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Posted Sep 1st 2009 2:54AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E13) "Women are strong ... until they fall apart." - NancyIt was zingers like the above quote that filled the season five finale of
Weeds. I'm sure there were more, but I dozed off about three minutes into the show. Honestly, I'll check out the first few eps of next season, but at this point, I'm not committed to reviewing the entire season. It's no fun for me, and certainly no fun for you guys, if I'm covering a show I'm just not into. I really hope it improves enough to make me giddy, but I'm not holding my breath.
Nothing about this episode grabbed me, and for that, I'm sad. From the massage therapist that Pilar sent for Nancy ("Don't make me sit on you") to Doug's lame one-liners ("Wanna lick my crystal balls?"), it just wasn't there. I expect a season finale to be filled with eye openers, plot twists, and a fantastic ending that makes me cry that it's over and yearn until the day it starts again. Sorry, it simply wasn't there.
Continue reading Weeds: All About My Mom
Posted Aug 25th 2009 2:43AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E12) "I could use a little more snakebite on my lips." - DeanHmmm ... what to say about this episode? I kept waiting for something to jump out at me. Some fun witticism from Andy or Doug, or anything really. But it just wasn't there. At this point, I'm just glad there's only one episode left, and hopefully, they can do a major reboot and gain back a lot of the viewers who've left. As many of you have commented this season, what's really lacking is any sort of empathy for Nancy. She just seems lost and twisting in the wind.
Continue reading Weeds: Glue
Posted Aug 18th 2009 3:19PM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E11) "If you don't climax, the terrorists win." - Andy to Audra, after the anti-abortionists start throwing stuff through her windowThis is probably my least favorite episode of
Weeds so far this season. I know some of you haven't been digging this season at all, but I've been hanging in there, holding out hope that it'll end on a high note, and even loving an episode
here and
there. But aside from a few Andy-isms, I wasn't really feeling this ep much.
Continue reading Weeds: Ducks and Tigers
Posted Aug 11th 2009 5:01AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E10) "No one is fine around you." - Silas to NancyWell, at least Nancy is starting to have some feelings for her sons again. I guess. I'm not alone in my thought that she seems to have lost the motherly gene she had at the beginning of the series. I dunno ... maybe she never had it to begin with. But since hooking up with Esteban, it's gone out the window -- until it slapped her in the face when Shane took a bullet meant for her.
Now she's all hyped up about Silas getting out of dodge and backpacking around Europe. Except she doesn't realize that it's too late for Silas. He's already grown and running his own illegal enterprises -- a skill he picked up from her. I know it's a TV show, but after the childhood these kids have had, they're pretty much ruined as far as having any sort of normal life.
Continue reading Weeds: Perro Insano
Posted Aug 4th 2009 3:50AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E09) "Night farts happen, especially since I've been dieting." - Andy to Nancy, about sharing a bedThe THINGS you see on
Weeds! Sometimes I don't know whether to be amused or shocked, so this week, I chose a little of both. The sight of Andy suckling Nancy to ease the pain of her swollen breasts ... well, that just never would have occurred to me after I had my babies and found myself in that situation.
And I'm standing by my feeling that Andy goes above and beyond what's called for in a brother-in-law. Then again, suckling the breast of the woman you love probably isn't that much of a stretch for him. But swallowing the milk is a whole other story.
Continue reading Weeds: Suck n Spit
Posted Jul 28th 2009 5:06AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E08) "I've come to reclaim my territory, Superfly." - Nancy to Andy, who's turned her room into a 1960s crash pad First of all, for some reason, I find Alanis Morissette completely annoying as the doctor. I don't know if she's just boring or whether it's because she was mean to Andy: "You're unemployed, you're closer to 40 than 30, you drive a car from a TV show, and your greatest recent accomplishment was beating the upside-down kill screen in Ms. Pacman."
The only upside of her and Andy's date is that it got him to shave that ridiculous Geico caveman beard off. I really appreciate seeing his face again.
I also love the little vignettes at the beginning of each ep with the opening credits. Tonight's featured a file drawer with a "Weeds" file and a "Jenji Kohan" file. I also picked out a "Power of Attorney" file, which came into play later in the episode.
Continue reading Weeds: A Distinctive Horn
Posted Jul 21st 2009 3:16AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E07) "We have to get the fuck out of here right now. These people bludgeon innocent golfers for sport." - Shane to NancyOh my gosh. There were so many funny scenes and quotes in this episode of
Weeds, I don't even know where to begin. Let's start with Shane, who surely is the smartest kid on TV right now. When Nancy had him look up the mysterious woman (Zuzao) in Esteban's life on Wikipedia, Shane's translations were spot on:
- Sole heir to a vast telecommunications company: "media manipulator"
- On the Board of the Mexican Stock Exchange: "inside trader"
- Philanthropist: "tax evader"
I mean, really. I'm not sure how old Shane is -- I'm sure one of you will tell me -- but that's darn smart for a kid of any age.
Continue reading Weeds: Where the Sidewalk Ends
Posted Jul 14th 2009 6:50AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E06) "I've decided that we will get married." - Esteban to NancyAnyone know Spanish and can translate what that gal said to Esteban at the end of this episode? Because him proposing to Nancy sure seemed like a done deal -- well, as much as a done deal could be with him giving her a faux engagement ring that turned out to be the champion ring from the soccer team he owns, and then giving her the REAL ring later.
I would have been royally ticked at that lame proposal. But Nancy seemed to go for it. And then the babe rant came along at the end and the deal's off. What the heck? Maybe he's still married?
Continue reading Weeds: A Modest Proposal
Posted Jul 7th 2009 6:32AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E05) "These are very dark waters you're swimming in, even for you." - Andy to NancyWell, hmmm ... just when we all thought Nancy had gone completely over the edge and was unredeemable, she brings it back a little and becomes a mom again. ("I can't live like this anymore! Shane was a good kid! Now he's robbing his teacher!").
So she makes Shane go apologize for shaking down his English teacher (hey, the guy deserved it for driving off with Shane's weed) and shooting his bird. And then she goes all mama-bear by cutting off the teacher's air supply after he pushes Shane down.
The guy's a jerk. Give Shane back his weed! I'm sorry the bird got caught in the crossfire, though. I'm sure no birds were harmed in the making of this episode.
Continue reading Weeds: Van Nuys
Posted Jun 30th 2009 5:35AM by Jane Boursaw
Filed under: OpEd, Episode Reviews, Weeds, Reality-Free
(S05E04) "They were going to sell my gallbladder to the Japanese. Fortunately, my body is a toxic pit." - Celia to Nancy, trying to convince her to let her move inI know
some of you will disagree with me, but I thought this was a really great episode. Maybe Jenji Kohan is listening to us, because it brought back the unique blend of fun and drama that I loved about the early seasons of
Weeds. And oh, the quotes! Like this one, when Esteban meets Nancy and clan at the house, after they've been on the run:
Silas: "So you're the mayor of Mexico or something?"
Esteban: "Or something, yes."
Shane: "And you stuck your penis inside my mother at least once."
Nancy: "Ok, then. Good night, Shane. Go upstairs."
Continue reading Weeds: Super Lucky Happy
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