the final five's
next four minutes. Some of them should have turned
LCS down...
Continue reading Last Comic Standing: Audience Vote Round #1